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santa was drying some fruits in the sunlight and then eating them Some1 asked what r u doing? Sardar: I am weak. The doc has advised me to eat dry fruits!
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#2
Some1 wrote 2 santa,’Agr tum zaheen ho to Rs100 bhejo. Hoshyar ho to 200. Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo’ santa sent Rs600 n wrote, ‘O-A Main sabka baap hon:->’
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#3
Santa k truck k peechay likha tha ‘chota parivar sukhi parivar’ Or uske nechay Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu, te sohan de papa di gaddi!!
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#4
Santa Ka Ladka: I’m A Complan Boy… Santa Ki Ladki: I’m A Complan Girl….Santa: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka…
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#5
Train chali, Santa ji 1 dibbe mai char gaye.. TT bola: kyun paa ji, nazar nhe aate, ye ladies ka dibba hai. Santa : Sorry ji, mere ko laga aap mard ho ;->
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#6
Teacher To Santa: Btao Pineapple Aur Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarty Hy…? Santa Kafi Der Sochne K Baad: Madam ! Us Me Angoor Nhi Lgte… ;->
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#7
Santa 1: yaar tm subah se mitti khod rhe ho,kia baat hai, banta kuch nahi yaar Dada ji ne kha hai’k maine unka naam mitti me mila dia hai bas woi dhond raon
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#8
1 admi bike pe ja raha tha. Admi ne rastey pe jatey Santa se poucha? Sir! Apko lift chahey kia? . . . . Santa:Nahi hamara ghar tou Ground floor pe hai.:
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#9
Santa-Ye 10 lakh ka cheque kisko de rahe ho?? Banta-apne bhai ko. Santa-apna sign to kar do. Banta-nahi. Main apna naam gupt rakhna chahta hu.
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#10
1 Admi Ki Maut K Bad Uska Dost Uski BV K Pas Aya Or Bola Kya Me Uski Jagah Le Skta Hu? BV:Muje Koi Aitraz Nhi QABRASTAN Walo Se Puch Lo ;->
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#11
Boy-mere sath chalogi. girl-kaha?Boy-jaha tum kaho.girl-ok ! Police station chalte hain.Boy-lo batao ab banda apni bahen se mazak bhi nhi kr skta..
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#12
girl 2 Dr: Medical check up karana hai.Dr: sare kapde utar ke parde ke pichhe let jao.Girl-mera nahi mummy ka. Dr: Acha ! mataji jeeb dikhao.
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#13
Santa Marte Waqt-Tumhare Ghr 10 lakh kadaka maine dalwaya tha0r 50 lakh ki chori b mene hi krai thiBanta-Tumhe Zehar bi Maine diya he
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#14
Sante kol 1sadhu aya,kenda kuj daan kro.Santa-50 Rs. de dindahai, SADHU Khush ho ke,Mang beta ki mangda hai,Santa: Baba ji, mere 50 Rs mod do.. .. .. ..
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#15
1 behra scooter ghasit k la raha tha2nd behra-petrol khatm ho gya kya1st- nhi yar petrol khatm ho gaya2nd- ohh.!Mujhe laga petrol khatm ho gya!!:-P
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#16
GOLU & MOLU Raat ko Chhat Pe So Rahe TheMOLU to GOLU – Yaar Maachis Kahan Pe Hai?GOLU: Teeli Jala k Dekh Le Yahi Hogi
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GOLU-Batao Ghadi Me Kitna Time Huma haiMOLU-Muje Ghadi Dekhne Ni AataGOLU-Ghadi Ki Dono Suaiya Kaha HaiMOLU-Ghadi Ke Aandar…
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#18
GOLU Ek slim ladki koDekh Kar Bola-Chehra tera khas nahiHaddiyo me teri maas nahiPyar kya tujhse khak karuTeri to jine ki bhi aas nahi
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#19
Boy- Sir Ne Aaj Mujhe Bahut MaraDad- Why ?Boy- Sir Ne Puchha 2*3=? , Maine Kaha 6, Phir Puchha 3*2=?Dad- Saale Dono Answer Same Hota Hai.Boy- Maine Sir Ko Bilkul Aise Hi Kaha Tha..
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#20
Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gayaBanta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi achhi banti
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#21
Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola: Bohat Khubsurat Hy! Kitne Maah Ka Hy?Pathan Gussey Me Bola:Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay.
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#22
Chaandni raat ke romantic palo me premika ne kaha-“Kaash! Agle janam me mai chaand banti!”Premi- “Aur mai chandrama par utarne waalapehla antriksh yaatri!”
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#23
Pita- “Dekho beta, tum kabhi shaadi na karna,yah baad me bahut badi musibat paida kar deti hai|”Beta- “Haan pitaji, mai kabhi shaadi nahikarunga aur yahi shiksha apne bete ko bhi dunga|”
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#24
Mahesh- “Mere bhai ka koi baal baankanahi kar sakta|”Kamal- “Kya vah bahut bahaadur hai?”Mahesh- “Nahi, vah ganja hai|”
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#25
Putra se naaraaj hote hue pita ne kaha- “Nalaayak!prem-patra maine bhi khoob likhe the magar…|”Putra- “Magar kya pitaji?”Pita- “Teri tarah galat vyaakaran nahilikha karta tha|”
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#26
Putra- “Pitaji, mai nadi me aage jaaunga|”Pita- “Nahi, doob jaaoge|”Putra- “Nahi dooboonga, mujhe tairna aata hai|”Pita- “Yadi doob gaya to ghar jaakar teri khoob pitai karunga|”
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#27
Farishte Qabar Mein PATHAN Ko Maar Rahy Thay…!!!Woh Hans Raha Tha..Farishton Ne Waja Puchi To Bola:Hum Khudkash Hamle Mein Mara Tha..Ye Sar Hamara Hai Aur Jism Kisi Aur Ka..
