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sharab 1 bimari he jo samaj ko khatam kar deti he.to aao milkar is bimari ko jaldi khatam karde.1 botol tum katam karo 1 botol ham khatam kare.
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Girl-HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?Boy-Long Drive Per.Girl-Wow.. Pehlay Kyun Nahi Bataya.Boy-Mujhay Bhi Abhi Pata Chala HayGirl:Kaisay BoY:Break Nahi lag rahi
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#3
DR. k Clinic k age lambi line lagi thi,1 aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,log use piche kr dete the,Aadmi bola- Lage raho salo, mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga.
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#4
Santa: Bahi Jaldi Jaao tumhare Ghar Mein Barsta ka Pani Ghus Gaya hai,Banta: Kyun Jhooth Bolte Ho, Gahr Ki Chabbi to mere Pass Hai..?
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#5
Husband & Wife were Fighing Husband says: Tu Sali Kuti! Wife Reply:Tu Sala Kuta! the Child Of them was near, he says : hi-hi-hi-hi-hi Mian Sala Kutoora.
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#6
Santa=Tum Is Office Me kab Se Kaam kr rhe Ho.?Banta=Jab Se Boss ne Mujhe Nikalne ki Dhamki Di He.
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#7
Santa: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai.. mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga, santa: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha..
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#8
Ladki ka Baap: Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho? Ladka: 3 mahine se. Baap: Me kaise yakin karu? Ladkha: 6mahine rukiye yakin ho jayega!
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father waching FTV,suddanly son came,FATHER-gareeb ladkiya h kapde lene ke liya paise nahi h,SON-is se bhi gareeb aaye to mujhe bula lena.
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#10
Ek din bhagwan sharab peenyzameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenayk baad dukan wala bola“ap ko charti nahi hay?”bhagwan: main bhagwan hunClub wala: charh gaye salay ko
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#11
2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay……2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye.
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#12
TEACHER: Jab Bijli Chamakti hai to Roshni Pehle Aur Awaaz baad me Kyu aati hai?SANTA: Kyuki Hamari Aankh Aagey Aur Kaan Piche hai..
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#13
Banta: Mai Samne Wali Building pr bina Hafe Chad skta huSANTA: Nhi Chad skte!BANTA: Agar chad jau toh kya doge?SANTA: dhakka.!
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#14
Girl:Panditji Mere2 Affair hAiUnme Kiske Sath Meri SHADI Hogi?Wo Khush Nasib Kaun Hoga?Pandit:Pehle k Sath Shadi Hogi, & 2sra Khush nasib hoga
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TCHR-Ande me se Murgi ka Bacha kaise nikla?SANTA-Madam, Ye koi badi bat nhi he. Zyada Interesting Ye he ki wo Usme Ghusa kaise?
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#16
Santa:’Yaar 1Ladki muje hans ke dekh rhi h’Frnd:’Abe Dhyan se dekh,Hans k dekh rhi h ya dekh k hans rhi h’
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#17
SANTA: Aaj Kal Tu Ki Kar Rha hBANTA: PGDCAS:Wo Ki honda aeBANTA:Papa G De Cash pe Aish
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#18
S:Mai Gana gata hu to tumara Kutta bhokne lgta hB:Isme mere Kutte ki galti nhi, Bhokna pehle tumne shuru kiya hoga
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#19
Master:tumne homework nahi kiya,batao kya saza du?Child:wo ladki jo last seat pe bathi hai,uske sath bathroom me band kar do.
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#20
Ek dost dusre se: yar aaj meri GIRL FRND ka birthday hai,Use kya du. 2sra frnd: dekhne me kaisi hai?1dost: achi hai.2sr: to fir mera number de de..
