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MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!
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#2
PROFESSOR: Aqal badi ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole to pehlay date of birth to bata mamu..
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#3
Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta ha
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi ha.
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#4
Circuit:
Bhai, American President Kahan Rehta Hy?
Munna: Dhobighaat Pe
Circuit: Dhobighaat Bolay Tu . . . ?
Munna:
English Me Bolay Tu
‘Washing Town’..
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#5
Muna Bhai:circuit agar bina dantoon wala kuta Katay to kya karnay ka?
Circuit:simple bhai bina sui wala injection lagwanay ka.
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#6
CIRCUIT: Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI: kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT: Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega
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#7
CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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#8
CIRCUT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
sHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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#9
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
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#10
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
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#11
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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#12
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
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#13
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay
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#14
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!
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#15
MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai
CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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#16
MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada
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#17
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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#18
Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos
Apka Pyara
Munna Bhai
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#19
Circuit, ‘Bhai
bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.’
Munna Bhai, ‘Aisa kya To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha
Circuit, ‘Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!’
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#20
After finishing MBBS Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.He checked his FIRST patients eyes,tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say ‘Battery is OK’
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#21
Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se . . . . . . Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE GANDHIGIRI se samjhane ka tarika.
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#22
Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, Itna tem ho gela hai, tere ko dekha bhi nai, Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, miss to karega
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#23
EXams song by Munna bhai: Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
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#24
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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#25
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko teraoperation dobara karna paray ga.Kyun k apun kay rubber k glovesteray andar hi reh gaye hain.Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
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#26
Munna:Teray ko maaloom hai k cigaretteaik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
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#27
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole togandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi ustime ke salmaan khan thay!!!
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#28
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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#29
Kya ray!Aasmani kabutar!Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos Apka PyaraMunna Bhai
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#30
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#31
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
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#32
Hi,
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#33
After finishing MBBS Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
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#34
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha
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#35
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri circuit:simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
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#36
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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#37
After finishing MBBS⦠Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
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#38
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!
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#39
MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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#40
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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#41
Circuit, “Bhai⦠bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baatâ¦
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”
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#42
PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
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