Rohail Misbah Jokes – Set 3 – 2017

#1

Ding Dong
Anti Misba: Kon hai?
Mein G doodh wala! Bill k pyse de do.
Anti Misba: Kal aana aah ohh ahh abi Akhbar
aah ooh aah abi Akhbar wale aah
ohh aah ka bill de rhe hu.

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#2

Major Rohail: Maa ye kya kr rhi ho?
Maa: I am having sex with this customer.
Mj Rohail: Mei tmhe esa nhe krne du ga.
Maa: kyo?
Mj Rohail: Ye customer hmesha udhar kr jata hy.

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#3

Army walo ne apni officer Anti Misba ko Muhib-e-Watan hone ka award dya.
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Kyu?
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Kyu K Anti misba ne apne Character pr DAGH lgva lya Pr wardi pr na lagne dya.

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#4

Anti Misba: Condom pehan k kya kro, bacha nhe hoga?
Major Rohail: Oy! Ye condom wondom ka koe fyda nhe, Sb batien bne hoe hain.
Anti Misba: Aaj tak muje to fyda he hua hai.

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#5

Anti Misba: Main tumhari yaad main 15 din main hi aadhi mar gai hoon.
Mujhe leyne kab aarahay ho?
Husband: 15 din baad!

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#6

Major Rohail Dubai mei road pe beth k potty kr rha tha
Police usay pkar k lejaane lge
tu woh bola:
Aray! saboot tu utha lo.

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#7

Bubbli: Tu har saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saal ho gye pr koe bacha nahi hua.
Anti Misba: Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirement le li hai wo ghar per he rehte hai.

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#8

Suhagraat k next day
Major Rohail: Judge saab muje Anti Misba se talaq chaheye
Judge:Kyu?
Major Rohail: Mein ne sex ka kha to kehti hai
MUJE NOTE DEKHA MERA MOOD BNE

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#9

What is the name of
World’s longest Book?
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Anti Misba k sexual affairs.

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#10

Beith kr Anti Misba ke zulfon k saye
Mein aysa josh aaya
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Phir
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Abbu ne dekh lya ur
I.C.U mein hoosh aaya.

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#11

Major Rohail: Hamare sex wale clip internet pr Kese gae?
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Anti Misba: Mein ne kaha tha na k munna ko Mobile na le k do.

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#12

Major Rohail: Ye le paise ur ice cream khane ja.
Son: Papa ye kaam to ammi ka hai.
Rohail: Ami ka?
Son: Jab Jimmy uncle aate hai to ami, Mjhe icecream khane bhejti hai.

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#13

Major Rohail ne apna mobile sale kr dya
Mobile sale krne k baad who bohat Preshan hua
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Kyu?
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Kyu k who apne ur apni BV k
Sex wale clip delete krna bhool gya.

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#14

Major Rohail: Aaj maine office mei seene k White Hairs dikha k ‘Old Age Allowance’ lya hai.
Anti Misba: Niche k White Hairs dikha k ‘Disability Allowance’ bhi le lena tha.

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#15

Major Rohail: Tm itna dar kyu rhe thi?
Anti Misba: 1st time tha na.
Major Rohail: Waqai 1st time tha?
Anti Misba: Hmmm han shadi k baad 1st time tha.

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#16

Major Rohail to his Friend
That girl is deaf.
Friend: How do you know…?
Major Rohail: I said I Love You to her.
She said: I have a new Sandal.

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#17

Major Rohail found a monkey and took it to police station:
Inspector: Isay zoo le jao.
Next day he sees the Major with Monkey at bus stop.
Inspector: Maine keha tha isay zoo le jao, fir tm isay sath lye ghoom rhe ho.
Major: Kal main isay zoo le gya tha bara maza aya aj film dekhane leja rha hu.

