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Wife: Mai tumhari zindgi ki Kitab hu! Husband: Ye hi to taklif hai, DIARY hoti to har saal change kar leta
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#2
Define table-tennis in Hindi: Kamre ke andar, Table ke uper, batti ke niche, de tacatac le tacatac de tacatac le tacatac….
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#3
Zindagi bayhal hai, Surhai na tal hai, Message box kangal hai, Kya aapke SMS factory me hartal hai Kuch message bhejo yar, mere mobile ka Ejatka sawal hai!
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#4
Ramji ko Lanka pe attack karne ko five thousand monkeys chaiye four hundred nintey nine phunch chuke hai message milte hin tum bhi nikal pado!!
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#5
Kya lekar aaya tha Kya lekar jayega Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim, Tu kitna chillar bachayega
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#6
Diwali aane wali hai, is liye main apna mann kewal POOJA,ARCHNA,SADHNA,AARTI mein hi lagana chahta hoon, so.. aapke pados mein inme se koi ho to batao.
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#7
Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.
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#8
Twinkle twinkle lazy star, kitna soyega uth ja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uth ke jaldi pele chai, then call me & say HI..!
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#9
Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Aur Bola……… (guess kya bola hoga ) MAA KASAM !! BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA
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#10
Teacher: Kaun see devi par kaun sa prasad chadta hai Student: Rabri Devi par Laaloo prasad Chadta hai.
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#11
Marne ke baad hum narak me jaana pasand karenge… poocho kyon Tum jaise dost Swarg me thodi milenge…
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#12
Jab Tota Hua Dirty, To Tote Se Boli Maina, Don’t Worry….. Surf Excel Hai Na!
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#13
Chai Wala: Bholi Si Soorat, Aankhon Me Masti, Door Khadi Sharmaye, Aye Haye. Girl replied: Kaali Si Soorat, Haath Me Ketli, Door Khada Chillaye, Chai Chai.
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#14
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: ‘Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha aab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.’
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#15
Ek truck doosre truck ko kheench raha tha. Dekh kar sardarji haskar lotpot hoke gir pade aur bole: Ek rassi ka tukda uthane ke liye 2-2 truck
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#16
GADHA bhi na khaye vo GHAS ho TUM Stupid, Idiot,Bhakwas ho TUM par phir bhi kaho YAAR dost jHAKAS ho TUM.
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#17
Santa: abe banta tu to doctor ke pass jane wala tha na kya hua Banta: are yar kal jaunga, aaj thodi tabiet kharab hai!
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#18
Ba adab Ba Mulayza, HOSHIYAAR.. maharaja o ke maharaja, hindustan ke takhto taj ke waris tilismi takato ke noor e chashm tajdaar e hindustan, ham SONE jaa rahe hain, GOOD NIGHT
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#19
woh koun hai jo uchhal uchhal k paida hote hai… PAHECHANO KAUN Arey Buddhu.. POP CORN !!!
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#20
Khuda se scooter manga…car di, apartment manga…bangla diya, Dost manga to tumhe diya…. Khuda ne is baar aisa zulm kyon kiya….
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#21
Rabri: Ka karat ho Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu! Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi. Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
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#22
Beta bola ‘papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai’. Papa bole, ‘Nahi bete, abhi nahi’. ‘Papa kyon ‘ ‘Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai’
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#23
Tutor to Santa: wat is u r father’s name. Sanat: BEAUTYFUL RED UNDERWEAR. Tutor: R u joking Santa: NO SIR! MY FATHERS’S NAME IS ‘SUNDER LAL CHADDHA’
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#24
Badli hai duniya, kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon
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#25
Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du, tu raat maange main raat de du, Tu dil maange main dil de du, Tu Jaan maange…… Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya
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#26
Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo… Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo… . Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo… Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo… Kya Pata…. Kal Thand Ho Na Ho !!!
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#27
Santa : Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talaak kyo diya Banta :Yaar woh badi character less thi. Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi.
