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Guzre dinon ki bhuli hoi bat ki tarha,
Ankhon me jagta he koi rat ki tarah,
Tumse umed thi k nibhao gy dosti,
Tum bhi badal gaye Karachi k halaat ki tarah.
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#2
WHY is a Lecturer
Greater as compared
to a Mother.
Bcause a mother can
put only 1 child to sleep, but .
A lecturer cAn put the
Whole clAss to sleep ..!
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#3
Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don t study,so i got rid of it
Banta: Good
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
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#4
Wife;Sunye jb Aap ne pehli Baar Mera Ghunghat uthaya tha to kaisa Mehsus kiya tha
Husband;
Khuda ki kasam, Main Mar h jata Agar
AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad Naa hoti
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#5
Waiter gives bill 2 Santa
Santa:Take this card.
Waiter:But sir,this is voter card.
Santa:So what u hav written there-ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
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#6
Santa horse par ja raha tha.
Voh red light jump karta hai.
Police vala siti bajata hai.
Santa ghode ki tail opar kar ke kehata hai: Le karle number note.
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#7
Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor
Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.
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#8
Why r Doctor’s prescriptions imposible 2 read Bcoz they hve an exclusive msg only 4 d chemist-‘Maine patient ko loot liya,ab teri baari hai’. Cheer up.Smile.
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#9
Ek bar 300 pathan ship main travel kar rahe tahe,
Lekin sare k sare mar gaye.
Kaise
Nothing serious.
Ship bich main kharab hogai.
To dhakka dene niche utar gaye.
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#10
Can I’ve Another Glass Of Water, Plz Ask Jhony
But Tht’s 10th One I’ve Given U 2nite. Daddy Says
Jhony: Yes But d Baby’s Bedroom Is Stil On Fire. =P 😉
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#11
What do u cal elephants knee
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Gajni.
Itna b nahi samjhate.
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#12
Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS
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#13
Baby Mosquito
came back after its
1st time flying.
His dad asked him,
How do you Feel.
He replied, It was Wonderful, Everyone
was Clapping For Me.!
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#14
Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain
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#15
The Husband is the Head of the Family,
But
Wife is the Neck of the Family,
which
can turn the head any where she wants 😉
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#16
MUSHARAF narak me yamraj se: Ek call pakistan kar lu
yam: Ok !
call ke baad,
Mush :kitna bill hua
Yam :kuch nahi.
Mush :kyon
Yam : Narak 2 narak free hai…
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#17
Wife Says; When Im Gone
Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.
Husband Replied; What Makes You Think
I Want Another Woman Like You.
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#18
The Two Most dangerous Weapons In
The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs
1. A Girls Smile
&
2. A Girls Tears.
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#19
Jo hamesha hasta raheta hai usko HUSMUKH kahte hai
Aur jiska hasna bilkul hi bandh ho gaya hai use kya kehte hai
HUSBAND
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#20
Munna : Yaar Circuit ,ye gandhiji Har note me haste kuy rehte hai
Circuit:Simple hai bhai! Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga……
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#21
Santa to Banta:-
‘I am going’
ka kya matlab hota hai..
BANTA:- ‘MAIN JAA RAHA HOON’..!
!
!
Santa:- Aise nahi Jaane dunga, Pehle Matlab bataa…!
$:->
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#22
bahut sare chiti ek talab me naha rahi thi. tabhi ek hathi talab me kuud gaya .ek chiti hathi pe chad gaya ,tabhi ek chiti ne kaha duba de saale ko.
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#23
Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.
Ali : Good
So Does This One Work Better
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#24
1 night bijli chali gae
PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.
BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat
pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi
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#25
Gandhiji Ne Ahinsa Ka Rasta Hi Kyu Chuna..
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Guess
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Socho
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Kyunki Dhishum Dhishum To Pepsodent ka kaam hai.
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#26
Santa Asks Taxi Driver: Golden temple Jaaoge
Taxi Driver: Haan Jaaunga.
Santa Ne Jeb Se Polythene Nikali aur Kaha ‘Wapsi pe mere liye Langar Le Aana,,’-)
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#27
Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai, BOLO BOLO BOLO !!!
