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Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Positon li News channel walu ne puchaK ab kia kro gay?Pathanbachpan se aik khuwab hyk hum apna tandoor khole GA.
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#2
Santa k Sar Se Khoon Nikal rha Tha Dctr=Ye kaise Hua? Santa=Mai Hatho Se Patthar Tod rha Tha,To kisi ne kaha’Paaji kabhi to Dimag Istemal karo’…?
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#3
pati patni ki zabardast ladai ke bad patni bhagwan se boli’agar ye galat he to inhe uthalo aur agar me galat hu to mujhe vidhwa bana do’.
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#4
patni-agar me ghum ho jau to tum kya karoge….(‘.’)>) (>_/ /_pati- Its the time to disco.kaun dhundega tujhko, kabhi na mile tu mujhko…
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#5
Santa Purani Album Dekhte HuaMummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?Mummy : Yeh Tere Pappa HeSanta>To Hum Is Ganje K SathQ Rehte He
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#6
Santa – ‘Mujhe us Ladki se bachao.’Banta – ‘Kya hua?’Santa – ‘Jab se Maine kaha ‘Dil Cheer ke Dekh tera hi Naam hai’ Saali Chaku le ke Piche hi pad gayi hai.’
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#7
Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le Kar B Dhundo Ge To Mere Jesi Biwi Nai Milegi.. Husband: Tumhe Kis Ne Kaha K Dusri Bar B Tumhare Jesi He Dhundunga?
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#8
interviewer to santa : tumhari sabse badi shakti kya hai?santa : ji meri biwi.interviewer : aur sab se bdi kamzori?santa : ji dusre ki BIWI.
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#9
BOY- Mere papa k aage amer se amer log tak katori le ke khade rehte hai. GIRL- aise kitne amer ho tum? BOY- Actually papa gol-gappe ki redi lagate hai. 🙂
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#10
Desi Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.Funny Hindi Man: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali, Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.
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#11
Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke pas se engish ki training lekar vaps aaye ek din unhe ek call aaya. lalu ji bole ‘Who is speaking?’. jawab aaya ‘Hum Sasura Obama bol raha hun’.
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#12
Dad:result ka kya huaSon:aba aik good news hai aur aik bad newsDad:good news bataSon:mai pass ho gyaDad:GREAT aur bad newsSon:good news galat hai. ;->
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#13
Ek operation ke baad patient bola:’doctor sahab Kya ab main aap logo se mukt hu?’Beta doctor to neeche reh gye, main to chitrgupt hu…
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#14
husband-talak lena hai,advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge,husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi kari thi.advocate-dekh liye na saste ka natija…..
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#15
Girlfriend (boyfriend se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.Boyfriend: Voh to theek hai… par hum se shaadi karega koun?
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#16
Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao..
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#17
Santa=matlbi dost se bach kr raho. Banta=magr matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega. Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.
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#18
Banta dairy likh raha tha’aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me mama banunga ya mami’
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#19
Bacha Ghar se Maar khakar Skul ja raha tha.Raste me kisi ne Pucha-:Beta Padhte ho?’Bacha bola – ‘Nahi Dress pahan ke tere Baap ki Shadi me jaa raha hu.’
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#20
Santa kadi chawal kha rha tha , ek makhi us par baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi, ye dekh santa bola- hat hat ye woh nhi hai jo tu samajh rahi hai….
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#21
Santa : Yaar gadha mithai dekhkar kya sochta hoga ?Banta : Yahi ki ‘KAASH YAH MITHAI GHAAS HOTI’.
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#22
Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya..Construction Ke Baad Uper Wale Part ParColor kiya,Aur Nechay Wale Part Par Likh Diya’SAME AS ABOVE’
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#23
Santa aur banta ne zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha..Santa: Dekho Kitna Chota Tanga Hai.Banta: Haan.. Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai..
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#24
Admi: Tum Bahaduri Wala Konsa Kaam Kar Sakte Ho?Pathan: Mein Saanp Ke Saath Khel Sakta Hoon…Admi: Woh Kaise??Pathan: Hamare Mobile Mein Snake Wala Game Jo Hai…
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#25
Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?Aadmi: Hum dono Married HainPolice: To Ghar Me KaroAadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?
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#26
FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?SON: Under Water, Dad.FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?SON: They’Re Below C Level
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#27
Santa ne Zoo me sher ka pinjra khula chor diya Officer:Tume Sher ka Pinjra Lock ni KiaSanta:Sir itne khofnack janwar ko kon chori krega?
