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Santa Ko uska Sasur Jute Mar RahaTha..Aadmi:Q Mar Rahe Ho? Sasur:Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se SMS Kiya,TUM BAAP BAN GAYE ho.Isne Apne Sare dosto Ko Forwrd kar diya.
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#2
God: agle janam me kya ban na chahoge.? Santa : ji Cockroch.Surprised God : Lekin kyon.? Dukhi Santa: meri Biwi sirf uss se hi darti hai.!!!lolz lolz…
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#3
Husband: If I die, will you remarry……?Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry…?Husband: No, I’ll also stay with your sister…!!.:D..
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#4
Santa galti se samundar me gir gaya….Doobte doobte usko haath mein machli mili… Usse pakad kar bahar pheka, aur bola. Ja tu toh apni jaan bacha le!
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#5
Santa:Aj mujhe ajib sa msg aya fir mera cell switch off ho gya..Banta: kaisa msg?Santa :Battery low. Banta :mujhe send kr..Sabko darayenge..:D))HAHAHA
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#6
Ek ladka fail ho gya to uske papa ne kha dekh dekh, us ladki ko dekh wo tere sath padhti thi 1st ayi h,Ladka:dekh dekh kya?Usi ko dekh dekh k to fail hua hu..:D..hahaha
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#7
Santa ka Padosi Mar gya.Wo uske Gahr aya or pucha -Body aa gai kya? Tabhi body lekar Ambulance aa gyi.Santa bola- Oh Batao,Kitni Lambi umar hai..))lolz lolz..
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#8
Bear this Pj……Waiter gvs bill 2 Santa. Santa: take my card. Waiter:but this is a ration card. Santa:Abe khote,to phir bahar likha kyu h ‘ALL CARDS ACCEPTED’…lolz lolz…
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#9
A sweet demand by a kid.A kid was beaten up by his mom.Dad came n asked ‘Wat hapend son’ Kid said ‘i cant adjust wid ur wife anymore ,I want my own..:D.lolz lolz..
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#10
Heights of technical overdose…….A software engineer falling from the roof of a building n shouting F1F1F1 instead of help..help..!!..lolz lolz..
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#11
Examiner-ye kon si bird h iski tang dekh kr batao?Student-muje nhi pata.Examiner-tum fail ho gye ho. Wat’s ur name? Student-le meri tang dekh k bata..:D..HAHAHA
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#12
Bear this pj..Once a donkey kicked Santa & ran
away. The nxt day Santa started beating a Zebra & said, `wat r u
thinking u will b safe aftr wearing a tracksuit?:D..HAHAHA…
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#13
Santa:Yaar uth Bhukamp aa rha h, Saara Ghar hil Rha hai..Banta: Soja Soja Ghar girega tho Makkan Maalik ka ,Hum tho Kirayedar Hain…:D))) HAHAHA….
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#14
Santa Ped k upar ulta latka hua tha.Banta : Tu ped pe Kyu latka h? Santa: sar Dard ki goli khai thi. Kahi pet me na chali jaye isiliye..:D..lolz lolz…
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#15
Santa 15 saal tak Ro-ro k Aulaad k liye dua mangta rha.1 din santa k paas bhagwan aya or bola-tujhe wahe guru ka vaasta,phele SHAADI to kr le…:D..hahahaha
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#16
?’Feron k waqt Pandit ne mehmano se puchha: kisi ko iss shaadi se aitraaz to nahi? 1 admi:Mujhe h!! Pandit:Tum chup raho,Tum dulhe ho!’..:D..HAHAHAHA
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#17
Santa Caught His Wife In Affair. He Decides 2 Kill Her & Himself. Snta Puts A Gun On His Head Looks At His Wife & Says-Dont Laugh U R next. :D:D lolz
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#18
Hindi teacher asks:Kaal kitne prakar ke hote h?? Santa: 7 prakar ke:Local kaal,Std kaal,ISD kaal,Missed kaal,Received kaal,Dialled kaal & Sasriyakaal..:D)))hahaha
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#19
In 2020..Bikhari:bhagwan k naam pe kuch de do..Man:ye le mere b.tech ki degree rakh le.Bikhari:nhi chahiye.Tumhe chahiye to meri MBA ki degree rakh lo..Lolz.. Lolzz…
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#20
Bear this PJ 🙂 How to send the rose to the moon? ….. … ……. ….. …. ….. ….. ….. … ….. …. …. ….. say gulab ja moon. :D:D hehehe lolz
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#21
ek admi ki biwi bhaag gyi,3 din baad wapis aayi.Admi gusse se bola:’ab kya lene aayi h’BIWI:’mobile ka charger bhul gyi thi’..!!!!lolz lolz…
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#22
Santa goes to buy a underwear.on choosing 1 he asks:How much 4 dis??Shopkeper: Rs500.Santa:Arey bhai daily wear dikhaoo,party wear nhi chahiye..:D..lolz lolz..
