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Roses are redish,
Violets are blueish,
If it wasn’t for Christmas,
We’d all be Jewish.
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#2
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !
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#3
Roses 4 u-Rs.10
Cards 4 u-Rs.25
Movie 4 u-Rs.99
Lunch 4 u-Rs.250
but a friend like u – PRICELESS! Abey Ziyada maat phool…
Priceless yane ‘Phokaat
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#4
Robert: Iska kya kare Boss
AJIT: Robert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do ! Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!
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#5
Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon
AJIT: Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal,
aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu.
Robert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon
AJIT: Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!
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#6
Robert: Boss , Sona kahan hai ( Where is the Gold )
AJIT: Kahin par bhi so jao Robert !!
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#7
Robert : Boss, mission par kaise jaoon, mujhe Headek ho raha hai. Ajit : Abe, head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padega.
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#8
Rizwan: Doctor please help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai
Rizwan: Phone per.
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#9
Remember: First you pillage then you burn.
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#10
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
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#11
Receptionist: ‘The doctor is so funny he’ll soon have you in stitches.’
Patient: ‘I hope not – I only came in for a check up.’
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#12
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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#13
r forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.
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#14
Question:Do you know what frustrates sardar ANSWER:-When his wife deliverr twins & he can’t find the father of the second child…!!
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#15
Question: Ted Kennedy: ‘Where was George ‘
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife
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#16
Question Girl : Do you love me Boy : Yes Dear Girl : Would you die for me Boy : No, mine is undying love!
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#17
Ques…Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.
Ans…Jis din rakhi —*—
aur friendship day —!!—
ek saath padega
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#18
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
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#19
Q:What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you
A: A pool table.
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#20
Q: why do boys go 2 temples Ans: coz temple is d only place wr u can find Pooja
Bhawana Shrdha Aarti Archna Aradhna Laxmi sarswati Shanti
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#21
Q: Why did the Santa Singh try and steal a police car
A: On the back she saw ‘911’ and thought it was a Porsche.
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#22
Q: Why did Banta Singh try to steal a police car A: On the back she saw ‘911’ and thought it was a Porsche.
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#23
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world
A: What Men Know About Women.
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#24
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
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#25
Q: What does a blonde look like after sex
A: No idea mate. I’m already long gone….
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#26
Q: What do you do when a sardar throws a pin at you A: Run like hell….he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.
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#27
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other
A: Cell phones.
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#28
Q: How would a blond interpret 6.9
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
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#29
Q: How do u keep ur husband
from reading your e-mail A: Rename the mail folder
‘Instruction Manuals’
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#30
Q : Why was Monica Lewinsky transferred from the White House to the Pentagon
A : She was traded for two brunettes and a redhead to be named later.
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#31
Q : Why does Clinton wish he was like Ted Kennedy
A : Cause Kennedy has an ex-wife and a dead girlfriend
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#32
Q : Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet
A : So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills
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#33
Q : Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs
A : They keep breaking them with the hammers.
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#34
Q : Why are blonde jokes so short
A : So men can remember them.
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#35
Q : What was yesterday’s Washington Post Headline
A : Bush Beats Clinton
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#36
Q : What happened to the blonde tap dancer
A : She slipped off and fell down the drain
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#37
Q : What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common
A : They’re both empty from the neck up.
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#38
Q : What do you get from a pampered cow
A : Spoiled milk.
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#39
Q : What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon
A : Far-from-thinking
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#40
Q : What do stylish frogs wear
A : Jumpsuits!
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#41
Q : What did the frog order at McDonald’s
A : French flies and a diet Croak
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#42
Q : What did Clinton say to Gore about the whole affair
A : Pardon me
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#43
Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg
A : Unhoppy
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#44
Q : How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle
A : Shine a flashlight in their ear.
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#45
Q – Why doesn’t the Gingerbread Man wear shorts
A – Because he has crummy legs.
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#46
Q – Why do french people eat snails
A – Because they dont like fast food
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#47
PUPIL: ‘Would you punish me for something I didn`t do ‘
TEACHER:’ Of course not.’
PUPIL: ‘Good, because I haven`t done my homework.’
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#48
Psychiatrist’s receptionist comes & says There’s a man out who says he can make himself invisible.
Psychiatrist: ‘Tell him I can’t see him right now.’
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#49
Polynesia – memory loss in parrots.
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#50
Police to a drunkard: Where are you going Man: To listen to a lecture on the ill effects of drinking, on health. Pol: Who’ll lecture at Midnite Man:My wife,.
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