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Aap ko macharone bhahoot pareshan kiya usaki khopadi ghoomi,usane zahar piya aou bola kato kato ab sab mar jaogey.
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#2
Doctor or daku me kya fark he
doctor ghar bula k luta he or
daku ghar aake lut ta he
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#3
Husband:Hypnotize karna kisay kehtay hain
Wife:kisi ko apnay control main kar k us say apni marzi k kaam karwanay ko kehtay hain,
Husband:Chal jhooti usay tou Shaadi kehtay hain
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#4
Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE
A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’.
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#5
mangal laddu kah raha tha.
deepu:kya khah rahe ho
mangal:jahar khah raha hu ,tumhe kya
deepu:lao mujhe bhi khane do,tumhare bager mai bhi kya karuga.
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#6
Wife bought a new transparent nighty ,
Wore it in front of husband.
Ismein tum bahut sexy laag rahi ho .
wife= aapko batane ki zaroorat nai hai ,
salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha
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#7
Hathi aur chenti ka prem vivah hua,
Dusre din hathi mar gaya,
Cheenti boli wah re mohabbat
Ek din ka pyar mila,
Aur sari umar kabar khodne ka kaam mila
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#8
lallu: Mera kid bohot fast english bolta hai.
ballu: Beta bolke dikha.
Kid: english english english english english…
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#9
Sahab:
Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon
Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)
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#10
Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant
mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.
Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.
baccha: agar baby itna hi
acha tha to kha kyun gayi.
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#11
Passenger: How dare u put ur hand in my pocket
Santa: I wanted a matchbox.
Passenger: U could have asked me.
Santa: I don’t speak to strangers.
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#12
Hum na honge tow kon manayega tumhe,
Ye bori bath he har bath pe roya ni karte.
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#13
GIRL- Main humara rishta khatam karna chahti hu. Main tumhe vo sab vapas de dungi, jo tumne muze diya.
BOY- OK. Let’s Start with Kisses.
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#14
Bahu ka 1st Affair sunne k baad Sasur ne Bahu ko mara!
2nd Affair pata lagne par Pati ne mara!
Lekin Saas har baar chhup rahi!
WHY
.
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KYUNKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI!! 😉
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#15
Santa: My mobile bill how much
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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#16
QUE: WHAT IS COMMON BETWEEN MELODY AND MALA-D
ANS: JAB BACHE MASTI KARTE HAI TO UNHE MELODY DI JAATI HAI,
AUR JAB BACHE KI MAA MASTI KARTI HAI TO USSE MALA-D DI JAATI HAI.
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#17
Tourist – Is Fort Me Koi Bhoot He Kya
Guide – Me Yaha Itne Saalo Se Kaam Kar Raha Hoon,
Aaj Tak Nahi Dekha,
Tourist – Kitne Saal Hue
Guide – 300 Saal……
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#18
1 aurat ne ishara krke tej a rhi bus ko roka
Driver:kaha jana h
Aurat:Jana to khi nhi,
Bacha ro raha hai Zara bus ka horn poo_poo baja Do
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#19
PATIENT: Dr bahut patli aa rahi Hai.
DR: Kitni Patli
PATIENT: Bahut Patli
DR: Kitni patli
PATIENT : Itni patli ki SMS padnewala kulli kar le
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#20
Dale ne kanjryon ke naam cars ke nam pe rakhe the.
Bola konsi chahye
Man asked rates !
Bola
Honda: 4000
Corola: 3000
Balino: 2000
Caltus: 1000
Mehran: 500
Foxy: 100
Man ordered foxy and shocked to see that it was a khusra.
Ye Kya he
Sir Foxy, iska engine peche hota he.
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#21
A girl introduces her boy friend to his father, Dad I told you about him.
Father asked the boy, So,you wanna become my son-in-law
The boy replied, Not really sir, but this is the only way to marry your daughter!
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#22
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi
Husband: Tum ko kese pata
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
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#23
Hi,
My name is
.BUBBLI.
My Number is
0333-HUSBAND
&
My Network is
0300-BOYFRIEND
Number always OLD
But
Network always new
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#24
My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!
