Silly Quotes – Set 5 – 2017

#1

Most good judgement comes from experience. Most experience comes from bad judgement.

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#2

Life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans.

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#3

May the smile on your face Come straight from your heart.

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#4

All your base are belong to us.

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#5

A Laundromat: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHING WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.

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#6

A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)

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#7

OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO.

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#8

Beware of programmers who carry screwdriver.

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#9

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny.

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#10

It’s no secret that a liar won’t believe in anyone else.

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#11

It’s no secret that a friend is someone who lets you help.

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#12

Sister Luck is screaming somebody else’s name.

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#13

Every rose has its thorn.

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#14

I must be an acrobat To talk like this and act like that.

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#15

I know a million ways To always pick the wrong thing to say.

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#16

Does the noise in my head bother you?

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#17

One slip, and down the hole we fall, It seems to take no time at all.

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#18

You can’t cheat an honest man.

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#19

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

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#20

Committee a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

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#21

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

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#22

»Stay« is a charming word in a friend’s vocabulary.

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#23

I dress up for weddings, funerals and fine steakhouses.

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#24

I’m gonna live forever, or die trying.

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#25

Great Words:
This Life Is Too Short
Even To Get A Full Sleep,
I Don’t Know
How People Find Time For Study.
William Nalaiq. 🙂

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#26

Aaj Ka Kaam Kal Per Chor Do
Ho Sakta ha Kal Tak Us K Liye Koi Machine Ejaad ho Jaye.
WILLIAM HAD HARAAM.

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#27

‘Don’t Aim To be Slave in Heaven,
Aim To be King of The Hell.’
Alexander
‘Don’t Aim To be Lover of a Girl.
Aim To be Father of Her Son.’
Alexander Fans 🙂

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#28

PYAR Ek Samandar Ki Tarah Hai.
Or
Har Samandar Main Nahane Ka Alag Alag Hi Maza Hota Hai.
To
Sub Se Pyar Lena Chaiye.
William Chanrey-Baaz! 🙂

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#29

What is Talent and What is Intelligence?
Walking on a Tight Rope over Niagara Falls is Talent.
Not Trying Such a Thing is Called Intelligence. 🙂

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#30

Decent Girls open a few buttons in a hot Atmosphere…
But Smart Girls open a few buttons to make the Atmosphere Hot!

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#31

Beautiful Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS in China:
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‘Avoid GIRLFRIEND & Save Petrol’. 🙂

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#32

Tera Mera Sadiyaan Da Vair Aa.
Tu Lang ja Saadi Khair Aa.
Main Ghar Gaya To Laga Tha Taala.
‘Jalnay Waley ka Moun Kaala’
Band Karo ye Star Plus k Show
‘Haaran Do Rastaa Lo’
Woh Wajh Gaya Ik Car Se
‘Daikh Magar Pyaar Se’
Mahngai Na Pora Pakistan Hilaya
‘Jiny Maa Noo Sataya Unee Riksha He Chalaia’ 🙂

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#33

Agar Tum Ek Roomal Ban K Kisi ke Aanso Nahin Ponch Saktey.
To Koshish Karo Aisa Tissue Paper Ban Jao.
Jo Logon ki Potty Saaf Kar Sakay. 🙂

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#34

Funny but Fact:
Larki Se Mohabbat Karna Jurm Hai.
Jis ki Saza Shadi ki Soorat Mai Milti Hai.
Kamiyab Aashiq Woh,
Jo Mehbooba ko B.V Nahi Bannay Deta.
Kaash Larkian Cigarette Peetin,
Ta K Utni Dair to Khamosh Rehtin.
Mard K liye Aasan Tareen Kaam,
Kisi Larki K Hathon Ullu Banna Hai.
Orat Fashion Ko Aisy Talash Karti Hai,
Jaisay Moat Insaan ko.
Doston Zindagi Enjoy Karo,
Kal Tumhari Shadi Ho Jani Hai. 🙂

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#35

Definition of Human Being:
A Creature that Cuts Trees, Makes Papers and Writes
‘SAVE TREES’ on it.
Funny People!

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#36

I always Like to Walk in Rain; as no One Can See My Tears.
Charlie Chaplin.
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I always Like to Walk in FOG; as no one Can See That I’m Smoking.
Saleem Charsi 🙂

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#37

Three Dreams of a Man:
To be as Handsome as his Mother Thinks.
To be as Rich as his Child Believes.
To have as many Women as his Wife Suspects. 🙂

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#38

There’s Only One Perfect Child in the World & Every Mother has it.
There’s Only One Perfect Wife in the World & Every Neighbor has it.

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#39

One Day a Fisherman Got up Very Early in the Morning, There Was Not Enough Sunlight to Get into the Sea.
He Saw a Pack of Stones.
To Pass Time, He Started Throwing The Stone Into The Sea.
While Having the Last Stone in the Hand, The Sun Came up then he Saw that the Stone was a Diamond.
He Felt for his Misfortune of Throwing all of Them into the Sea.
Moral: Don’t Get up Early in the Morning. 🙂

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#40

A TRUE THOUGHT:
One Who Doesn’t Love A Girl Before His Marriage.
Can Never Love His Wife After Marriage. 🙂

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#41

Excessive!
Drinks, Babes, Cigarettes, Are Enemies…
And
A Man Who Runs Away From His Enemies Is A Coward.
Great People Great Thoughts!

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#42

Golden Words:
A Man Who Is Behind
Drugs, Alcohol and Cigarettes.
Is More Safer Than A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.
William Charsi. 🙂

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#43

Always Remember!
Be Nice to People Until You Have Made Your
‘First Million Bucks’
After That,
People will be nice to you. 🙂

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#44

A Great JAPANESE Proverb:
‘If One Can Do It, You Too Can Do It,
If None Can Do It, You Must Do It.’
&
Its PAKISTANI Version:
‘If One Can Do it, Let him Do It.
If None Can Do It, Why Waste Our Time on It.’

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#45

Funny but True Fact:
A Woman worries About Her Future till She gets a Husband,
A man never worries About his Future until he gets a Wife!
What do u say?

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#46

Every Woman Needs a Husband:
Because Everyday Every Minute…
Something Goes Wrong.
Which She Can’t blame on
God or Government. 🙂

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#47

Most Interesting Lines on T-Shirt of a Girl,
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Excuse Me!
My Face is Above. 🙂

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#48

An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:
‘Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD.’ 🙂

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#49

Wives are Incoming Calls,
Lovers are Outgoing Calls,
Aunties are Toll-Free Calls,
Call-Girls are Roaming Calls,
Neighbor Girls are Missed Calls.

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#50

Redefined Definitions:
1) Atom Bomb – An invention to end all inventions.
2) Boss – Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
3) Cigarette – A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
4) Divorce – Future tense of marriage.
5) Lecture – The art of transferring a conscious person to a subconscious state.
6) Genius – scroll down & see the sender’s name.