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Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
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#2
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over
experience.
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#3
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
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#4
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
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#5
Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu,
And then look at neighbourin table n wish you’d ordered that…..
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#6
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
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#7
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.
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#8
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo…
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#9
Marriage is an institution–but who wants to live in an institution
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#10
Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno.
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#11
Marriage is a three ring circus:
(1)an engagement ring,
(2) wedding ring,
(3) and suffering ..
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#12
Marriage is a rest period between romances.
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#13
Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.
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#14
Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
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#15
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give.
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#16
Mareej ne achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha sabar se kaam lo beta,Main Doctor nhi, YAMRAJ hun……
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#17
Many years ago when I was 23, I got married to a widow. this widow had a grown up daughter. My father fell in love with her, and soon they got married. This made my Dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. See below how
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#18
Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
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#19
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
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#20
Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.
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#21
Man: God, how long is a million years to you God: A second. Man: How much is $ 1 Million to you God: A cent. Man: Can I borrow a cent God: Wait a second. =)
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#22
Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!
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#23
Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
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#24
Man said to God — Why did you make women so beautiful
God said to man — So that you will love them.
Man said to God — But why did you make them so dumb
God said to man — So that they will love you.
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#25
Man runs home shouting pack your bags honey, i just won 10 million in lottery. wife: Do i pack for beach or Resort Man : Who cares just pack and get lost.
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#26
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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#27
Man goes to chemist: I need to buy poison. Chemist: i cant sell u that. Man shows wife’s photo. Chemist: Sorry, I didnt know u had a priscription.
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#28
Man cannot live by bread alone, unless he’s locked in a cage and that’s all you feed him.
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#29
Man and wife make one fool.
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#30
MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein nikalta hai aj din mein kaise nikal gaya
GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada`
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#31
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: ‘behanji 1 rupiya dedo.’ Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: ‘why U gave him 1000 Rs.. ‘ Malika: ‘pehli bar kisine behan kaha.’
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#32
main naa..
main naa..
aap say nalaaz huun.
aap naa..
aap naa..
hamay SMS nahi taltay.
aap danday bath-thay ho!
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#33
Maikal: Boss, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen
Ajit: Ise revaalving chair mein daal do.Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.
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#34
Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
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#35
Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
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#36
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.
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#37
Love thy neighbor all through the day… but first make sure her husband’s away!
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#38
LOVE n SALA r going to a village n in b/w cumz a well, love falls in da well WHY cuz love is blind. now sala also jumps in cuz LOVE keliye SALA kuch b karega ga.
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#39
Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going
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#40
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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#41
Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop
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#42
love in pakistan
romance in afganistan
marrige in rajsthan
no more children in hindustan……
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#43
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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#44
Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible.
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#45
Losing a husband can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible.
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#46
Lord, if I can’t be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.
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#47
Lord save me from your followers.
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#48
Look out for #1, and don’t step in #2, either.
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#49
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other’s character before marriage, which is never advisable.
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#50
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free Trip around the Sun.
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