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#25
Pathan ki mangni hoi,
usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha,
us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki
wo meri kia ho gi 😉
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#26
A memon on his death time ..
My wife Where r u
Wife : yes i m here
Memon :My sons , My daughters r u all here
Yes Papa
To phir yeH barabar waly room ka pankha kiun chal rha hy
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#27
Maalik naukar se : Aaj tumane roti me jayada ghi laga diya hai.
Naukar : Galti ho gai maalik lagta hai mene aapko apni roti de di.
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#28
1 frnd to another-aaj mothers day h,tera kya plan h
another frnd reply-‘main kuch ladkion ki maa banane me help karunga
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#29
TERY SHANEY PAY LHERATY HOA IS AANCHAL KA KIA KEHNA…..
ISE AANCHAL KA EK GHONGHAT BANA LAITEEN TO ACHCHA THA…
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#30
1Rat 1Kanjus K Ghar Aag Lgi Thi
Wo Apne Ghar Ko Bacha Nahi Saka
Puchho Q
Q Ki Wo Sari Raat FIRE BRIGADE Wale Ko Mis cal karta raha!
LikeU
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#31
Doctor- Mrs.Megha, Good News for you!!
Megha- What Do you mean by Mrs.Megha I’m Unmarried.
Doctor- Ohh ok. Miss Megha, Bad News for you!!
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#32
Joke- sanny paji ne NASA join ki.
Ek mahine bad nasa ka naam badal kar rakhkha…..
SATYANASÃ.
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#33
BOY: Wud u mind dancing with me GIRL: Sorry, main bache ke saath nahi nachti. BOY: Oh sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap PREGNANT hai ok u enjoy…….
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#34
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:
Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain
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#35
Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do
A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences
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#36
Santa: Maa
Gud news!
Hum 2 se 3 Ho Gaye Hai!
Maa: achha,
beta Hua ya beti
Santa: nahi Maa,
teri bahu ne Dusri Shaadi karli !!
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#37
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.
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#38
Meri Dukh Bhari Kahani
Suno!
.l v u w ;- (9 !tg: 4!’gm ;-:-(-di!
:y:-;- =(-(!a ! e 7
Aapka Kasur nahi koi B Meray Jazbaat Nai Smaj sak mujhe kya sikhaegi.
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#39
Kisi ko meri yaad aye ek arsa hua,
koi hai hairan to koi tarsa hua.
Is tarah khamosh hain ye dil ye aankhe meri
Jaise khamosh ho koi badal barsa hua.
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#40
Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
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#41
Santa: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet. Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.
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#42
1 ladka apne gf k liye chudiya lekar jata he!
gf- khud hi pehnado
boy- mujhe kya pta tha itna acha response milega varna me kapde lekar ata
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#43
Santa ka RADIO kharaab ho gaya,
khol k dekha to under CHUHA mara hua tha,
dekh k Santa bola:
AE lo, chalega kaise, SINGER to mar gaya..!
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#44
boy prpose to a girl – do you love me
girl – shakal dekhi he apni isse to accha me sucid kar lungi.
boy – kamini mar jayegi per 1 garib ke kaam nahi aaygi.!
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#45
M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
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#46
Dil me aap dharkan me aap asman me aap zamen ma aap ankho ma aap sanso me aap jaha bhe dekho bus aap he aap Dettol wala such kahata ha jarasim har jaga hota ha..
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#47
Son-hum patakhe yaha se lenge
Mom-ye to grls hostl h
M-papa khte the sab phuljharia yaha milti he
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#48
HUSBAND-Chalo, tumse Shaadi karke mujhe ek to Fayda hua.
WIFE-Koun sa Fayda
HUSBAND-Mujhe mere Gunaho ki saza jeete-jee hi mil gayi
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#49
Santa, oye bante, ladki ko propose karne ki sab se safe jagah kon si ho sakti hai
Banta, mandir,
Santa, vo kaise
Banta, kyounki waha ladki ke pairon me chhapal nahin hoti.
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#50
In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
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