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First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’ Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’ lolz 😀
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#2
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#3
Santa: Oye tera vyah ho gya? Banta: Haan. Santa: Kuri naal? Banta: Oye munde naal v hunda hai kya?Santa: Haan… Meri bhain da hoya si ! 😀 lolz lolz (Congrats to everyone, we have crossed 10000 fans ) :))))
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#4
Njoy d pj: Teacher- Jiska Dil Toot jaata hai,Uska General KnowledgE Week kyon hota hai?!? Ramu: Kyonki,’Jab Dil Hi Toot Gya ,Hum G.K kya krenge??’ hehhehehehhe 😉
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#5
Santa order for chicken in a dhaaba….When the cook started chopping onions for it….Santa shouted:-‘ULLU KE PATTHE’ Pyaaz Mat Daal Navratre Hai……. :)hehehehe
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#6
Santa ne apni Biwi ko dost k sath dekha tou dost ko goli maar di.. Wife boli apne gusse pe kabu rakho varna 1din sare dosto se hath dho bethoge..lozz
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#7
Santa makes a peg of whisky and tells wife : pee isko. wife : Chhee kitni kardvi hai. Santa : aur tu sochti hai ki mein roz aish karta hoon.
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#8
Bear this PJ: A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald???How???Do u know how?? Automatically …(Auto me taklii) lolz :)))))
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#9
Father : Tipu Sultan kaun tha? Son : pata nahi. Father : padai pe dhyan do to pata chale. Son : Raj uncle kaun hain? Father : pata nahi. Son : Apni Biwi pe dhyan do to pata chale… 😀
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#10
Misuse of English – A diagram in the book was not clear, So the teacher drew it on the blackboard and announced – Students don’t look at the book figure , look at my figure.. 😛
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#11
What’s the difference between a fly & a mosquito? A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!! hahahahaha!!!
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#12
A man walks into a doctor?s office with a stick of celery in one ear, a carrot in the other and a grape up his nose. Confused, the man asks: ‘Doctor what’s wrong with me?’ The doctor looks at the man and replies: ‘You’re not eating properly!’
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#13
Best Friend Test! This really works.. 😀
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#14
Santa ke Sar Se Khoon Nikal raha Tha DOctor:Ye kaise Hua Snta:Main Hatho Se Patthar Tod rha Tha To kisi ne kha ‘Paaji kabhi to Dimag Istemal karo’ 😀 lolz lolz
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#15
Banta to his new bride, Preeto,?Now that we are married,do you think you will be ableto live on my small income? ?Of course, dear, no trouble,? she replied.?But what will you live on??
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#16
Santa was drawing money from ATM.Banta, who was just behind him inthe line said: I?ve seen ur password. It?s ****.Santa: U r wrong. It?s 1394. 😀 lolz
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#17
Pappu (Son of Santa Singh) while filling up a form:What should I write against mother tongue.?Santa: Very long?..! 😀
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