Husband: KON MAIN
Wife: NAHI
HUMARA NAYA PAROSI
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#28
Welcome to Mobile Marriage bureau-
Rishte k iye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabaye
Shaadi k liye 3 dabaye
Dusri shaadi k liye ….
Pehli wali ka gala dabaye.
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#29
Santa ko gadhe par college jane ka shok tha.
3 saal baad Santa ko akele jana pada.
Puchho Kyu
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Kyuki Gadha graduate ho gaya tha.
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#30
A sirdar was talking on telephone.
Friend: ‘Kis se baat kr rhe ho ‘
Sardar: ‘BV se
Friend: ‘Itne pyar se ‘
Sardar: Tmhari hai…’
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#31
BHIKARI: SAHEB 6 RUPAE DO COFEE PEENI HAI.
MAN : PAR 1 KOFEE TO 3 RUPAE KI AATI HAI
BHIKARI : PAR SAHEB SAATH MEIN GIRLFRIEND HAI
MAN : BHIKARI HOKAR BHI GF BANA LI.
BHIKARI: NO SAAB, GF NE BHIKARI BANA DIYA
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#32
Sardar ji ne apni girlfriend k kandhe par hath rakha aur dheere se bole- ‘ I love u’
Girlfriend-‘Jor se bolo!’
Sardar ji- ‘Jai mata di!’
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#33
Scratch & Win ..
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Pathan
Ye Kia Jeet Lia
;->
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#34
Larka: Tum kitni haseen ho,
Larki: choro na
Larka: tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hain,
Larki: choro na tum be
Larka: itni dair se chor hi to raha hoÃn.
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#35
Patient: Doctor, You Must Help Me. I Keep Losing My Temper With People.
Doctor: Tell Me About Your Problem.
Patient: I Just Did, You Stupid Bastard.
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#36
Which is the small room in the world
Think
Think
Think
Mash-room
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#37
Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein adha pagal to ho hi gaya hoon.
Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.
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#38
Man: Car Kyun Halki Ki
Driver: Gear Badla Hai
Man: O Hram Khor Nikal Meri Car Se Meri Mojodgi Me Gear Badla Main Na Hota To Pori Car Bdal Deta
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#39
Chand ko ghuroor hai k us k pass noor hai………
to kia hua mujhay bhi ghuroor hai meray pass dosy LANGUOR HAI…….
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#40
Santa ko3 bomb mile, police ko dene chala.Saathwala aadmi bola-agar koi bomb raaste mein fatt gaya toh Santa-Jhooth bol denge ki 2 hi mile they!
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#41
Asi v smart,Tusi v smartSada v rang saafTwada v rang saafBas ik chota jea fark ae,Asi dil ton saafTusi dimag ton saaf….
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#42
One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya
Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.
One: Woh kyun.
Two: Kyun ke aaj kal bluetooth ka zamana hai yaar .
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#43
TUM
Achhe
Sachhe
Sundar
Shushil
Sabhya
B uddhiMaan
Logon se dur Hi Rehna
Warna
wo b BHIGAD Jayenge:)
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#44
Height Of Dreaming:
Bill Gates cAme tO Me And Asked
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Are,Tere pAas xp ki Cd hAi kyA
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#45
Wife saw sign board
Banarasi sari 10/-
Nylon sari 8/-
Coton sari 5/-
Wife:Give me Rs.500 I’ll buy
Hsbnd:Andhi,ye istri ki dukan hai.
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#46
gabbr — o murgi tujhe 2 ande dene ko kaha tha tune 1 q diya ..tujhe mujhse dar nhi lagta
murgi — dar ki vajh se hi to 1 anda diya hai sakar …….warna mai to murga hu …
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#47
Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating d cake prepared by me!
Husband:whom should I call now
Police or Ambulance
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#48
a true love story
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen,
one day they kised each other
hen died of malaria and mosquito died of bird flu..
heart toucing na
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#49
Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha tha
Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu parh rahe ho ji
Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.
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#50
I Can’t Msg U Till 2 Weeks.
I’m Goin To USA
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Nothing Speecial. Sala Bush Ne
White House Ka Rent Nahi Diya.
Vasool Karna Hai
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