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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested
He was charged with battery.
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#2
Why was Phillip’s girlfriend annoyed
Bcoz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
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#3
Why was Phillip’s girlfreind dissapointed
Because she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a television.
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#4
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team
She ran away from the ball.
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#5
Why was 6 scared Because 7 , 8 , 9!
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#6
Why the heck are you wasting your time reading this
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#7
Why sindhis are banned from playing hockey and football B’ coz… corner milte hi DUKAN Khol dete hai…
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#8
Why r Egyptian children always confused Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
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#9
Why Men belive love marriages r better than arranged marriages . . . . B’coz known devils r better than unknown ones…
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#10
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women
When it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.
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#11
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger
You can park in the handicapped spots.
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#12
Why is Hillary upset
Because she may have been the FIRST LADY, but she won’t be the LAST!
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#13
Why is a woman like a Kentucky fried chicken meal
By the time you’ve finished with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
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#14
Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$ A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise
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#15
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach
The cats keep covering them up with sand!
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#16
Why don’t oysters give to charity
Because they’re shellfish.
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#17
Why don’t blondes talk whilst having sex
Because their mums told them not to talk to strangers!
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#18
Why don’t aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
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#19
Why dogs don’t marry A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!
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#20
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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#21
Why does history keep repeating it self Because we weren’t listening the first time !
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#22
Why does an elephant have four feet
Because it would look silly with six inches.
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#23
Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy …………….. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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#24
Why does a squirrle swim on its back
To keep its nuts dry
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#25
Why do you press harder on the buttons when the battery in the remote control is dead
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#26
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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#27
Why do women have smaller feet than men
So they can stand closer to the stove.
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#28
Why do women hate alcohol so much ‘Because after drinking it, their mouse like husbands become lions!’
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#29
Why do women get periods
Because they deserve them.
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#30
Why do we park our car in the driveway and drive our car on the parkway
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#31
Why do we all marry Because romance is not the only element of life.
We should also know
horror,
terror,
suspense,
irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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#32
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven
Because if they all went it would be hell
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#33
Why do mice have small balls
Not that many know how to dance.
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#34
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying
It’s like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
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#35
Why do ginger people burn easily
It’s nature’s way of telling us they should be kept indoors!
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#36
Why do gerillas have big nostralls
Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!
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#37
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red
So they can hide in cherry trees.
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#38
Why do elephants never forget Because nobody ever tells them anything
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#39
Why do cows wear bells
Because their horns don’t work
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#40
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!
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#41
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences So that no1 can corner them.
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#42
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid
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#43
Why did you hit your husband with a chair ‘
‘I couldn’t lift the table.’
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#44
Why did the Santa Singh stare at the frozen orange juice Because it said ‘concentrate’
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#45
Why did the punk cross the road
Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
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#46
Why did the jazz musician like the wooden board
Because it had a nice groove in it!
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#47
Why did the hedgehog cross the road
To visit its flat mate!
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#48
Why did the football coach flood the pitch
Because he wanted to bring on the sub!
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#49
Why did the fish get kicked out of school
Cause he was caught with seaweed.
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#50
Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party
Becase he was a party pooper.
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