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Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.Master G: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam To Nahi Bataogy?Bacha masumiyat sy: Master G Main Ammi Sy Kahun Ga Ke Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya…
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#2
Pati-Malum Hota Hai Ki Daraaz Me Koi Khane Ki Chiz Hai..Patni-Aap NeBilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Is Me Mere Sendal Hai.
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MASTER:Kanjoos bole to kounSTUDENT:Hm chahe jitne b ‘sms’ karen uska ‘reply’ jo na kare VoMASTER:Uski ek example doSTUDENT: Aapki ki Beti
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LADKi waLe PANDiT ko: hume aisa LADKA chahiye jo kuch KHATA-PITA NA hoPANDIT: jajman aisa LADKA to i.C.U. ya EMERGENCY WARD me miLega.
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#5
sonu 2 meter lambi pipe se hukka pi raha tha,monu itne lambe pipe se kyu pi raha haisonu yaar dr saab ne tambaku se dur rahne ko kaha hai…
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#6
At a ladies garments shop,MAN: I need a Ladies Salwar Suit..Shopkeeper: Sir, wife k liye chahiye yaa kuchh acha sa dikhau?
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#7
Sir: MuhavreKa Istemal Karo..’Muh Me Pani Ana’Santa: Jaise Hi Maine Nal KoMuh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,Mere Muh Me Pani Aa Gaya.
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#8
Santa-Mera ghar itna bda he ki usme local train chlti he.banta-Bas,sale mera ghar itna bada he ki agar1se dusre kone chale jaao to roaming lagti he
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#9
Santa:Mujhe Kitab Likhne Me 1 Saal Lag Jata Hai.Banta:Itni Mehnat Kyo Karte Ho 15 Rupaye Me Likhi Hui Kitab Mil Jati Hai.
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#10
Santa school me hans raha tha,1 ladhka bola chup karsanta:-Q,tum kon ho..?Ladhka:-main moniter huSanta bola:-main CPU hu…Ab bol…
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#11
Pota;Daadi Aapne kon kon se Mulk Ghume hai?Dadi;Beta Pakistan,Hindustan Or Afganistan,Pota;Ab konsa Ghumogi?Pichhe se Dada bola-Qabristan.
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#12
Santa: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi I.Banta: Q?Santa: Q Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha Ki MainJaag Raha Hu
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#13
Bhikhari: Ek Rupaye Ka Sawal Hai Bachcha?Chintu: Ganit Ke Master Sahab Bagal Me Hain, Unhi Se Poochh Lo.
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Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona MujeSanta: NahiGirl: Q Nahi?Santa: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.. 😉
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Happy Sing: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hMai Kehta hon, Garam paani, woh le ati hai,Dost: Garam pani kuon?Happy: Usse Bartan Achay Dhultay hai
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#16
1Budha Budhiya ko Ghur Raha tha.Budhiya Use Galiya Dene Lagi.1Ladka Aya Bola-Kya hua?Budha-kuch nahi Beta,Purana Calender hai FADFADA RaHA HAI.
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Lali: 12 Baje Ghar Ane Ka Samay Hai? Kab Se Intzar Kar Rahi Hu.Santa: Ye Jagte Rehne Ka Smy H? 4 Ghante Se Tumhare Sone Ka Intzr Kr Raha hu.
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#18
Sanata in firebrigade-Lady calld-‘mere ghar aag lagi hSanta-pani dalo.Lady-dala,aag ni bujhiS-‘fir hm akar kya krenge,hm b to pani hi dalenge.
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#19
GOLU-Jab B m tumhre ghr khana khata huTumhara kutta mere khane ko ghoor kar dekhta h KYO?MOLU-kyuki kutta apni Plate phchanta h mere dost.
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#20
Ladka- Ghire hue badlo me teri yad ati h,Saawan k ane me teri yad ati h,Baris ki bundo me teri yad ati h,Ladki- Haan haan muje yad hai teri Chatri deni hai…
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#21
makan malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka kiraya hoga! kirayedar:thik hai; par apke makan me bahut chuhe daud rahe hai… Makan malik: to 500 rupaye me kya bipasha basu nachegi?
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#22
Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain……Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaiey Wo Mard Nahi Hota abba…
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#23
Teacher: Tumhare Papa kya kaam karte hai?Baccha:’KFC’ ke Maalik hain..Teacher: Nice, (so rich) KFC ka kya matlab hai?Baccha: ‘KALLU FRUIT CHAAT’…
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#24
Santa bnta k bech fight ho rhi thi,Santa-saale mai tere kapde faad dunga.Banta-yar serious ladai me romantic baat mat kiya kr…
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#25
1child 1Re. ka coin kha gaya. Kuch din bad poty mei uska coin bahar aa gya to child maa se bola-AAJ BAHUT DIN BAD FASI HUI PAYMENT MILI HAI.