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#21
RAAZ Was Kissing A Blank PaperFARAZ-Ye Kya Hai?R-Mri GF Ka Love Letter HeFARAZ-Magar Ye Toh Khali HeRAAZ-Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte
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#22
RAAZ ne Darya mai Dubte hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachayaOr Thori Dair Baad Dubara Phenk diyaFaraz-Aisa QRAAZ-Kahawat he’Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal’
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#23
RAAZ ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata HeToWo Hr Ques K Neche||||||||||||Aisi Line Laga K Neche Likhta HScratch Kr K Answer Parh Lo
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#24
Judge-Tumne Chori Ki ThiChor-Ji.HaJudge-Tumne Chori Kaise KiChor-Rahne Do Sahab!Ab Is Umar Me Aap Chori Ke Gun Sikh Kar Kya Karoge
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#25
RAAZ-Beta choori krna buri baat heChoori ka phal hamesha karvaHota heBETA-Lekin Maine Jo APPLE Chori Kr Ke KhayaWo To metha tha
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#26
RAAZ 15 saal se Ro Ro Ke aulad k liye dua mangta rahaEk Din God Parkat Huye Or Bole-Abe RAAZ Pehle shadi to kar le
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#27
Wash ur MobileCut it Into Small Pices Fry itAd Spices N Some Oilur Mobile Pickle isReadyapke Cell Se call,Sms to Hote nhi achar Hi Dal Lo
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#28
Kitni der hui koi sawal nhi ataSawal hm puche to jawab nhi ataYe bathroom me kon baitha heItna Der to RAAZ ko b nhi ata
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#29
RAAZ taxi driver se-Kutub Minar chalogeDriver-Jee haRAAZ-kya loge ?Driver-paise
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#30
RAAZ ne apni bhabi ko Qatal kar diPolice-Q..kiRAAZ-FARAZ Usse Has-2 K Baat Kr Raha ThaFARAZ se Pucha Wo Kaun HeTo Bolta Tumhari Bhabi
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#31
FARAZ bike pe ja raha thaUsne raste me khare RAAZ se pucha- Aapko Lift chahiye kya?RAAZ-Nahi humara Ghar to Ground floor pe he
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#32
Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao JismeMuje Mera Chehra Dikaye DeRAAZ-Mai Sab Dukan Gya Pr SabmeMere Hi Chehra Dikha
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#33
Ap ko pata He kGABBAR ne THAKUR k hath hQ kate theGuesQ..ki Thakur Uske sms ka Reply Nai krta thaAB TERA KYA HOGA JANIYA
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#34
RAAZ Apne Dost Ki Qabar P GyaOr Haal Chaal PuchaQabar Se Aawaz N AayiRAAZ Qabar P Likh K Chala Aaya KAISA KROGE TO KON AAYEGA
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#35
Tchar-‘BHAI CHAREY’ ka jumla bnaoRAAZ-Jub dudh wale se puchake tum doodh itna mehnga Q bechte hoTo wo bola BHAI CHARA mehnga ho Gya hai
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#36
Judge-Tumhe Kanun Ka ‘K’ To Ata Nahi HaiVakil Kyu Bane?Ab Kya Karoge?Pappu-Judge Banunga
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#37
India me bollywood haiAmerica me hollywood haito phir england me kya hai?.Guess…….Collingwood..
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#38
Santa Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Me Le GyaAur Bola-Ye Pehli Sadak HeJis pe Itne Speed Breakers HeAainda Hm Is Sadak pe Nai Aayega
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#39
Rita To RAAZ-Collage Me Sab Boys Muje Pataka Kehte HaiRAAZ-Oh ! Kaho To Is Diwali Tumhe FOOD Du.
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#40
Lrka lrki se-Jaan muje tumhari ankhon mesari dunya ka nazara nazr ata haiLarky ka dost bola:zara dekh ke batao meri bhens kaha hai
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#41
Museebat Mai Ho toKabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega…..Balki…Ye Socho KeAb Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega
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#42
RAAZ Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G Test Karwane Ka KahaLekin Wo Test Ka Naam Bhool GyaThori Dair Sochne Ke Baad-‘Bhai Hamara CNG Kar Do’
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#43
RAAZ-Mai tum se Shadi karna chahta huGIRL-dear mai tum se badi hu pure 1 SaalRAAZ-koi baat nhi hai mai 1 saal baad shadi kar lungaAgarIsWaqtAapSoRahyThyAurMereMsgSeBahutTangHuyeToMISSIONSUCCESSFUL…
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#44
Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain..1-Aap ki yaadJo buhot aati hai2-LIGHT jo buhat jati hai
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#45
Agar Kabi Aapko 100Rs Mile To Apni Neeyat Ko Kharab Mat KroBalkiUn Paiso se Kisi Karibi Dukan se Mere Mobile PeRecharze KaraoThanksThank uThank uVery Very MuchThanks a LotThank u s Much 4 Reading My’WASTE MSGS ‘
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#46
Techr-Bade Ho Kar Kya BanogeRAAZ-Papa Kehta Hy Jitna Chahe PadhWo Nai Ban Sakta Jo Chahta HyTchr-Kya Banna Chahty Ho?R-‘LADY DOCTOR’
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#47
Dipu-Tuje Tere Papa Talor Hai OrTeri Shrt Fati HePapu-Shrm Ki Bat To Ye He KiTere Papa Dentst He Or Tera Bhai Bina DANT Ke Paida Hua
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#48
RAAZ bv k 7 film dek rha thafilm me jaj ne kaha-adalt 2 din bad apna faisla sunaygiRAAZ ne tv band kr dya Or BV se kaha 2din bad dekhege
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#49
RAAZ-Abe Santa Tu Yaha Baitha haiTere Dost ki Death ho gai haiTu Gaya Kyu Nai?Sanat-Usne Mujhe Bulaya Hi Nahi
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#50
Biwi Shohar Se ‘Tum Shaadi k Baad Badal Gaye Ho !’ Shohar: ‘Mene Tumhei’n Pehly Hi Bata Dia Tha k Mujhy Shaadi Shuda Larkio’n Main Koi Dil-chaspi Nahi
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