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#23
Santa ne 1 col khola.Banta:yar Santa tu apna col ka naam sabse alag rakhna.Santa ne col ka naam rakha,’SANTA SINGH GIRLS COLLEGE 4 BOYS’..Lolzz….hahaha
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#24
heights of ‘OH SHIT’ lik situation.A guy tak a blade n writes his girlfriend name on his forearms n makes a spelling mistake..!!:D))HAHAHA…
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#25
Teacher:bacho tm sbse jyada kisse nafrat krte ho..Lkg boy:Rja Ram mohan roy..Teachr:y?? Boy:Usi kamine ne bal vivah p rok lgayi thi..:D..hahahah…
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#26
Nowadays child in washrum: screaming mom mom!!MOM: han beta bolo?? Child:Mujhe constipation ho gaya h,zara facebook pe status update kr dena..:D))hahaha
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#27
Bear dis PJ:)))Santa in aeroplane..Bangalore aate hi Santa chilane laga:BAngalore Bangalore..Air hostes: B silent sir..Santa:k,Angalore Angalore..:D..hahaa..
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#28
Lalit modi,once surrounded by katrina,preity,shilpa & deepika,now surrounded by income tax officials.AXE effect turned into TAX effect..:D..hahaha..
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#29
hathi swimming pool me gira to sab chitiya bahar nikal gai.ek chiti hathi k upar chad gai ,to dusri boli ‘duba saale ko duba’ Ladkion ko chedta h..:D)))
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#30
A sardar travelling in a train gets dwn in evry station n buys ticket 2 nxt station guess y..??coz doc tld him2 avoid long journey..:D)))
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#31
Santa:Biwi se ladai khatm hui? Banta:gutne tek k ayi thi mere pas.Santa: usne gutne tek kr kya kaha?Banta:boli bed k niche se nikal aao,aab nhi marungi..:D
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#32
Shadi me sardar bahut der se khana kha raha tha,Ek ne pucha kab takkhaoge? sardar: main to khud kha-kha ke dukhi hun,par card me likha tha DINNER:7PM-10PM..:D..HAHAHA..
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#33
Santa: Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya..Banta: Fir kya kiya? Santa:Maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kar lena…:D))))))
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#34
police:tumhara dost kese mara?? Santa:pata nhi,wo bola ‘mere pet me chuhe kud rahe h’ to mene use chuhe marne ki DAWA khila di…:D
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#35
Glad to be drunk: A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, ‘I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re obviously drunk.’ Our wasted friend asked, ‘Officer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?’ ‘Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,’ said the copper.’Let’s go.’ Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, ‘Thank goodness, I thought I ws crippled.’
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#36
Santa in library–plz give me the book ‘Psyco-the-Rapist’ Librarian after 2 hrs comes back slaps Santa and says –Idiot,the book is called ‘PSYCHOTHERAPIST’…:D )))hahaha…..
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#37
Santa–mere pass gaadi h,bangla h,,tumahare pass kya h?? Banta–mere pass bhi gaadi h ,bangla h,paisa h,, Santa— to saale MAA kiske pass hai…
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#38
Tintumon: Im sleep with dad last night Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night . . Tintumon: so.. you came after I slept..? lolz…:))) hahaha
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#39
SANIA MIRZA took Indian pledge too seriously……………… ‘All indians r my brothers n sisters’ 😀
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#40
Innocent Kid : Mom , I need a brother. Mom: Son , ur dad has gone abroad let him come then we will discuss this with him. Kid : Why don’t you surprise him?? 😀
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#41
ek din Santa Doctor ke pass gaya,aur bola Doctor meri tabyat nhi theek hai. Doctor: Kamjori hai fruit khaya karo chhilke sahit.(After one hour) Santa: Mera pet dard ho raha hai. Doctor: kya khaya tha.Santa: Nariyal chhilka sahit
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#42
Modern world: ?? ???? ?? ?? ??? ?? heart fail ?? ??? ?? ???? ??? ???? ??? ?? ???, ‘ ????, FACEBOOK ?? ???? ?? add ?? ??. hahhahahhahahahhaahahha 🙂
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#43
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai (& jumps into a well.).Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi………….?hehehehehehehhehehhe
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#44
Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha.. Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha.. Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda 😀
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#45
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#46
?1 Day a monkey kicked Santa on his back and ran away.Santa ran to catch him and found a zebra in the field.Santa kicked the zebra on his back and said ‘ Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha…’hahhahahhahahhahahahhahahha 😉
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#47
Santa : When I get mad at you,you never fight back.How do you control your anger? Banta: I clean the toilet bowl. Santa : How does that help? Banta : I use your toothbrush! lolz 😀 hehehehe.
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#48
Santa ko rota dekhkar friend ne pucha kya hua?Santa:Bohat bada dhokha, maine 2 ton ka AC kharida ,ghar aakar tola to sirf 35 kilo ka nikla…..lol 🙂
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#49
Bear this PJ 🙂 Santa Singh cuts sides of the capsule before taking it. Guess why?…………………………………………………… To avoid the side effects! lolz 😀 (Statutory Note: PJs r best njoyed in silly or bheja-fry mood, most human beings find it difficult to enjoy a PJ – src wikipedia) 😉 (pls suggest the page to frnds to torture them with PJs) lolz
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#50
Train chal padi.2 sardar train ki tarf bhaage.1 chadh gya.Logo ne uski bahut tarif ki. Sardar-O shit jisne jana tha wo piche reh gya,mei toh Chhodne aya Tha…. hehhehehehhehehe 😉
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