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Faqeer: Pehle Aap 10 Rupe Dete They, Phir 5, Ab 1 Rupya Kyu?Aadmi Pehle Mein Kunwara Tha, Phir Shadi Ki, Ab Bache Hein….Faqeer: Bohot Khoob,Matlab Mery Paison Sy Ayashian..!!
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Mother To Doctor On Phone: Mere Bache Ko Current Laga Hai Mai Kya Karo Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 Nafil Shukrane Ada Karen K Apki Tarf Bijli Arahe Hay
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Techr: why Taj Mahal considerd as a wonder of d world?Student: Bcoz,Shahjahan built it witout taking any..loan 4m bank…. ;-)Gud evening !!
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GIRL-Dear Hum Kaha Ja Rahe Hai?BOY-Long Drive Par Dear.GIRL-Pahele Kyu Nahi Bataya.BOY-Mujhe Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Jab Break FAIL hua.
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Teacher:Test yaad hai? Student:Miss me Jaise hi prhne betha to light chali gai,baad mein is dar se parhne nahi betha, k kahin meri waja se phir light na chali jay.
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Doctor ne aik pagal se poocha:Tum chat se kyu latak rahe ho?Pagal: Main aik bulb hoon…Doctor: Tum jal kyu nahi rahe?Pagal:Bewakof…!! Ye Pakistan Hai, Light Gai Hui Hai.
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Aik dafa aik molvi movie dekh raha tha.Doosra aadmi: Molvi sahab aap ne to kaha tha ke ap movie nahi dekhte.Molvi: Mein is ko Nafrat Ki Nigah se dekh raha hon…
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Miss: Ager Lion ki jaga kutta jungle ka badshah hota,To jungle ka kya haal hota ?Student: Wohi Jo Aaj Pakistan Ka Hai .
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SANTA-YAR MUJHE APNI GF KO GIFT DENA HAI.BANTA-DIAMOND RING DE DO,SANTA-NHI YAR AISI CHESE BATAO JO KABHI PAHNI NA HOBANTA-GENTS KACHHA DE DE
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Major Rohail:Yaar tu itna bara ho gaya hai…Aur ab tak teri darhi moonch nahi aai?..Pathan:O yara hum apni AMMI pr gya hai…
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Pathan-Aaj hume Allah yad aa gyaMajor Rohail-Wo kese?Pathan-Hamara dukan mai jacket wala larka aya ur bola’Allah O Akbar’ek rupe ka sawal hy baba
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santa cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra..Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe kuch dy do!santa cycle rokte hue, chal peeche beth tujhe jhulay doon.. ;
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Deadly IQ Question.Pathan to Santa: “where is abu dabi ?”Santa:“jithy Ami Dabi,Ody naal e zara para kr k Abu dabi”:-)
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Class teacher ne students ko’MY CLASS TEACHER’Pe 10 line likhne ko kahaThori der bad 1 student ne uth kr pucha:Sir’Kanjar’ ko english me kya kehte hy =P
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Pathan:hum 25 behan bhai hainGirl:kya tumharay ghar family plaining walay nahi ayay?Pathan: aya tu tha lakin school samajh kar wapis chala gaya…
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Husband: Begum tumhari gerdan pr ajeeb si cheez hai. . . Jisay daikh kr khouf aata hai . . . Begum(dar k): Wo kya?..Husband: Tumhara Munh.
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Boy: Jaan Mai tumhe Bangla,Car,Soney Ka haar DILA Donga….Girl:Ye Batao, Shaam ko Park Aa Rahe Ho na..Boy: Agar mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya dia to zarur Aunga…..!
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BV_ne Pati k Gale Me Bahein Daal Kar Kaha=Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu Mai?Pati=BilkuLwaisi JaiseBhagwanShankar k Gale Me Naag LatkaHo..
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1Bar Class Me 1Ladki Gana Gane Lagi’Zara Zara Touch Me’Tabhi 1Ladka Utha Aur Use Touch Kiya,Fir Bola=Le Ab Himmat He to Aage Gake Dikha.
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Teacher: Batao Saal Me Kitne Mausam Hote Hain?Student: Sir 4 Mausam.Teacher: Kaun Kaun Se?Student: Hartaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame.;-)
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Kuch log dozak mein bary aram se soay huy thyFarishta : yaar ye koon log hain?Daroga : ye sab pakistani hain loadshading ki waja se garmi ki aadi hain .
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#22
Baap- Tumne Apni Mummy Se Unchi Aawaz Me Baat Ki.?Beta- Mujhe Pata Hai KiApko Jalan Ho Rahi Hai….Kyo Ki Aap Aisa Nahi Kar Sakte
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#23
Dukan ka malik santa se-grahak ko kbhi khali nhi jane dena! Agr dukaan me vo cheez nhi h to dusri offr kro. Grahak-toilet paper dena.Santa-wo nhi h REGMAL lelo.
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#24
1 Ladka phool Lekar Ladki k pas gaya.Ladki ne use KISS kar liya.Wo GHABRA kar BHAGA to Ladki ne puchha- Kya hua?Ladka- Guldasta lene ja rha hu.
