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Your doctor’s so stupid he uses his mp3 player as a stethoscope
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#2
Yo Mama So Ugly
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#3
she put the Boogie man outta business.
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#4
she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
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#5
when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, ‘Damn it, can’t believe it’s Halloween already…’
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#6
when she applied for the ugly contest they told her ‘NO Professionals’
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#7
she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
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#8
minutes after she was born her Mother shouted ‘What a treasure!’ and her Poppa said ‘Yes, now let’s go and bury her…’
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#9
they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
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#10
when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours….and that was just for the quote!
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#11
yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye…
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#12
she put Marilyn Manson out of business.
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#13
she was a guard at Snake Mountain
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#14
they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock…
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#15
even Harry Knowles refused to date her.
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#16
they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!
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#17
she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.
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#18
Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.
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#19
you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.
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#20
she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
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#21
we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.
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#22
I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
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#23
her shadow gave up.
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#24
people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON’t have to see her…
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#25
her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
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#26
when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
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#27
hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
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#28
instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
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#29
they gave her a middle name…’accident’.
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#30
she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
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#31
when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
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#32
even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her…
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#33
when she was born the Doc smacked her face.
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#34
Anything Yo’s – So Ugly…
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#35
Yo Poppa so ugly he turned Medusa to Stone.
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#36
Yo Postman so freakin ugly he made the guard dogs shit themselves.
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#37
Yo Dentist so ugly they don’t need anasthetics
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#38
Yo Boss so ugly people go as him for halloween.
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#39
Yo Priest so ugly that he have to give his Sermon from inside the Confessional Box.
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#40
Yo Teacher so ugly when she walks into the Building Society they turn off the CCTV cameras.
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#41
Yo Sister so Ugly that George Lucas cast her in Star Wars 3 as Jabbas wife – without the need for a costume.
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#42
Your kid bro so ugly that for Halloween he tricks or treats on his mobile phone!
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#43
Your Kid sister so damn ugly that when she sits on a sand dune at the beach, the cats try to bury her.
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#44
You cousin so ugly that when he threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
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#45
Yo Driving Instructor’s so ugly he has to wear a ski-mask when teaching.
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#46
Yo Mother-in-law so ugly, she won first place in the Wookie lookalike contest.
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#47
Your Girlfriend’s so insanely ugly that I can screw her in any position and it’s still Doggy-style!
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#48
Yo Girlfriend so ugly they put her in the Chimp enclosure to stop the Chimpanzee’s from jerking off!
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#49
Yo’ Father in law so ugly that his American Express card left home without him…
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#50
Yo Sister’s so ugly that she must been conceived on the Motorway – ain’t that where most accidents happen?
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