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#18

Major Rohail ke B.V ne suhag raat pe usay keha..
Please
Ye CONDOM use nhe krna
mujhe is brand se Allergy hy 😉

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#19

Beta: Aapki love marriage hue thi na mama?
Anti Misba: haan pr tmhe kese pta chala?
Beta: Kyon k apke shadi aur meri date of birth mei sirf 5 mah ka farq hy.

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#20

Teacher Misba: ‘Pyar or Ishq’ mei kya farq hy?
Rohail: Mis pyar wo hy jo aap apni beti se krti hein,
aur
Ishq wo hy jo mei apke beti se krta hon.

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#21

Admi: Oy kya kr rhe ho?
Major Rohail: Apne ek sal k bche ke awaz record kr rha hu
Admi: Wo kyu?
Major Rohail: Jab wo bara hoga tu us se is ka mtlab puchhu ga naa!

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#22

Anti Misba ka Bhai, Behnoy, Bhanja, Bhateja, Driver,
Cook, Maali, Nokar, Doodhwala, Akhbar wala,
Sab k sab bhag gaye
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Kyo?
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Anti Misba ki ikloti Kunwari beti jo Pregnant ho gai.

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#23

Major Rohail ka mu kala kr k gadhe pr betha dya
is pr gadhe ne ehtajaj kya
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kyu?
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Gadhe ke b koe self respect hoti hy.

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#24

Major Rohail Nokar se:
Tm ne kabhi ullu dekha hy?
Noker: sar jhukate hue nahe janab nahe dekha
Major Rohail: niche kya dekh rhe ho mre trf dekho.

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#25

Major Rohail Riksha mei bethte hue bola:
‘Liberty Chalo’
Riksha wala: Tm Liberty e khare ho
Major Rohail: ye lo 50 rupe aur ainda itna taiz Riksha na chalana

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#26

Apki beti k kmre se ye teen cheezei mili hein
3 Mobiles Phones
Kuch condoms
7 sim
5 xxx CDs
Larko k number
Bubbli: Family business mei help krna konsa jurm hy?

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#27

Name one thing on planet earth
Which is similar to black hole in space
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ASS of Anti Misba.

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#28

Anti Misba: Judge sab Jayedaad ka 90% hisa mujhe milna chahye kyo k
90% customer mere hein.
aur
Sirf Pathan customer Rohail k hein.

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#29

Anti Misba boarder pr apni tange khool k leet gae
Next day in news
Two Pirthvi missile
&
Three Akash tanks MISSING.

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#30

Major Rohail: Beta sharab mat peena warna yeh jo 2 admi ja rhe hai tume 4 nazar ayege.
Bacha: Magar abbu wo to 1 aadmi hai.

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#31

Major Rohail ke behan ke shadi thi aur Major naraz ho gya:
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Kyo?
Major Rohail: ‘Mere behan ke shadi hai aur
muje he PEPSI nhi mile’

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#32

Parrosi to Major Rohail: Raat teri khirki khilli C,
Me bhabi de te tera SEX scene veikh lya,
Major Rohail: Lay haath sutt, Me tay raati ghar e nhe C.

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#33

Raat 3 Bajay phone aya
Hello! yahan MISBAH MEHFOOZ rehti hain?
Ma ny os ko bola
SALAY Raat KAY 3 Bajay MISBAH Meray pas Hoti to Kiya MEHFOOZ rehti?.

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#34

Anti Misba: Ab mera tmhara koe rishta nhe rha
Mei tmhare de hue sb chizen wapis krna chahti hu
Major Rohail: okay
Lets start with Kisses.

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#35

Major Rohail: Want to have sex.
Anti Misba: I m having Menstrual Cycle.
Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70.

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#36

Anti Misba: My daughter got gang raped, I need insurance claim
Agent: Sorry madam Personal Enjoyment & Entertainment is not covered.

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#37

Once Rohail tried cow’s milking machine on his penis
He had a lot of fun,but when he was not able to remove it
He fainted after reading manual
‘Auto Release after 5 liters’