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Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt – quick and easy!!!
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#2
Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip ‘n’ slide
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#3
Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dinosaur times and she took a step the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing…oh shit its a real damn earthquake.
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#4
Yo Momma’s so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn’t date her.
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#5
Yo mama like a shotgun – five cocks and shes loaded
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#6
Yo Mamma so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo.
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#7
Yo’ mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.
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#8
Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door
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#9
Yo mama like nascar – two rubbers and shes ready to ride.
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#10
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind man cry!
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#11
Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!
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#12
Yo mama so fat, that when u were born, they had 2 send out a search party to find ya!
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#13
Yo mama soooo ugly, she works as a double for Saddam Hussein.
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#14
Yo mama soooo poor she can’t even pay attention!
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#15
Yo kid brother so damn ugly that the kids at school have started saying, ‘Hey Gollum, give us your autograph’
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#16
Yo mama so0o0o fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, ‘Hey, the School Bus is here!’
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#17
Yo mama so0o0o fat, she takes baths in the Atlantic Ocean
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#18
Listen buddy, your mommy is so freakin dumb that if you told her pappa was a rolling stone, she’d tell her momma to put mick jagger on child support!
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#19
Hey, yo momma so damn fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up!!
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#20
Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell ‘taxi’
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#21
Yo mama’s so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton!
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#22
You so ugly when a friend walked you into school the teachers said sorry no pets aloud!
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#23
Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
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#24
Yo Mama’s so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay.
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#25
Yo mama’s so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.
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#26
Hey, your Momma is so sluttie I’d call her a hoe but hoes’ get paid.
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#27
Yo Mamas so damn greasy that she has to use bacon for a bandaid.
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#28
Yo’ mama so dumb she got locked inside Matress World and slept on the floor.
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#29
Yomomma so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.
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#30
Yo mama so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot out.
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#31
Yo mama so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents that a whale escaped.
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#32
Yo’ Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper!
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#33
Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
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#34
Your mama’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
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#35
Yo Mama so damn old she used to Gang Bang with the Flintstones and had an affair with Captain Caveman.
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#36
Yo mamas so fat she shoved a battery up her ass and yelled ‘I got the Power!’.
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#37
Yo mama so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone.
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#38
Yo mama soooo fat, she put on a yellow dress and the kids thought she was the school bus.
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#39
Yo’ Sista’s just like a like a Popsicle – everybody wants a fuckin lick!
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#40
Yo Mamma’s so hairy she just got an armpit trim and lost 20 pounds!
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#41
Yo Moma sooooo ugly, I could have been yo Daddy but the dog beat me under the fence!
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#42
Yo momma is soooooo stupid, she wears a t-shirt that says ‘hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi’
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#43
Yo mam like a screen door – after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up.
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#44
Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles!
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#45
Yo mama so stupid she puts a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept
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#46
I heard that Yo mama is on the warpath – she lost a finger and now can’t count past 9…
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#47
Yo mama so nasty when she masterbates, she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.
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#48
Yo mama’s blind and is seeing another man.
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#49
Yo mama’s glasses are so damn thick she can see into the future.
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#50
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
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