Rajinikanth – Set 5 – 2017

#1

Rajinikanth has counted to infinity ? twice

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#2

Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.

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#3

Rajinikanth is a champion in the game ‘Hide n’ seek’, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.

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#4

Rajinikanth is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.-X

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#5

Rajinikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.

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#6

Rajinikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

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#7

Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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#8

Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.

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#9

Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.

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#10

Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the ninth book.

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#11

Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.

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#12

Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.

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#13

Rajinikanth knows what women really want.

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#14

Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.

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#15

Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.

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#16

Rajinikanth once age an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink

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#17

Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.

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#18

Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.

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#19

Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

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#20

Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

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#21

Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.

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#22

Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ‘Bang!’

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#23

Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good ‘or else’. The result? Mother Teresa.

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#24

Rajinikanth proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.

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#25

Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.

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#26

Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.

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#27

Rajinikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

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#28

Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in

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#29

Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.

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#30

Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

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#31

Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

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#32

Rajinikanth’s every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.

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#33

Rajinikanth’s first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.

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#34

Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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#35

Rajni : Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

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#36

Rajni can use d burnt match sticks again

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#37

Rajni gives permission to Sachin to score those hundreds..

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#38

Rajni has a security code in his landline

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#39

Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously? The train jumps off the track.

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#40

Rajni is so hot..d cigarette burns before its lit

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#41

Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying ‘BANG’

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#42

Rajni will be the star lead in the remake of the movie ‘300’. It will now be called ‘1’

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#43

Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

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#44

Rajnikant Bcom Accounting Answr Paper is Termed as ACCOUNTING STANDARDS

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#45

Rajnikant can count real numbers

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#46

Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

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#47

Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad

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#48

Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad?!!!

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#49

Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana

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#50

Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet.