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Rajnikant did his KG from seven different places, today those places are known as IITs!
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#2
Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!
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#3
Rajnikant first takes Gold Medal and then starts the race
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#4
Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
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#5
Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
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#6
Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation.
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#7
Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest of his life. 😉
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#8
Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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#9
Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!
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#10
Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
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#11
Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.
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#12
Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Rajnikant waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang? the gangster dies?
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#13
Rajnikant is lovin’ it! ? Macdonald’s new tagline
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#14
Rajnikant is so fast. He can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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#15
Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol
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#16
Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!!
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#17
Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
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#18
Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as ‘Guiness book of world RECORDS’.
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#19
Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired
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#20
Rajnikant was born on 30th February. since then February decided not to give this day to anybody else
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#21
Rajnikant was born on 30th february.. Since then february decided not to give this date to anyone else..!! Mind it..
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#22
Rajnikant.. once wrote his Autobiography – The book is today known as The Guiness Book of World Records!
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#23
Rajnikanth added facebook as his friend.
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#24
Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants ,2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo Why?To Play chess!!!!!!
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#25
Rajnikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
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#26
Rajnikanth can cut knife with apple.
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#27
Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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#28
Rajnikanth CAN read Lady Gaga’s poker face. ? by Pratik Raval
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#29
Rajnikanth can run you over with a parked car. ? by Pratik Raval
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#30
Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open.
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#31
Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including sign language
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#32
Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE
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#33
Rajnikanth cannot work in a BPO (Business Process Outsourcing) Why??? because he himself is a process.
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#34
Rajnikanth doesn’t have bad days. Bad days have Rajnikanth
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#35
Rajnikanth don’t have a Twitter account, Because no one can follow him and he’s already following you
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#36
Rajnikanth gargles with Frag Grenads.
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#37
Rajnikanth got inspired by Superman , Batman and Hanuman and wanted to beat them all in a single shot so he wore underwear over lungi , grew a tail to his back and wore a bedsheet behind him. ? by Bhanupriya
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#38
Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.
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#39
Rajnikanth has nicknames for his feet? Hiroshima and Nagaski.
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#40
Rajnikanth irons his shirts while he’s wearing them.
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#41
Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up. So don’t bother..
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#42
Rajnikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third. ? by Arpit Rathi
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#43
rajnikanth once participated in a 100m race and obviously won. The other day newton died of a heart attack because light had come second.
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#44
Rajnikanth once rolled a dice and scored a 7
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#45
Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, the beggar is now known as 50 Cent
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#46
Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
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#47
Rajnikanth puts his pants on two legs at a time.
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#48
Rajnikanth runs until the Treadmill gets tired
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#49
Rajnikanth saved the Gal in one hand….titanic in other
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#50
Rajnikanth swaps his visitng cards at ATMs to get cash
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