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#28
SARDAR NE BIWI SEY POOCHA AAJ THO CHICKEN BAHUTH TASTY HAI.. KUCH KHAS MASALA LAGAYA KYA BIWI: KUCH NAHI THODI SA JAL GAYA THA… ISLIYE BURNOL CREAM LAGAYA…
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#29
Detergent Tikiya Walon ki Beti se Shaadi karne ke Liye Bheed Lagi thi Because They Believe ‘Pehle Istemaal Karo, Phir Vishwas Karo’.
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#30
Agar apko raat ki tanhai mein koi tang kare, Karwate badalne par majboor kare, chupke se kuch kahe aur gall chum le to ‘ALLOUT LAGAO MACHAR BHAGAO’
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#31
Likhe jo KHAT tujhe… wo teri YAAD main… sare ke sare BAPU ne padh liye… sawera jab hua toh JUTE pad gaye… woh FASHION wale baal hawa main ud gaye!
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#32
LADKEWALE: Ladki ka naam kya hai LADKIWAE: Hamari pyaari aapki pyaari sabki pyaari RAMPYARI LADKIWALE: Ladke ka kya naam hai LADKEWALE: Hamara GU aapka GU sabka GU JAGGU
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#33
kya ker rahay ho bussy ho kitna bussy ho ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho
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#34
Meri taraf say apko 1 ‘PAPPI’ Apki saheli ko 1 ‘PAPPI’ Saheli ki saheli ko 1 ‘PAPPI’ Batau Q Aaj hi mere ‘DOGGY’ ne 10 ‘PAPPI’ ko janam dia hai!
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#35
Suno gaur se pepsi waalon.. Buri nazar na coke pe daalo.. chahe jitna mountain dew pila lo.. sabse aage hoga neembu paani.. neembu paani..
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#36
Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai…. Rabridevi ka laloo prasad
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#37
Ek sardarji apne bete se bola: Bevkuf kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta: Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
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#38
Pappu: Papa jab aap Honeymoon pe gaye the tab mein kahan tha Santa: Putar, jaate waqt tu mere paas tha aur aatey waqt mammi ke paas.
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#39
Dosti shayad zindgi hoti hai, Jo har dil mein basi hoti hai, Waise to jee lete hai sabhi akele magar, Phir bhi zarurat inki har kisi ko hoti hai..
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#40
Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo, thoda hum chalenge, fir . . . . . . rickshaw Kar lenge!
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#41
Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare. Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use yaha se le jane aya hun
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#42
Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass Johny Leaver: Mere pass in sabki chabi hai !!
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#43
True Thought zara socho agar SMS Recieve karne ke paisa lagate tokya hota! Aaj tum mere waje se raste pe Bhikh mange rahe hote.
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#44
Hutch walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa, aur ab woh bandar se ad karvana chahte hain! Tujhe meri dosti kasam …………… tuuuuu nahi jayega!
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#45
Munna Bhai: abbey circuit agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya larne ka. Circuit: Bhai bole to bina sui k 14 injection laga lene ka Kya.
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#46
Santa Singh: Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe aids hai. Yeh aids hoti kya hai Banta Singh: A – Ab I – Iss D – Duniya se S – SasriYakaal
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#47
Naya Saal aaye banke Ujala Khul jaye Aap ki Kissmat ka Tala Hamesha Aap per rahe Meherban Upar wala Chand Tarey bhi Aap per hi Rosni dale Happy New year.
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#48
Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai…. ‘simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain’
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#49
Woh madhosh aankhien.. Woh Garm Saanse, Woh Kapkapata Jism.. Woh thartharate hoonth Maine to pehle hi kahatha…Dengu hay yaar!!
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#50
Tum chale gaye to bagh se titliyaan chali gayi. Phool murjha gaye aur Patte bhi jhad gaye Ab toh Garden Mey Paani Dalne aaja RAMU
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