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|”|__|”|*.*.*.*| APPY *.*.*|__|”|__|*.*.*.*********Kuch Nahi.Happy Rha Kro!Bas Yehi Kehna tha…
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#2
Meri dukhbhari kahani suno……??Euw9cd iw?af ip@!jac #w jt?jt doo!ak?cadi.a!Ha7i,ipg?mgdwpm?Pata tha.. mere jazbaato ko koi nai samajh sakta..
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#3
1Admi Ne MERE No. Pe 110 Ka Recharge Karwaya, 1Ghante Me Use 1Lakh Ka Fayda Hua.dusre Ne Iska Mazak Udaya or Recharge Nahi Karwaya To Wo 1 mahine tk tenshion me rha teesre ne 500 ka recharge krvaya to uski sari murade puri ho gyi, mera farz tha btana,age apki marzi
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#4
1 Aqalmand Insan ne Bewakoof Se Kaha: ‘Sari Duniya Tumhen Bewaqoof Kyon kehti hai?’ Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?Jawaab Do Na.
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#5
Kille PJ :My Name is Khan will be a big flop movie….U know y?…….B’coz movie’s title shud b ‘My surname is Khan’
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#6
sms of 1947are pagol tab mobile hi nahi thasms kha se aayega. ha ha
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#7
tera chehara jaise ful ho gulab ka, teri najare zheel si our julfe kali ghata,ye tu khud ko kya samaz rahi hai………hata sawan ki ghata.
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#8
Sang-e-Marmar Say Tarasha Gora Badan Ufff !Nasheela Sa Pighlta Shabab uska Haii Honto Se Lagao To Kashish Kaisi HyKambakht Ye Ice Cream Chez Hi Esi Hy;-)
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#9
Mujhe maloom hai main us k bina jee nahien sakta FARAZUs ka bhi yehi haal haimgrkisi aor k liye…..!!!
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#10
Jo HameshaHansta Rhta Hai Us Ko“HANS MUKH”Kehte Hain.Or Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko“HUSBAND”kehte Hain. . .
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#11
,/ / / /,hmmm( “._.” )>”)(“<( ” )( ” )Main shub shy nalaaj hon.Mujy toi achmash nai bejhtaAaj shy shaaly achmach band,Kati,kati,kati.
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#12
“Aye DiL tu TANHAIYON mein rehnay ka AADI ho ja…”……Yeh tere kanjar dost tujhay kisi bachi ka number nahin dein gay.
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#13
Hawaen kehti hen D0STI kroFizaen kehti hen PYAR kroBaharen kehti hen SHADI karoOr gahr wale kehte hen“bakwas band karo aur parhai complete kro”
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#14
Neend main ek khuwab aata hykhuwab main ek larki aati hy……….larki k peechhay uska baap aata hyphir na neend aati hy, na khuwaab aata hy.
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#15
Jis TRAIN main PYARI-PYARILARKIYAN safar kar rahi ho usTRAINko kya kahoge?¤¤¤¤Socho¤¤Its Simple Yar.¤“MAAL GADI” AD:For Unlimited Free long SMS visit www.sms7.in
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#16
MeriAurkatrina kaif ki1 Aadat same Hai,Guess What?????????Na Main usay msg krta Hun, Na wo Muje Msg krti hai….!!
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#17
Agar Aapko Is Baat Ka Afsos HaiKAapka Intezar Karne Wala Koi Nahi.To Ek Kaam Karen.1 Hour K Liye Bathroom Mai Jaa Kar Beth Jaen.Koi Na Koi Bahar Aapka Intezar Zaroor Kar Raha Hoga.
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#18
Wo Kiya Jaanay Mere Dil Pe Kiya Guzri us waqt,“Faraz”, .Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Muskura K Boli .Bhai”Phoosi”aap ne maari hai..?
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#19
Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhen.2 chezen muqaddar walon ko hi milti hain.1. Samosey k saath zyada Chatni.Or dusra,Dahi barey k saath Paapri.
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#20
Kisi ki Yaad aye – Yaad karoZyada aaye – SMS karoAur Zyada aaye – PHONE karoAur b Zyada aaye – MILOUse b Zyda aaye – Pyar karoUsse b Zyada aaye – Shadi karo.PHIR KABHI YAAD NAHI AYEGI.
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#21
Toda jo tune wada wo wafa ka,par hum na tod payenge,Tu lakh karle sitam meri jan,teri doli hum hi utha le jayenge……..
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#22
Na ishq karna mere yaarye ladkiya bahut satati haina karna in par aitbarye kharch bahut karwati hairecharge tum karwa ke dete hoor number mera lagati hai
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#23
Acha sila diya tu ne mere pyar kayar ne hi loot liya ghar yar ka!REMIX….acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka…naap liya mera, siya mere baap ka….!
