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What kind of cats like to go bowling
Alley cats.
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#2
What is the thinnest book in the world
What Men Know About Women.
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#3
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen
It’s ass.
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#4
What is the HEIGHT of EMBARRASSMENT RUNNING into a WALL,with an ERECT DICK… And BREAKING Ur NOSE first !!!
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#5
What is the Fullform ABCDEFG A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl…And Now what is GFEDCBA Girl ForgetsEverything Done and Catches new Boy again..
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#6
What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai…… Doosari bigadati hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai
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#7
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVE & MARRIAGE… Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock..!
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#8
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
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#9
what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
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#10
What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend About 45 pounds!!
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#11
What is the difference between a whore, a nimpho, and a blonde
The whore says, ‘Aren’t you done yet ‘ , The nimpho says, ‘Are you done ALREADY ‘ And the blonde says, ‘Beige. I think I’ll paint the celling beige…’
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#12
What is the difference between a sin and shame
It’s a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.
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#13
What is the difference between a marriage and a war
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#14
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor A. A jeweler sells watches whereas a jailor watches cells!
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#15
What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed
Sleep somewhere else.
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#16
What is the Australian for foreplay
Brace yourself, Sheila!
And the Welsh
Are you awake, Gwen
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#17
What is pink and wrinkly and hangs out your pyjamas
Your mum on wash day!!!
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#18
What is invisable and smells like carrots
Rabbit farts.
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#19
What is green and smells
Hulk’s fart.
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#20
What is defference between man and Superman
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
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#21
What is D diff. betwn a Secretary&a Personal Secretary Secretary says,’Good Morning Sir’&Personal Secretary says,’Oh my God!Its morninG sir.
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#22
What is brown and sticky
A stick.
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#23
What is a tree’s favorite drink
Root beer.
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#24
What is a mixed feeling
Watching your mother-in-law reverse off the side of a cliff in your brand new car!
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#25
What is a free gift Aren’t all gifts free
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#26
What is a dogs favourite school subject
‘Dog-Ruff-E ‘
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#27
What have you done wrong if your wife walks into the living room and slaps you.
You have left the chain to long.
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#28
What has one horn and gives milk
A milk truck.
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#29
What has four legs and an arm A happy pit bull.
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#30
What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors
A piano.
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#31
What has 90 balls and screws little old ladies
Bingo.
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#32
What has 6 eyes but can’t see
3 blind mice.
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#33
What happens when frogs park illegally
They get toad.
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#34
What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease
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#35
What happens if you get scared half to death twice
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#36
What happened when Jesus went up to Mount Olive
Popeye beat him up.
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#37
What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner
He smashed his his nose.
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#38
What four animals does a woman like to have in her house A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all.
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#39
What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil ……first some screwing before use
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#40
What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!)
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#41
What does a fish say when it runs into a wall
DAMN!
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#42
What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she’s pregnant.
Is it mine
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#43
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand
Not enough sand.
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#44
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino
el-if-i-no
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#45
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook
Wet feet.
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#46
What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan
A man who’s too drunk to follow orders.
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#47
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit
Bugs Bunny.
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#48
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo
Big holes all over Australia!
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#49
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer
A brick layer!
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#50
What do you do with a years worth of used condoms
Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
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