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HE DOSNT LAUGH ON JOKES , JOKES GET SERIOUS ON HIM
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#2
HE FEEL FRM CYCLE,, PAIN FEELS RAJNIKANTH
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#3
HE GAVE HIS UMBRELLA TO A VERY THIN AND POOR CHILD ……
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#4
HE HAS SECURITY CODE IN HIS LANDLINE
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#5
HE IS D ONLY PERSON WHO WEARS COLOURFUL DHOTI
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#6
HE KNWS D REACHARGE COUPAN NO B4 SCRACHING IT
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#7
HE LOST HIS IMP BOOK IN CHILDHOOD AND NW SANJIV KAPOOR IS FAMOUS
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#8
HE PROVIDED LOAN TO GODEES LAXMI(SAME NOTE AS 6TH PT)
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#9
HIS 3 STUDENTS R TODAY KN AS BHRAMA , VISHNU , MAHESH(DNT TAKE 6TH POINT VERY SERIOUSLY PLZ)
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#10
HIS FAVORATE 7 COLOURS R TODAY KN AS RAINBOW
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#11
i have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone??..dat i dont require a charger now:)
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#12
If 12/21/2012 is the end of the world, it means that Rajnikanth got bored with humanity
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#13
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.
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#14
If ever you want to pinch Rajnikant,The best thing you can do is launch a missile at him. ? by Arun Prasad
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#15
If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs, its time for the next Windows release by Microsoft.
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#16
If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning.
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#17
If Rajnikant gets into a car accident (yeah right) His car will need some airbags to protect it from him.
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#18
If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
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#19
If Rajnikanth would have born 100 years back, British would have fought to get independence.
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#20
If you google search ‘Rajinikanth getting kicked’ your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn’t happen.
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#21
If you Google search ‘Rajnikant getting kicked’, you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
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#22
If you say ‘no one’s perfect’, Rajanikanth takes it as a personal insult.
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#23
If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, ‘Did you mean Rajinikanth?’ It simply replies, ‘Run while you still have the chance.’
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#24
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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#25
In an wild argument, rajnikant showd a middle finger to his GF?n she gt pregnant !!!
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#26
In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
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#27
In the back of the book of world records, it says ‘All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place.’
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#28
India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games? Rajnikanth gave it to them! ? by Harvinder Singh Gill
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#29
Intel’s new tag line…. RAJNIKANT INSIDE!
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#30
It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch ’60 Minutes’ on TV.
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#31
KANKARIA KARNIVAL’S ROCKET IN AHMED WERE ACTUALLY RAJNI’S TARAMANDAL
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#32
Laughing Budha is the Japanese guy whom Rajni told a joke in childhood?.
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#33
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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#34
Lifetime Warranties do not exist because of Rajnikanth. ? by Pratik Raval
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#35
Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
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#36
My laptop is now totally safe from trojans and virus? I just installed RAJNIKANTH Antivirus in my system !!
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#37
Nature answers Rajnikanth’s call.
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#38
Neo was ‘the one’ Rajinikant is ‘the only one’
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#39
Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajinikanth has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion and the count is far from completed.-X
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#40
No one can wish a happy birthday to Rajjnikanth cause he was here before time existed ? by Mrugesh
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#41
No one is perfect, Rajnikant is no one ? by Yukta
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#42
NW LIQUIOR GOT HIGHER AND WID IS NOW UNCOSIOUS
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#43
Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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#44
Once Bill Gates went to Rajnikant. For what? To ask for DVD of Windows ? by Aaruni Parimal
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#45
Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !!
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#46
Once Dinosaurs borrowed money frm Rajnikanth n refused 2pay him back.. Tat was d last time.After that no one saw Dinosaurs
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#47
ONCE HE TAUGHT A CHILD TO SPEAK VERY FAST ENGLISH…………..
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#48
ONCE HE WAS ANGRY AND IN D FIT OF ANGER HE HAD THROWN STONE ,,,, REMEMBERED THAT STONE WAS RONGLY TERMED AS METEORS
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#49
once RAJNI RAIDED IN INCOME TAX OFFICE
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#50
Once rajni sent an sms to Einstein . It read ? E=MC2
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