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#25
BNTA-Tere Ghr Se Hmesa Hsne Ki Awaz Ati Hai,Khusi Ka Raaz Kya Hai?Snta-Meri Biwi Muje Jute Marti Hai,Lag Jaye To Wo Hasti Hai,Nhi Lge To M Hasta hu.
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#26
GOLU Radio Theek Karwane GyaDukandar:Radio To Theek HeBas Mousam Kharab Hone Ki Waja Se Chal Nai RahaGOLU:Theek HeTe Mousam Nawa Pa D
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Principal asked PreM:Why r u late?all ur classmates came to d class on tymI rplied:’Jhund me to kutte aate h. Lekin SHER hamesha akela aata ha
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#28
Pathan Rishte k liye Tasweer Khichwane raha thaPeeche ghada bhi agaya Tasweer mainPathan ne ye likh kar tasweer bhejiHum Ulta hath ki taraf hai…
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Pati aur Patni jhagadte huePati-Mujhe gussa mat dilao nahi to mere ander ka janwar jaag jayegaPatni-To kya hua.?Mai chuhe se nahi darti
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teacher:bachoo my name is khan dekh kar kya lesson mila? bachee:my name is khan se ye samajh me aya ke paglo se bhi ladkiya pat sakti hai……………..
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Wife: Suno ji…doctor ne mujhe ek maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign location me jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayengey???Husband: Dusray doctor ke pass…..!!!
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Wife: ?Agar main mar gayi to tumhara kya ho ga?? Husband: ?Agar tum na mari to mera ho kya ho ga??
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#33
Mareez Nurse Se: Paani Pilao.Nurse: Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai..?Mareez Ghussay Se: Nahi, Gala Check Karna HaiLeak To Nahi…
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#34
Pathan Marte Wqt Doctor Se:Doctor Sahb Hm Apna Dimagh Donate Krna Chahta Hai.Doctor:Aap Aaram Se Mar Jaein Agr Hoga To Hm Nikaal Lein Ge 🙂
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santa class me gadha lekar aaya,teacher kyu lekar aaye ho,sir aapne hi kaha tha ki aap gadhe ko bhi inssan bana dete hai…
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#36
Patni:Humare naukar ne chandi ka chamcha churayaPati:Kaunsa?Patni:Jo humne parso hotel se churaya tha
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#37
Mama ne nayi swift Car Li,swift Car K Peche Likhwaya’SAAWAN KO AANE DO’Peche se truck Ne Thok Diya,Truck Par Likha tha’AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE’
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#38
Bhanja:Mujhe 200/Rs. Do,Mama:Tujhe Rupaye Ki Nahi AQal Ki Zarurat Hai,Bhanja:Ab mai Apse Wahi Cheez to Mangunga Jo Apke Paas Hai.
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#39
Pati:Jaan roz roz mai tumhari aankhon mai anshu nahi dekh sakta.Patni:Thiq hai,kal se aaphi piyaz katt k doge.
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#40
Gabbar-Ye Hath Muje Dede ThakurThakur-NaiIn Hatho Se Me Dosto Ko Msgs Krta HuYeJo Is Waqt Msg Padh Raha H Is Ke hath LeleYe kabhi Msg Nai Krta
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#41
Aaju-Tere Papa Tailor Hai OrTeri Shirt Fati Hai,Muju-Sharm Ki Baat To Ye He KiTere Papa Dentist He Or Tera Bhai Bina DANT Ke Paida Hua
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#42
preeto: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d. next day santa HARBHAJAN SINGH ko le aaye.
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#43
santa Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha santa: Aap Kahan Rehti Hain Ladki: M G Road santa: Itni Khubsurat Hokar Road Par Rehti Hein
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Banta: tujhe apna laptop bada karwana hai..?Santa: Haan yaar..Banta: to fir Isme se window nikalwa ke darvaja fit karva le..
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Tchr: story sunao with moral.Santa: 1din hm un k gar gye to wo soye huye the,1 din wo hmare ghar aye to hum soye huye the.Moral: Jaisi karni, waisi bharni.
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#46
santa ko apna gadhha bechna tha unho ne apne ek dost ko letter likha ?agar tmhen kabhi kisi gadhhay ki zroorut ho toh mujhay yaad ker lena !?
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Judge said to Santa: Tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahin hua lihaza tum ko baaizat barri kiya jata hai. Santa: To kya main cycle rakh loon?
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Santa: yar tu kisi k ghar afsos k liye gaya tha, itni jaldi kaise agaya? banta: abe yaar 1 ghante baitha raha, majaal hai jo kisi ne hans k baat ki ho.
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#49
santa ne ek Gadda khoda or usme ja k beth gaya? banta ne puchha: ?Ae ki ho raya ha?? santa replied: DEEP THINKING
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#50
Santa: Sabse bari durghatna kya ho sakti haiBanta: Agar koi potty dhone ke dibbe me Tejab dal de
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