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jinn: kya hukum hai mere aka
Aaka: mere acount me 10crore cashaur katrina se shadi 10 sec me kara do
jinn: aaka hukum karo haramipana nahi….!!
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#2
Spelling lesson:
Mr. Bean’s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.. ..is it one c or two c
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
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#3
Door se dekha to andey ubal rahey they
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Pas a ker dekha to Ganjey uchal rahe they:)
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#4
SIR to Student:-
What is the similarity between girlfriend and mobile
STUDENT:-
Sir both are discoonected when there is ‘NO CURRENCY!’
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#5
Apna dimag check karne ki tarkeeb
Cow ke paas sir jhuka kar khade ho jao
Agar wo paas aati hai to bhusa bhara hai
Agar door jaati hai to gobar
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#6
1st friend: roz subha 15 larkiyan mera intizar karti hain
2nd friend: wo kaisy
1st friend: main GIRLS college ki van ka driver hoon.
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#7
Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna ha
Johnny: Chasme(opticals) ke saath 75kg.
Doctor. Aur chasme ke bagir
Johnny: Vo mujhe dikhta hi nahi.
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#8
Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi
Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.
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#9
Santa- Jab main chhota tha tab is ped par chadh jata tha.
Banta- Kaise
Santa- Tab ye ped bhi chhota tha yaar.
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#10
‘Maathe pe lahu,sir pe ret..Wah!Wah! Jara Gaur karna.Mathe pe lahu,sir pe ret. Kyonki PADOSAN ne phool mara. ‘GAMLE SAMET.’
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#11
Ek buzrg apni taveel zindgi ka raaz bata raha tha.
Meri umr 80 saal hai magr main ne kbi
cigrt nhi piya,
sharab nhi pee,
joa nhi khela
aur kbi kisi aurat ki taraf aankh utha kr nhi deakha
sunne wala bola : baba g muje herat hai k phr ap itne saal kis liye zinda ho.
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#12
A hot secretary came angrily out of boss cabin.colleague askd:what happened he asked r u free 2nite i said yes. & bastard gv me 50 pages 2 type!
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#13
Zen Buddhist to hotdog vendor: ‘Make me one with everything.’
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#14
CHOTA BABY:MUMI MUMI JAB MEIN RAAT KO SU SU KARNE GAYA TAB BATHROOM KI LIGHT APNE AAP JAL GAI.MUMI: HARAMJADE TU PHIR FREEZE ME SU SU KAR KE AA GAYA…….(GAUTAM SHARMA)
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#15
A story with moralMy girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, ‘I have feelings for you, make love to me once’ I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, ‘U have won my trust.’Moral:Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!
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#16
Yo mamma is so fat:She eats Wheat Thicks.We’re in her right now.She was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a new world.She lay on the beach and people ran around saying, ‘FREE WILLY.’
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#17
Wo snakes meet each other..First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.Second snake:Why First snake:Because I bit my lip!
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#18
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree ’cause he was dead…why’d the other monkey fall outta the tree ’cause he was dead too…why’d the third monkey fall outta the tree peer pressure…
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#19
Why is Hillary upset Because she may have been the FIRST LADY, but she won’t be the LAST!
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#20
Why don’t aliens eat clowns.Because they taste funny.
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#21
Why do women get periods Because they deserve them.
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#22
Why do mice have small balls Not that many know how to dance.
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#23
Why do cows wear bells Because their horns don’t work
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#24
Why are men like commercials You can’t believe a word they say.
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#25
Why are men like cars Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
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#26
Why are men like blenders You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
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#27
Why are guys like lava lamps They’re fun to watch, but not very bright!
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#28
When wordz fail eyz workswhen eyz fail heart workswhen heart fails to kia ….samajh le tapak gaya;)
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#29
When i call u:1 ring meanz i’m Thinking of U, 2 ring meanz i Like U, 3 ring meanz i Miss U, 4 ring meanz i need U, 5 ring meanz ZALEEL INSAAN FONE UTHA
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#30
What’s green and loud A froghorn.
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#31
What’s ET short for Cos He’s Got Little Legs!
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#32
What’s brown and sticky A stick.
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#33
What is Marriage Ans: 1st yr: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha na jaye 2yr:TVS-Meelo chalti muskan 3yr:KINETIC- Sabki hawa nikal de 4yr CHLORMINT-Dubara mat puchna!!
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#34
What is green and smells Hulk’s fart.
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#35
What is brown and sticky A stick.
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#36
What is a mixed feeling Watching your mother-in-law reverse off the side of a cliff in your brand new car!
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#37
What did Tennessee The same thing Arkansas.What did Delaware Her New Jersey.
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#38
What bird can lift the most A crane.
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#39
Wats d Diff btwn own Wife & Other’s Wife.. Own Wife is CHOCLATE can have Any Time..Other’s Wife is like ICECREAM should have Immediately
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#40
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!No sir, that’s a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
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#41
Two small fish are in a tank.One says to the other,,,,,,,,,,,’Do you know how to drive this thing ‘
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#42
Two peanuts walk into a bar.One was a salted.
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#43
Two muffins are in the oven.One says to the other ‘God it’s hot in here’The other one replies ‘Oh no… It’s a talking muffin’
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#44
Two lepers are playing cards.One threw his hand in and the other laughed his head off!
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#45
Two friends Billooo & Tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam (7th standard). They had crammed an essay of ‘MY BEST FRIEND’. But unfortunately, in the question-paper it was written …… write an essay on ‘MY FATHER in just 30-45 words .So
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#46
THREE EXPERIENCE IN SEX :PRE-MARITAL SEX IS TRAINING EXPERIENCE!MARITAL SEX IS GAINING EXPERIENCE!EXTRA-MARITAL SEX IS ROAMING EXPERIENCE!
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#47
Thought of the day:Agar aap bus pe chade… ya phir bus aap pe chade… dono marthaba ticket aapka hi katthi hai
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#48
The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, Whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.
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#49
The Perfect Son.A: I have the perfect son.B: Does he smoke A: No, he doesn’t.B: Does he drink whiskey A: No, he doesn’t.B: Does he ever come home late A: No, he doesn’t.B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he
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#50
TEACHER: Why are you late WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign WEBSTER: The one that says, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow.’
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