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A Grl & a Boy were sitting alone.D Boy started touching D grl.Grl:dnt touch me,All this only aftr marriage. Boy:Ok,call me aftr marriage.
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#2
A good pun is its own reword.
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#3
A Good Friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital wid
flowers n goes.
A True friend Sits near u n says: O Yaar! nurse bahut
solid hai…
aaram se theek hona!
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#4
A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I’ve got some ‘Cream’ For that.
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#5
A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.
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#6
A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender ‘Hay , could I get a beer please’
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say ‘No, we don’t serve food here’
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#7
A For’ …
Teacher : A for
Sardar : Apple
Teacher : zor se bolo…!
Sardar : JAY MATA DI…!!!
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#8
A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.
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#9
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
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#10
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, ‘Bow-wow!’ The cat ran away. ‘What was that, Father ‘ asked Baby Mouse. ‘Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.’
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#11
A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.
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#12
A drunk was hauled into court. ‘Mister,’ the judge began, ‘You ve been brought here for drinking.’ ‘Great,’ the drunk exclaimed.’ When do we get started ‘
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#13
A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.
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#14
A doctor says to a man ‘You want to improve your love life You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day.’ Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says ‘How is your love life since you have been running ‘ ‘I don’t know, I’m 140 miles
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#15
A doctor said to his car mechanic, ‘Your debit is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.’
‘Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn’t changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models comin
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#16
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man’s chest. The man asks ‘Doc, how do I stand ‘ The doctor says ‘That’s what puzzles me!’
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#17
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
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#18
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
‘You aren’t so good in bed either!’ he shouted and stormed off to work.
By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.
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#19
A day without sunshine is like night.
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#20
A day without radiation is a day without sunshine.
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#21
A day for firm decisions! Or is it
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#22
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office.
The doctor asked, ‘What can I do for you ‘
The man said, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse ‘
The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, ‘There is nothi
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#23
A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going I’m going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism. At night And who will give a lecture My wife and mother-in-law!
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#24
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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#25
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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#26
A company held a contest for kids with the theme: ‘The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me.’ One kid answered ‘He married my mother.’
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#27
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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#28
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
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#29
A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
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#30
A chinese couple Mr. and Mrs ‘Hua’ got twins without marriage, Guess wat did they name them ‘Jo-hua’, ‘So-hua’ !
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#31
a child had never seen his hips once his teacher beat with ruler n his hips…he was very angry he came bacand saw his hips in the mirror n said:
(KAMEENE NE DO TUKREY KAR DIYe)
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#32
A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her… GAL : ‘Stupid…! What’re U doing… ‘ boy : ‘B Com final year…And U ‘
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#33
A Boy got a job in a Girls Hostel . After a month , Warden asked: why didn’t u came to take ur Salary
Boy said: Kya Salary bhi milegi!
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#34
A blonde woman goes to the doctor and complains that her whole body is aching. She touches her knee and says: ‘Ouch! That hurt’. She then touches her elbow which evokes yet another painful response. She then touches her ear and complains that it is sensit
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#35
A blonde walked into a bar
OUCHH!!!
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#36
A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one …………………. stupid of course, there are no others
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#37
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question
So, Which Platform are you Working on ….
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#38
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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#39
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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#40
70yrs oldman askd wife’do u feel sad wen u see me runing behind young girls ‘wife reply’not atall,even dogs chase cars bt they cant drive it
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#41
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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#42
4 Roses, Just 4U coz U r a Special Person..
1st Rose-4 Frndshp
2nd- 4 Wealth
3rd – 4 Happiness &
d LAST Kaan ke upar laga lena.. mast lagega
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#43
3 scientists happen to meet each other by chance at a party, an American, a Russian, and a Pakistani. They boast their country’s science achievements. The Russian says: We were the 1st ones in space, the American says, we were the 1st to go to moon, The P
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#44
3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
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#45
3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I m Peter, not a saint. I m Paul not a POPE. I m John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi… I m Mary, not a VIRGIN.
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#46
3 boys where going on a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!
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#47
2 sardar soldiers captured a pakistani, gave him dice & said, if u get 1,2,3,4,5 V’ll kill u! paki asks: 6 aya to sardars: Then, throw again..
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#48
2 indian fuji aik dosray kay sath fight kar rahay thay tu acha officer nay dekh lia aur ya kah kar un ka cot marshal kar dia kay humay larnay walay fuji nahi chaheay
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#49
2 cows in a field. 1 cow says ‘Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease ‘
T oTr thinks & replies ‘Yep but it doesn’t affect us rabbits.’
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#50
1admi ne bhgwan se puchha
100 SAAL APKE LIYE KYA HAI
GOD-100 saal mere liye 1 sec. K brabr hai.
Man-1 CRORE RS
God-1 coin
Man-1coin muje dedo
GOD-1sec ruk ja’
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