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#24
ap Cartoonap k Bhai Cartoonap ki behen Cartoonap k abbu Cartoonap ki Ammi Cartoonap ki Puri Family CartoonDekhti HaiYa aap akele hi dekhte ho?
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#25
bahut Saalo pahale sirf Faltu aur Bevkuf Log hi Mera SmS padte the..AurAaj phir Ek Baar ITIHAAS dohraya ja raha hai.
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#26
Purani haveli ki giri hui diwar pe tangi huibadsurat photo ke piche chupi hui gandi chipkaliki tuti hui punch mein baithe badbudar bacteriyaki kasam “I MISS U”.
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#27
Main Zindagi Bhar Jisko Chahta Raha“DOST”Aaj Us ka Beta Bola…..Abbu Mujhe School Chor Do Na.Moral:Har Koi Teri Tarha Mamu Nahi Banta
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#28
TEA…; ; ; c(“””)’ ‘ ‘; ; ;c(“””)’ ‘ ‘ Special TEA1 Aap K LiyeAorDoosriBhiAap K LiyeQ K Dono MeMakkhi Gir Gai Thi.
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#29
Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Karta to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay:1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo4.Date Pr Hn5.Wahin Dekh.
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#30
Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:……..Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua.
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#31
Peeep…Peeep…Peeeee….Peeeeep..Peeeeeep…Peep..Peep..Peeeeeep..Peeeep..Peep.Peeep..PeeeeeeeeepSaamnay se Hat Jao Mera SMS Aa Raha hai…
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#32
Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa……Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!…Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!Kese Ho Aap?Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke.
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#33
Aapse Ek Special Baat Karni Hai.Koi Paas To Nahi?Zara Akelay Ho Jao.Aur Kisi Ko Na Batana.Warna Koi Bhi Masla Ban Sakta Hai.Ghor Se Suno…….CHEENI Hai Aapke Paas?
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#34
This is a test messageDON’T scroll down further…I said DONt scroll down…………Test result positiveAap k andar waqai keera hy.. :
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#35
“Susti Humari bari Dushman He”(Allama Iqbal)“Hume apne Dushman se pyar karna chahiye”(Quaid.e.Azam)Lo ab batao Banda kis ki maane.??
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#36
Us ne mere Hath ke lakeeren dekhenOr phir hans kar kahatere naseeb main sab kuch haysivaiy…….…..Cheeni kay!
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#37
210210Guess What is This?????????Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
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#38
B0hat sal pehle ki bat hai….Sorry kafi purani baat thi me khud bhool gya.
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#39
Aik thi billi–( ‘ ; ‘ )____¿ _¿ ___ )_/???Or nahi hayBas Aik hi thi..~<<>>~
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#40
Arz Kia Hai:Insan Insan Ko Das Raha Hai …Wah WahInsan Insan Ko Das Raha Hai …Wah WahAur Saanp Side Main Betha Hans Raha Hai… ;->
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#41
Kia aap switzerland jana chahte hy?Orwahan jakr 5 star hotel me stay krna chahte hen?tovist kijiye ga hmari web site..www.BETA apni oqat me raho.com.
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#42
Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k me b kuch Amir Khan se kam nahi ho ..Me b parhta hun, samjhta hunPhr 15 mints baad bhol jata hon
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#43
PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYATO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAITum WO MAJNOO HAIJIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HA
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#44
DEAR…Agar apke passkoi Dost na ho,Paisa na ho,Zindagi bhi boring ho.to please log on krewww.Hey Bhagwan Uthaale.com
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#45
Nazar mili jab wo AKELI thi,Dosti hui to wo SAHELI thi,Pyar hua to wo PAHELI thi,Dusre k saath bhag gayi SAALI,Tab pataa chala wous area ki ‘CHAMELI’ thi.
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#46
the janaza of mehbob nikla from the gali of mehbooba with lots of jor & sor.the mehbooba jhani from the door and boli margaya haramkor.
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#47
Ting TongOpen D DoorKaun ?HumHum Kaun ?Hum SMS Kya Chaiye ?Aap ke chere par Ek Pyari si SMILE Yes Yes Yes yahi walii
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#48
Height of BusinessIn a Train a Mosquito Enters, Chinese Catches it & Eats itMarwadi see that , He Catches d next Mosquito & Askes Chinese“Kharidoge Kya”
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#49
England Mother- Good night dear.Hindu Mother – Shubh ratri beta.Muslim Mother – Shaba kher.Aur Apni MAA- Are Iss Mobile Ko AAG Laga De Aur So Ja.
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#50
BaThRooM SoNgS:LooSe MoTioN: RuK RuK RuK ArAy BaBa RuK!QaBz: EK bAr Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaa Jaa!GaS TrOubLe: HaWa HaWa E HaWa KhUsHbU LuTa De..
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