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#28
Wife: Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hehusband: kab Se?wife: 8 din SeHusband: Are tum Ab bata Rahi Ho? wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga
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#29
Student: Machchhar Katne Se Pehle Kan Ke Pas Kyo Bhinbhinata Hai?Teacher: Ache Yoddha Shatru Ko Suchna Dekar Hi Attack Karta Hai.
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#30
Interviewer: wat d difference in mobile & ladline?santa: ladine ka no hum ungli se dail karte hai mobile ka anguthe se.
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#31
Ek Pagal Khat Likh Raha Tha,Dr. ne Poucha Kis Ko Likh Rahe Ho ?Pagal: Khud Ko.Dr: Kya Likha Hai ?Pagal: Mujhe Kya Pata !Abhi Mujhe Mila Thorri Hai:-)
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#32
Fakeer:1 Rupia dede BabaAadmi:Sharam Nai Ati itnay hattay kattay khubsurat nojawan ho k bheek mangtay hofakeer:Acha pher apni behan ka rishta day de.
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#33
Chinese lady Indian lady se:mere husband ache bhaly thy par achanak intiqal ho gaya!Indian lady:bus behn, China ki cheezon ka yehi masla hai…
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#34
Docter :santa jee Aap k gurday fail hogaye hain !Santa :Ha Ha HaWhat a joke..Mere gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahi.
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#35
Light Theory by Pathan:Moon is more imprtnt than SunBcz it gives light at night when light is neededWhileSun givs light at day when light is already present
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#36
Pathan : Humne Aik Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zareye Deewar Ki Dusri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai,Scientist: Wo Kya Cheez Banaya Hai Tumne?Pathan: ‘SORAKH’
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#37
Teacher to pathan:Batao ‘Qaatil’ kise kehte hain?Pathan: nahi pataTeacher: farz karo tum apne baap ka qatal kar do tu tum kia kehlao gay?Pathan: ‘YATEEM’
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#38
Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya 0r Dr ko Bohat Maara..Sab Ne Poochha kya Hua?Pathan Bola:Sala Bolta Hai Tmhari Biwi ka B.P Dekhna Hai…….
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#39
Aik pathan Hamesha Darwaza khol k Nahata tha.Kisi ne pucha k ap aisa kyun kertay hain?Pathan Bola: Mujhe Shak hai k mujhe Darwaze k nechay se koi daikhta hy
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#40
Pathan DrivingOn The Wrong Side Of Road&He Became Upset&Said==== SHIT====aaj phir late ho gayasaare log wapis jaa rahe hy:-)
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#41
Boy :tu dharti pe chahe jaha b rhegi tujhe teri khusbu se Pehchan LungaGirl: Ma KASAM mujhe phle se hi shak tha k tu sala’KUTTA’ he
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#42
1 Bhikhari Ko Lottry lagi to Us ne Mandir banwaya2nd- Tune Mandir Q banwaya?Bhikhari- Iske Saamne ab Main Akele hi Bheek manguga..
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#43
Santa ne shampoo kharida.Santa- iske sath jo gift hai do.Shopkeeper- iske sath gift nahi hai.Santa- saale jhute, ispe likha hai ‘Dandruff Free’
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#44
Pati bola patni se-Raja Dashrath ki 3 Raniya thi..PATNI-to ?PATI- mai 2 shadiya aur kar sakta hu.PATNI- Sonch lo, Dropadi ke 5 Pati the…?
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#45
DO AALSI So Rahe The,Tabhi Ek Chor Unka Kambal Le Bhaga.1 AALSI CHOR..CHOR..!DUSRA AALSI:CHUP CHAP Soja,Jab Takiya Lene Aayega Tab Pakad lenge
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#46
Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya.Wo Uske Ghar gaya or pucha- Body aa gai kya?Tabhi Body lekar Ambulance aa gayi.Santa-Lo Batao, kitni Lambi umar hai.
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#47
Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu
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#48
POLICE:ye car parking me cycle q park ki?SANTA:jab irado me ho dugni chamak to kapdo me q nahi?POLICE:kya?SANTA:sirf do pahiyo ka fark he uncle Aa jayege!
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#49
1 ladka ne 1 ladki ko kamal ka phool diya to ladki ne jordar tamacha mari.Ladka: kyun mari main to BJP ka parchar kar raha tha.Ladki: aur main CONGRESS ka.
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#50
Girl: Kiya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho?Boy: Haan Hon.Girl: To Phir Mujhe 1000 ka Easyload Bhej Do.Boy: Main Tumhara Aashiq Hon IDEA Waloon Ka Damaad Nahi. 🙂
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