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Teacher: Why are you late Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it Student: No. I was standing on it.
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Teacher: what do you want to become little Johnny: doctor !!teacher: why little johny: coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it
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Teacher teaching algebra to studentA=B=Cit means A=Csir asked 2 giv exampl 4 itstudent:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter
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#4
Submitted by Kyle JeffersonTeacher: Did you father help your with your homework Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me Son: No.
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#6
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember
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#7
Sincere Apology:If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!
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#8
Sign post outside our collage-‘Drive Carefully!Dont kill the Students,Wait for the Lecturers!’.
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#9
Said to a railroad engineer:What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.The reply from the railroad engineer:How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule
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#10
Roses are redish,Violets are blueish,If it wasn’t for Christmas,We’d all be Jewish.
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Roses 4 u-Rs.10Cards 4 u-Rs.25Movie 4 u-Rs.99Lunch 4 u-Rs.250but a friend like u – PRICELESS! Abey Ziyada maat phool…Priceless yane ‘Phokaat
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#12
Robert: Iska kya kare Boss AJIT: Robert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do ! Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!
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#13
Q: Why dogs don’t marry A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!
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#14
Q: Why do brides wear white A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
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Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory A: Proof-reading.
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Q: How do u keep ur husbandfrom reading your e-mail A: Rename the mail folder’Instruction Manuals’
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#17
My wife dresses 2 killT only problem is th@ she cooks in T same manner.
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#18
Maths teacher: to a dull boy,if u have 12 chocolate & u give 5 to leena, 3 to tina, 4 to meena, then what will u get Student: 3 Girl friends,….!
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#19
Main naa..main naa..aap say nalaaz huun.aap naa..aap naa..hamay SMS nahi taltay.aap danday bath-thay ho!
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#20
Love in pakistanromance in afganistanmarrige in rajsthanno more children in hindustan……
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#21
Lady drinking coke, machar falls in .lady take it out ,machar says ;maaaaaaaalady ask why u did u call me maaaaaaaaaaaamachar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaaaaa
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#22
Knock, knock.Who’s there Banana.Banana who Knock, knock.Who’s there Banana.Banana who Knock, knock.Who’s there Banana.Banana who Knock, knock.Who’s there Orange.Orange who Orange you glad I didn’t say banana
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Knock! Knock!Who’s there Grandma. Knock! Knock!Who’s there Grandma. Knock! Knock!Who’s there Grandma. Knock! Knock!Who’s there Aunt.Aunt who Aunt you glad Grandma’s gone
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#24
Knock KnockWho’s there Olive.Olive who Olive you so much! (I love you so much.
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#25
Joke in 1 word-hindu joke in 2 words- hindu pandit joke in 3 words- hindu playing chess ! joke in 4 words- hindu playing with donkey!
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#26
Its funny when people discuss overLove marriage and arranged marriageIt is like asking a person if he wouldLike to hang himself or shoot himself .
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#27
It is well known…Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up.
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#28
In the news today…Two Indian heroin addicts inject curry powder by mistake.Both are in intensive care.One has a dodgy tikka, the other is in a korma
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#29
In a restaurant:Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.
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#30
If ever in your lifeU R very sad & lonely & feel thatU have lost every thing,I will come,Hold your hand,take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show Uwhere 2 jump From !!!…
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#31
I’d cross the hottest desert,I’d swim the deepest sea,I’d climb the highest mountain,But I can’t come over tonight because it’s raining.
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#32
I used to be a werewoolf…But I’m much better noooooooooooow !
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#33
Hw do U occupy an idiot Press down – Press up!
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#34
Hw do U kp an idiot amused W@ch ths message until it goes away!
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#35
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
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#36
How do you tell an old man It isn’t hard.
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#37
How do you make an egg laugh Tell it a yolk.
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#38
How do you kill a circus Go for the juggler !!
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#39
How do you catch an elephant First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take a loadof peas and line them up around the hole. Then, when the elephant goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole!
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#40
Her Job & My Job Her Job is to Bitch! Mine is to give her a Reason!
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#41
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!Heer kahe Raanjhe se,O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!
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#42
God made man and then rested,God made women and then no one rested
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#43
Gita me likha hai………..are yaha nahi gita me likha hai
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#44
Gabbar: Kitne admi they Sambha: Sardar 2Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata haiGabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai Samba: Beech mein koi n
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#45
Fees maafi layi arjiTo,The principalHigh schoolLudhiana Sir,Gal eh hai k mere bapu ne mainu fees layi 500 rs. dita c,100 tan pooja te shilpa ne noodles te cold drink te lwa dite, 150 de capsool le lye.baki 250 English wali madam kr k sha
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#46
Ek Bihari ko Raaste mecycle ka paidal milaaur use uthakar Ghar le aya.Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bolaye sambhal ke rakhde,isme cycle dalwa lenge.
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#47
Drink until she’s cuteBut stop before the wedding!
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#48
Dosti ki A sedosti ki B sedosti ki C sedosti ki D sedosti ki E sedosti ki F sedosti ki G se dosti ki … se dosti ki … se dosti ki … se dosti ki … se dosti ki X sedosti ki Y sedosti ki Z se AB SABSE DOSTI HO CHUKI HAI
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#49
Doc & engg loved d same girl. Engg before going out of station for a week gave 7 apples to the girl. Why B’coz an apple a day keeps doctor away
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#50
Do you smoke after sex I don’t know, I’ve never looked.
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