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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
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#2
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
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#3
Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
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#4
Life before marriage is like AIRTEL : ‘Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan’ Life during engagement is like RELIANCE : ‘Kar Lo Duniya Muthi Mein’ Life during Honeymoon is like IDEA : ‘A wife can change your life’ Life after one year of marriage is like HUTCH : ‘Whereever
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#5
Life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi azadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable.
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#6
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
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#7
Lets play a game….Its very interesting.Ready
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START..Kya start
NALAYAK! Kam karlo! Har waqt Khelne ki padi rahti hai.
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#8
Laughing stock – cattle with a sense of humor
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#9
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called and volunteered to come over and fix dinner and play nursemaid to me. I declined, not wanting to pass on the flu to her. ‘Okay honey’, she told me, ‘Will wait till after we get married. Th
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#10
Last week my friend, Mabel, was feeling terribly ill so her husband ‘phoned the doctor’s surgery.
‘I’m afraid the doctor is busy until 10am Thursday,’ said the receptionist.
‘But that’s three days away! My wife is terribly ill,’ pleaded Mabel’s husban
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#11
Last Tuesday I was in the doctor’s waiting room and a young man came in with an expensive watch for the doctor.
‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’ said the man, giving the doctor the expensive watch. ‘This is a small token of my thanks for all your exce
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#12
LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO
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#13
Lalu : Itane sare log football ko lath kyou mar rahe hai Sardar : Gol karne ke liye. Lalu : Sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge !
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#14
Laloo: Itne sare log football ko lath kyu mar rahe hai COCH: ‘Goal karne ke liye’ Laloo: Sasura, Ye to pahle se hi Gol hai sala aur kitna gol karega
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#15
Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan
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#16
Lady1:’What do u think bout husbands ‘ Lady2:’They r like OWLS..!’ Lady1:’How ‘Lady2:’They see good things in their wives only in the night.
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#17
lady drinking coke, machar falls in .
lady take it out ,
machar says ;maaaaaaaa
lady ask why u did u call me maaaaaaaaaaaa
machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaaaaa
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#18
Ladki ptane kliye chupkese uske piche ja kr use drao agr vo hasi to samjho pat gai N agr gussa hui to jor-jor se chilao didi dar gai-didi dar gai…!!!Try this.
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#19
Ladki ke baap ne vidai ke wazt dulhe se kaha beta hamari ijjat ab tumare hath me hai, Dulha bola: Chinta mat karo aaj hi loot lunga
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#20
Ladka 1 ladki se , ‘jaaneman mere dil me aa ja’ Ladki, ‘chappal utaroon kya’ Ladka, ‘pagli ye mandir thodi hai, aise hi aa ja’
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#21
Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Banana.
Banana who
Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Banana.
Banana who
Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Banana.
Banana who
Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Orange.
Orange who
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana
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#22
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there
Aunt.
Aunt who
Aunt you glad Grandma’s gone
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#23
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Olive.
Olive who
Olive you so much! (I love you so much.
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#24
Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega’I OBJECT’ Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega ‘NEXT’ Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega’DO IT 5 Times’
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#25
KBC ME SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA. WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE, LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA!
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#26
Karaoke is Japanese for ‘Tone Deaf’
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#27
kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye magar sirf eik ke baal gheley howe
ye kase mumkin hain
baqi 3 ganje they
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#28
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage. Men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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#29
Judge:tune chori karte waqt biwi bacho ke bare me kyon nahi socha Chor:my lord! Socha tha par dukan me sirf men’s wear hi the.
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#30
Judge: ‘you are fined Rs.11420’ !Accused of RAPE:why Mylord exactlyRs.11420
Judge:Rs.10000 for Rape and,
10.2% Entertainment Tax & 4% VAT.
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#31
Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you Accused: No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.
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#32
Joke in 1 word-
hindu joke in 2 words- hindu pandit joke in 3 words- hindu playing chess ! joke in 4 words- hindu playing with donkey!
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#33
Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw.
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#34
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
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#35
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.
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#36
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him.
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#37
Jesus is coming, so look busy.
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#38
Jesus is coming! Look Busy.
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#39
jabi 2 a englis Dr Tell him abt her ILL baby asMy baby is ill 1week dana eatda na slipda bas wipda hi wipdaA pn
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#40
Jab Gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
Father-kya hua
Kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the
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#41
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho…
Itna katil kaise sharma lete ho.. bachpan se hi kamine ho ya surat aise bana lete ho….
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#42
It’s true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
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#43
It’s sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs.
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#44
It’s not who you know, it’s whom you know.
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#45
It’s not true that married men live longer than single
men.
It only seems longer.
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#46
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
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#47
It was so cold, the town flasher ran up and described himself.
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#48
It is well known…
Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up.
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#49
It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.
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#50
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
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