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Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps!
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#2
Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she’s invisible!
What sister?
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#3
Doctor, Doctor I’m on a diet and it’s making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh dear, that’s a lot of calories!
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#4
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!
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#5
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!
Certainly, which way did you come in?
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#6
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m God
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth…
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#7
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I?m invisible
Who said that?
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#8
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot. Everyone can catch cold.
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#9
What has ten letters and starts with gas?
An automobile.
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#10
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
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#11
What did the water say to the boat?
Nothing, it just waved.
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#12
What do you say if you have trouble doing your homework?
You can,t tell me off for something i didn’t do!
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#13
What did the pencil say to other pencil?
You are looking sharp
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#14
Where do horse live?
In neigh-borhoods!
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#15
What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
The dentist is taking me out today!
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#16
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
tuba.
tuba who?
tuba toothpaste.
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#17
Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
Because everything is marked down after the holidays!
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#18
Why did the chicken cross the road????
to get to the other side!!!!!! he he he!!!……nevermind
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#19
21st century’s child…….
Son was crying so his dad came and asked ‘ Y r u crying?? Beta…..bol do…. I m ur frnd naaaa…..’
Son Said ‘ Kuchh nahi yaar…….’Horlics’ thoda jyada mang liye……To teri ‘ITEM’ ne Kaaan k niche Baja Dala…….’
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