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When geese fly in a ‘V’, why is one side longer
Because there are more geese on that side
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#2
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
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#3
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting …. When she starts with ‘My husband said…’
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#4
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say
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#5
When blondes have more fun, do they know it
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#6
When blondes have more fun do they know it
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#7
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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#8
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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#9
What s d simmilarty between marriage and 11:59 . .. . .. . .. Simple hai. Dono ke baad 12 hi bajte hain !
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#10
Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted
Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken…
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#11
Whats best about shagging Twenty – Eight year olds
There is Twenty of them!
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#12
What’s white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree
A fridge
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#13
What’s the loudest noise in the jungle
A Monkey eating cherries.
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#14
What’s the dofferemce between meat and fish
If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
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#15
What’s the difference between your wife and your job
After 10 years jour job still stcks.
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#16
What’s the difference between your job and your wife Your job still sucks after five years!
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#17
What’s the difference between men and women
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need; a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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#18
What’s the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
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#19
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
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#20
What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
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#21
What’s the difference between blonds and traffic-signs Some signs say stop.
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#22
What’s the difference between Bigfoot and intelligent men
Big foot has been spotted a few times
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#23
What’s the difference between an aerobics instructor and a torturer
The torturer would apologize first.
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#24
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull
Lipstick
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#25
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle
If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
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#26
What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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#27
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.
– E.T. phoned home.
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#28
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit
The bucket.
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#29
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.
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#30
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle
The Elephants foreskin.
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#31
What’s the best date to bring on a picnic One who will arch her back so your balls don’t get grass-stained.
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#32
What’s slimy cold long and smells like pork
Kermit the frogs finger
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#33
What’s round and bad-tempered
A vicious circle.
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#34
What’s pink and hard A pig with a flick knife
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#35
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot
A carrot.
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#36
What’s new Most of my wife.
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#37
What’s invisible and smells of carrots
Rabbit farts.
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#38
What’s green and loud
A froghorn.
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#39
What’s gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.
The Presidential Seal.
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#40
What’s ET short for
Cos He’s Got Little Legs!
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#41
What’s brown and sticky
A stick.
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#42
What’s brown and sounds like a bell
DUNG
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#43
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars
An in-car-nation.
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#44
What weighs eight pounds and won’t be plucked next Christmas
John Denver’s Guitar.
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#45
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread
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#46
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant
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#47
What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air
A dead centipede.
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#48
What kind of work does a weak cat do
A : Light mouse work
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#49
What kind of ties can’t you wear
Railroad ties.
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#50
What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay
Deviled eggs.
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