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Why did the doughnut shop close
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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#2
Why did the chicken cross the road
To get to the other side.
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#3
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing
‘The runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide’
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#4
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall
To see what was on the other side.
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#5
Why did the blond woman sneak past the pharmacy
She didn’t want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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#6
Why can’t men get Mad Cow’s Disease
Because they are pigs
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#7
Why can’t blondes be pharmacists
Because they can t fit the bottle in the typewriter
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#8
Why can’t a blonde dial 911 Because She can’t find the eleven!!!
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#9
Why bother with marriage Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.
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#10
Why are there no asprins in the jungle
Because the Parots-ate-em-all
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#11
Why are pirates called pirates
Because they ‘Arrrggghhh’!!
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#12
Why are men like commercials
You can’t believe a word they say.
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#13
Why are men like cars
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
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#14
Why are men like blenders
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
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#15
Why are guys like lava lamps
They’re fun to watch, but not very bright!
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#16
why are footballers never invited to dinner
answer: because they are always dribbling.
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#17
Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
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#18
Wht’s T maximum penalty of bigamy
2 moTrs-in-law.
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#19
Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang
A bad smell U cnt get rid of.
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#20
Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun
A trifle.
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#21
Wht do U cll a handcuffed man
Trus2rthy.
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#22
Wht do U cll a dog with no legs
It doesn’t m@ter wot U cll him, he ain’t gonna cum.
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#23
Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets
Underlay! Underlay!
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#24
Wht did 1 magnet say 2 T oTr magnet
I find U V attractive.
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#25
Who was d 1st Indian Woman 2 fly abroad.
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. . . . . Sita with
Ravan . . .
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#26
Who is never hungry at Christmas
The turkey – he’s always stuffed !
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#27
While in Birmingham, England, President Clinton saluted Frank Sinatra, saying the singer and entertainer ‘really did do it his way”…
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#28
While I was in teh doctor’s waiting room there was this tiny man only about six inches tall. Although he was there before me, he let me, he let me see the doctor first. I suppose he just had to be a little patient.
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#29
Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat
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#30
Where does the one legged waitress work
The Ihop
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#31
Where do fortune tellers dance
At the crystal ball.
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#32
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all
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#33
Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon
He took them to a pignic.
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#34
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.
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#35
When you ask a housewife, accountant, and lawyer what 2+2 is, what do they give you
The housewife says ‘Four.’ The accountant says ‘It’s either three or four, let me run it through my spreadsheet again.’ The lawyer closes the shutters, turns down the l
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#36
when wordz fail eyz works
when eyz fail heart works
when heart fails to kia
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samajh le tapak gaya;)
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#37
when u kiss an american girl she says kiss me hard,when u kiss a british girl she say kiss me slow,but when u kiss an indian girl she says kisay nu na dasi
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#38
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
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#39
When the young man was being examined by the doctor he was asked: ‘Does it burn when you pee in the toilet ‘
‘I don’t know,’ replieed the young man, ‘I don’t think I’d dare hold a match to it.’
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#40
When the doctor came to visit my aunt Claudette my aunt said: ‘Doctor, I hope you’re going to tell me that I’m very ill.’
The doctor looked at my aunt said: ‘But why Don’t you want me to say you’re very healthy ‘
‘No,’ replied aunt Claudette. ‘I feel
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#41
When someone asks you, ‘A penny for your thoughts,’ and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny
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#42
When my mother-in-law went to the doctor and complained that her nose runs and her feet smell, he said: ‘I’m not surprised. You were made upside down.’
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#43
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.
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#44
When I was young, I just wanted a BMW. Now that I’m older, I don’t need the W.
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#45
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
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#46
When I want your opinion, I’ll remove the duct tape.
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#47
When I want to teach the coulors, I just ask my students to pretend the phone is ringing and they will answer:
Phone rings: ‘Green, green!’
They answer: ‘Yellow ‘
They ask: ‘White ‘
They hang up: ‘Pink!’
While teaching this use your hands preten
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#48
When I want to teach the colors, I just ask my students to pretend the phone is ringing and they will answer:
Phone rings: ‘Green, green!’
They answer: ‘Yellow ‘
They ask: ‘White ‘
They hang up: ‘Pink!’
While teaching this use your hands pretend
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#49
When I told the doctor’s receptionist that I kept thinking I was a billiard ball she told me to get the end of the cue.
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#50
When I asked my doctor to give me something to sharpen my appetite he just gave me a razor blade.
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