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Once Rajni was having sex in a Fiat . A sperm escaped and entered the engine of the car ?that car is now called Ferrari. ? by Agn
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Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque? and the Bank bounced!
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Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS?!!!
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#4
Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession
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Once Rajnikant mumbled some numbers in his sleep. Those numbers are today collectively known as the ‘LOG TABLE.’
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Once Rajnikant participated in 100 meter running race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won the race. Seeing this Einstein committed suicide . do U know why. Coz light came third, but who came 2nd Rajnikant’s shadow.
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Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear. Mind it anna..
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Once Rajnikant taught a kid how to open a door without ringing d bell. Today that child is know as CID inspector DAYA.
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Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding? while walking?
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#10
Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss…The next day announcement was made… Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..
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Once Rajnikanth said to a quite shy girl ‘plz talk something’..Now that girl is known as..Dolly Bindra
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#12
Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computer needed Lifeline to Choose the question.
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Once upon a time, while playing, Rajnikanth said ‘statue’ to a girl… Now that statue is known as ‘Statue of Liberty’!
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Once, Rajnikanth told Nike to ‘just do it?’ and it did.
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One day Rajnikanth bunked school, now its known as Sunday. ? by dollysandhu
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One night at 2AM in the morning Rajni gets a phone call saying, ‘Congratulation Rajnikant you have won the Noble Peace prize and an all expence paid trip to Bangkok.’ Rajni puts the phone down, Mrs Rajnikant asks who was it. Rajni replies. ‘Some bloody telemarketing guy’- by Dr Sunil
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#17
One nite, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs… Thats how the Log table was invented.
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#18
Only Rajni can dislike on Facebook
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#19
Only Rajnikanth can smell what the rock is cooking.
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#20
Outer space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet with Rajinikanth.
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#21
OXFORD CAN GIVE ANY WORD MEANING BT RAJNI CAN GIVE MEANING OF OXFORD
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#22
Paul the Octopus was asked to predict when Rajnikant will die. Paul died….!!
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#23
Punchured tyre of rajni’s vehical doesn’t effect d speed of Rajni
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Raincoats were developed to prevent raindrops from getting electrocuted on coming within 100 metres of Rajinikanth. (Gap10 fans, excuse)-X
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#25
Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
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#26
Rajanikanth can build a snowman?. out of rain.
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#27
Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
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#28
Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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#29
Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.
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#30
Rajanikanth can kill a shark by drowning it.
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#31
Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
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Rajanikanth can play the violin?.on a piano.
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Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass…at night.
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#34
Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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#35
Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
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#36
Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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#37
Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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#38
Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
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#39
Rajanikanth is the only person to have got nobel prize in acting.
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#40
Rajanikanth once had a heart attack?. his heart lost.
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#41
Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ‘Bang!’
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#42
Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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#43
Rajanikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one can fool Rajanikanth.
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#44
Rajini doesn’t need water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merge at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants.
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#45
Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
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#46
Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
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#47
Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
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#48
Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
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#49
Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
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#50
Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
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