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#28
In 2025Bhikhari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De..Boy: Ye Le Meri MBA Ki Degree Rakh Le.Bhikhari: Nahi Chahiye, Tujhe ChahiyeTo Meri CA Ki Rakh Le…
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#29
Faqeer:Baji ALLAH ke naam per paise do!Baji:Haramkhor, sharam nahi ati, road per bheeg maangte ho..!Faqeer:Tere 1 rupay ke liye Office khol loon..!
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#30
STU:Sr sb log HINDI ENG. me bolte hai MATHS me kyo ni bolte?……..TCHR:Jyada 3 5 na kr9 2 11 ho leNi to 4 5 dhr dunga to6 k 36 dikhne lgenge…..
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#31
1 dafa 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sonay ka set diaMangetar ne khush ho k pocha is set ki kemat kia hai?Chor ne jawab dia….: Teen Sal Qaid e Bamushakat…!!!
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#32
Santa radio lekar potty karne gayaBanta: kaise rahi dost ?santa: saale ain waqt pe VANDE MATRAM bajne laga..khade khade hi nipatana pada..
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#33
Wife:Dekho na Wo aadmi mujhe Ghur Ghur k Dekh raha hai.Husband:Are wo toh Bhangarwala hai,Bekar mal psr nazar rakhna Uski aadat hai.
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#34
Policeman:Madam is Pool me nahana mana hai.Lady:Jab main Kapde Utar rahi thi tab kyo nahi Bataya.Policeman:Pabandi Nahane pe hai Kapde utarne pe nahi.
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#35
Beta – ‘Apki Love Marriage hui thi na.’Papa – ‘ha par tumhe kaise pata.’Beta – ‘Apki Shadi aur meri Date of Birth me sirf 4 mahine ka Farq hai
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#36
Beta- yeh hathiyaar kya hota hai?papa-beta hathiyaar woh hota hai,jisse hum ladte hain.beta- isska matlab mummy hathiyaar hain..gud afnoon
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#37
PARROT TOOK HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO HOSPITAL 4 DELIVERY. AFTER AN HOUR DOCTOR COMES OUT. PARROT ASKS, ‘KYA HUA?’DOC : ‘KYA HOGA, POPAT HOGA’
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#38
Pathan ki 2 Bevian Lar pari.Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.Or 2nd boli ni.Aaj Mondy Hay. PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola Mai kya Pagal Hun.Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun.
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#39
Constabl-Sir,kal rat kaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi Jailor-to isme itne pareshan Q ho?Const-Sir,Hanuman bana kaidi abhi tak sanjiwni lekar wapas nahi aaya.Hi
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#40
Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola“Baji ye Railway Station hai”
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#41
2 Arabi ek doosre ko arabi main galiyan de rahe thay, Qareeb se guzarte hoye pathan ne unse kaha… Qaari Sahab, Hamare liye bhi dua karna.
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#42
1 Punjabi buji hue cigerrete pi rha tha..Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise pi rahe hoDhuwan to nikal nhi rha.Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.
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#43
A molvi went to Zardari home and said: Qaum ko tang mat karo warna Allah ka azaab aye ga.Zardari: Tang to Musharraf kar raha tha, Main to azaab hon.
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#44
Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye?Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di.Maa: Aisa kyon?Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha.
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#45
Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speedsy kyn ja rahy hoKHAN:Tm logn ny he to side walyboard pe likha hy:YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->( -_-)
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#46
Ladke wale ladki dekhne gaye.Ladk ne Ladki se pucha:’Aapko KHANA BANANA aata hai ‘?Ladki : ‘ Nahi mujhe to BANANA KHANA aata hai..!!
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#47
golu-madam aap murgi hai kya teacher- q golu -aap mujhe hamesha test mein anda deti hain
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#48
Race dekhte HueGOLU ne Pucha:’Inam kisko milega?’MOLU:Sub se age wale ko.GOLU:To phir piche wale kyu bhag rahe hain?
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#49
Ek deewar par likha tha ‘Yaha kutte susu karte hain’ Santa ne waha susu kiya. Fir muskura kar bola-ise kehte hai dimaag, susu maine kiya naam kutte ka aaya.
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#50
Raat ko Santa P K lauta; Biwi ki daant se bchne k liye bdi si Kitab lekr pdhne lgaBiwi-P K aye ho?Santa-Nahi To!Biwi-Phir Suitcase khol kr kya bak2 kr rhe ho
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