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There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth, but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajnikanth and lives. ? by Pratik Raval
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Think about what would have happened if Rajnikant was born 150 years ago? British would have fought for independence
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#3
This year’s RAJNIKANT award goes to ?? Oscar
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#4
Thousands of years ago Rajinikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair.-X
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#5
Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
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#6
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
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#7
Two ghosts were talking.. One consoled other ‘Don’t fear brother.. there is nothing like Rajnikant’ ? by Gaurav Sharma
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#8
Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
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#9
We face earthquakes only when Rajnikanth plays skipping.
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#10
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
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#11
We say oh my god! what does god say? he says oh my rajnikanth.
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#12
Well, this one will be understood well by medical persons. Once acute renal failure patient comes to RAJNIKANT. After getting bored of his complaints, RAJNIKANT just says ‘sssshhhuu’ and kidney starts functioning.
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#13
What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked ? Oh my Rajnikaanth!!!!!
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#14
When GOD is shocked he exclaims ‘Oh my Rajnikaant!’?
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#15
WHEN GUEST COMES TO HIS HOUSE THEY ASK WATER TO HIM
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#16
WHEN HE DOES COAU-COAU, GUEST CMS IN CROW’S HOUSE
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#17
WHEN HE GOES TO ANY MARRIAGE ……. BOTH BRIDE AND GROOM CAME DOWN THE STAGE TO CONGRATULATE HIM
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#18
WHEN HE VISITS SALOON HE CUTS D HAIR OF BARBER
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#19
When Pope walks with Rajanikanth, People ask ‘Who is that guy in robe?’
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#20
When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on ?.he turns the dark off.
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#21
When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,…………. he turns the darkness off.
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#22
When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on…. he turns the dark off.
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#23
When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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#24
When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror it shatters, because the mirror is not stupid enough to get in between the two Rajanikanths
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#25
When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
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#26
When Rajinikanth does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing earth down
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#27
When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. …He is pushing the earth down.
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#28
When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
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#29
When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,.. he turns the dark off.
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#30
When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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#31
When Rajinikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajinikanth and Rajinikanth.
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#32
When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world
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#33
When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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#34
WHEN RAJNI WALKS NAKED IN HIS AREA?
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#35
When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
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#36
When Rajnikant hits facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
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#37
When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
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#38
When rajnikanth dies, the grave doesnt read RIP, it reads ‘BRB’
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#39
When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn’t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
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#40
When Rajnikanth was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables! ? by Harvinder Singh Gill
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#41
When Rajnikanth was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap Rajnikanth.
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#42
When you say ‘no one is perfect’, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.
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#43
Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth there is no other way.
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#44
Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!
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#45
While playing once rajnikanth said ‘statue’ to a girl..now its know as ‘Statue of Liberty
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#46
Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did.
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#47
WHWN HE SHOWS RED COLOURED CLOTH TO BAFFALO…. HE RUNS TO HIM AND BAFFALO RUNS AWAY FRM HIM
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#48
Why did Rajni buy an acre of land with 4 wells on wach corner? To play carrom..
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#49
Why do Earthquakes occur? Because at that time Rajnikant’s mobile is on vibration mode
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#50
Why do you think there are no superheroes in india?. Simple? no one can invade Rajnikant’s territory.
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