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HE PREPARES HIS CA’S A/C WITHOUT DEBITING OR CREDITING A/C’S’
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#2
1 day spiderman, batman, shaktiman and superman came to rajnikanth’s house. Why? because it was teacher’s day.
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#3
10 actors have played the role of James Bond. No one has been able to enact Rajnikant? THE REAL JAMES BOND.
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#4
1000 yrs from now??..robots will make movie named ‘Rajanikant’
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#5
1CE AAMIR KHAN COMPLINES ABOUT SRK TO RAJNI ABUT TEASING HIS WIFE …………. RAJNI FRIGHTENED HIM SO MUCH TAT NW HE SAYS KKKKAAARRRIIIAAANNN
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1CE BUSH SAID RAJNI DNT HAVE ANY POWER ,,,,,,…… AND NW D NEW PRESIDNT IS OBAMA
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1CE HE MADE A PRONOUNCIATION MISTAKE AND STILL IS-LAND IS I-LAND
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#8
1CE HE ORDERD BATMAN TO GIVE HIS CLOTHES TO SHAKTI KAPOOR ND HE DID D ROLE OF ‘CRIME MASTER GOGO’
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#9
1ce he sat in bus and travelled in ahmed , tat particular road is today kn as B.R.T.S
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#10
1CE HE TAUGHT A CHILD TO SPEAK ANIMAL LANGUAGE ND TO LIVE WTH THEM?. THAT CHILD WAS KN AS MOGLI
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#11
1CE HE WARNED SHHID KAPOOR TI HAVE A MATURED GIRLFRIEND…..& NW HE BROKE WITH KAREENA
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#12
1CE HE WAS INSULTED BY NEWS TAT THERE IS DADA IN INDIAN CRICKET TEAM…….
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#13
1CE RAJNI TOLD A CHILD TO COPY HIS NAME IN TERMS OF NUMBER FOR SUCCESS?., SO WHAT STILL SACHIN HAS 10 NUMBER ON HIS BACK
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#14
1ce SALMAN by MISTAKE ASKED RAJNI=’ KYA AAP MAE HAI DUS KA DUM’ AND NW SALMAN IS EVEN NT HOSTING BIG BOSS MIND IT
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#15
1CE WENT TO RIWER FRONT…. ALL FISHES CAME OUT TO FEED HIM THERE
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#16
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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#17
A new Nostradamus prophecy has been uncovered. Armageddon & Rajnikanth are one and the same.
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#18
After 20 years, Robots will make a movie called Rajnikanth
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#19
Alfred Noble won RAJNIKANTH award !
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#20
Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
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#21
All of the theories on Dinosaur Extinction are wrong. Rajnikant simply stomped his foot and they all died.
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#22
An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai ? Rajnikant stopped it in Lonawala.
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#23
And God said,’RUN, Its Rajinikanth’ -Exodus 17:8-16
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#24
Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year It defined ‘victim’ as ‘one who has encountered Rajinikant’.
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#25
As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
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#26
Basketball player: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hrs? can u..??
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#27
Before Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting.
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#28
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.
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#29
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajinikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
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#30
Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
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#31
Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.
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#32
D EMERGENCE OF INDIAN OCEAN IS DUE TO RAJNIS LEAK OF TAB
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#33
Definition of Solar Eclipse: When Rajnikant stares at Sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This phenomena is called solar eclipse
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#34
Even Ghajni remembers Rajni !!!
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#35
Even wildest of animals get goosebumps at the sight of Rajnikanth. Porcupines find him even scary.
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#36
Every morning rajni goes for spacewalk
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#37
Everything Punjabiportal has been so far was actually done to publish this article in praises of Rajnikant.
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#38
Everytime you see Internal Server Errors on PP, it’s Rajnikant trying to join PP. PP shuts itself down in fear.
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#39
-EVN MAULANA WHO HAS 48 WIFES KEEPS SINGLE RELATIONSHIP(DNT MAKE A RELIGIOUS ISSUE ON IT, IT’S A JOKE)
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#40
Gandhi’s non violence movement REALLY pissed Rajnikanth off. ? by Harvinder Singh Gill
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#41
Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai?Rajni: ok..Nxt day?Gf: Hey? where the hell is My Shadow????
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#42
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
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#43
Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
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#44
Government of India pays tax to Rajnikant for living in India!
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#45
Graham Bell ne lamppost ke neeche padhai ki.. Rabindranath Tagore ne laalten mein padhai ki. Einstein ne doosre logo ki khidki se aati thodi si roshni mein padhai ki. Aur Rajnikanth ne Agarbatti mein 🙂 ? -by GGJJ
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#46
Grammatical thinking:Those think in universe in one we start with THE. like THE sun. so not call rajni call THE rajnikant. – by @nk!t
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#47
Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!
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#48
HE ACTIVATES FAKE CALL IN TRANSMITTER
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#49
HE CHECKS D HEALTH OF HIS FAMILY DR’
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#50
HE COMMENTED ON EACH VIDEO OF YOUTUBE WITHOUT SINING – IN
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