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Santa:-Train me yaar raat bhar neend nhi aayi upar ki seat mili thi.Banta:-To seat xchange kar leta.Santa:-Kisse karta niche ki seat pe koi tha hi nhi!:
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#27
SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS.SALESMAN- PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NAHI HOTA.SANTA- KESE NAHI HOTA EK BAJAJ KA DE OR EK USHA KA.
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#28
Sher ki shaadi thi, baraat me sab shero ke beech ek dogi naach raha tha! Us se pucha-‘aap yahaa kaise??to dogi bola-‘shaadi se pehle ham bhi sher the’!
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#29
Rat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab me Chand Ki Parchhayi Dekhi.1st- Ye Kya Hai?2nd-Abe Ye Chand Hai.1st-Sale Ghar Chal Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand Par Phch Gaye.
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#30
Panditji Ne Jajman Ke Balak Ko Ek Peda Diya Aur Kaha:Bete Ise Hawan Kund Me Dalkar Kaho,Swaha. Balak Peda Muh Me Dalkar Bola: Aha.
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#31
Ek ganje k sar par do bal the.Dono ko aapas me pyar ho gaya,shadi karna chahte the.Magar nahi kar paye….Batao kyun?Kyun ki Bal Vivah apradh hai.
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#32
Munna- Aey Circuit, ladki ko patane ke liye kya karne ka?Circuit- Simple bhai, ‘Minto Fress’ khane ka.
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#33
A New Teacher Joins schoolHe Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.Teacher asks – ‘kya TUM Judva ho.??Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain.
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#34
PREMIKA- aaj tumne bahut acha bhashan diya..NETA PREMI- saare sunne wale gadhe the..PREMIKA- tabhi tum baar baar keh rhe the mere pyaare bhaiyo, pyaare bhaiyo
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#35
Santa – ‘Me to Apne sare Dosto ko Bhul gaya tha lekin 1 Film dekhi to sub Yaad aa gaye.’Banta – Aisa kya, Kon si Film thi?’Santa – ‘KAMINEY’
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8 yrs boy Ladka – ‘1 bidi ka bundle dena.’Dukandar – ‘Kya re iss Umar me hi Bidi pine laga.’Boy – ‘Nahi Ye mere Chote Bhai ke liye hai Mujhe 1 Paket Willes dedo.’
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#37
The best shair written on A rickshaw! Ferrari ka Baap, Nissan ka Nana… Yeh rickshaw chala raha hai pathan deewana
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#38
Admi:Tumhari shadi kis se hui? Pathan:Hamara 1 aurat se shadi hua hai Admi:Bewakuf kabhi kisi mard se bhi shadi hoti hai? Pathan:Han hamara Behan ka hua hai.
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Santa’s Son: Papa aaj meri Miss ne aisa sawal pucha jiska jawab sirf Merey paas tha.Santa: Oye Shabash puttar, kya sawal tha?Son: Ye class main PAAD kis ne Mari?
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#40
1shaikh kangal ho gya to us ny apni BIWI se kahabachon ko un k nanky bhej doR tum apni ami k ghar chali jaoMera Allah malikMain apny susral chala jata hon.
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#41
Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.Wife:Mein nahi bana rahi.PathanBana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.
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#42
Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain1.Bachpan me Dono Khubsurat hote hn2.Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hn3.Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.
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#43
Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggayaPathan Gussey me Bolta howa bhagaKhocha agar tere Bap ka Hakumat nahi hota to tujhe Batata..???
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Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti HyPathan : pta NaiMje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal HogyeMoral: pathano ko marne k bad B akal nae ati
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#45
Pathan ko gali me para 100 ka note mila,Jis pe likha tha“EID MUBARAK”Pathan ne chup k se note jeib me rakhte huye kaha“KHER MUBARAK.
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#46
Hsbnd: (in romantic mood):Tum meri zindgi ho….Wife: aur kaho achcha lag raha hai….Hsbnd: aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe…..
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#47
Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate hai..Wo likhte hai:—‘Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le…’
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#48
Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me………FAQEER oR BHIKARI K Hath Men B Mobile HoMUBARAK HOAap Ny uska Sapna Such Kar Dikhaya.
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#49
Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam ha??Pathan: Google KhanTeacher: ye kia naam hoa bhla!!Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha….
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#50
Pathan ny chalange kiya k Woh minar-e-pakistan ko apne sar par utha kar peshawar ja sakta hai.Hazaron log ikthay ho gaye…Pathan bola: bus isey utha kar mere sar par rakho tum….:-
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