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Secret of happy life:Get a girl whocooks well,Get a girl wholooks well,Get a girl whois richButMake sure that 3 girls dnt meet each oth
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A terror for the dayWhen I was studying in schol my Teachers used 2 wear sun glasses..Do u know why?Because, I was such a ‘BRIGHT STUDENT!
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Why Boys r so Careles & Irresponsible ?B’Coz they know that Somwehere some Sweet & Innocent Girl is Learning 2 be Responsible 4 them..!!
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sumtimes ….there r no words 2 describe how much we feel bout some ppl ……………THANK GOD, HE GAVE US D MIDDLE FINGER….!!! 😛
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After a gr8 career amitabh taks a rest,Wah Wahafter a gr8 career amitabh taks a rest,Taste me best Mummy aur Everest.,
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There is nothing greater than ‘PARENTS’in this world…so…GO GET MARRIED FAST AND BECOME PARENTS. 😉
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Mother is the power of earth.she is the symbol of love..do you knowreally who is mother?Fool…Mother is the wife of father..No clap Pls!
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A song for all married people-Give me some sunshine-Give me some rain-Give me another chance-I want to be SINGLE once again
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Guy: You Look Like My Wife..Girl(surprisingly): Whats Ur wife name?Guy: I am not yet married..!Moral : Xpress Your Ideas Smartly..!
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Difference between ignorance and self controlWhen u c d mirror, u don’t laugh thatz IGNORANCEWhen i look at u,i also dont laugh thatzSELF CONTROL
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A FAITHFUL husband is one who…..Always thinks of his wife while sleeping with other Women.Rather than thinking of other women while sleeping wtih his Wife.
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#12
Is phone acidic or basic in nature ?acidic !why ?because it has a Ph value of 1phone = ph one – pH 1now plz go and hit ur head 😀
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Auto driver turns at NO ENTRY.Traffic police sees him but does not stop him.Why?PJ of the Millenium:bcoz Auto driver was WALKING.
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we realise the value of life increases only after it is lost……..eg:- Alive chicken 60 rs….chicken tandoori 280 rs….
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There are Two Words in a Person’s LifeThat Will Open Many Doors for Him…………..Push and Pull. 🙂
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‘Maths & Women r the 2 most complicated things in d world.’.But.Maths, atleast, has Logic.
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difference between ignorance and selfcontrolwhen u c d mirror, u dont laugh thatz IGNORANCEwhen i look at u,i also dont laugh thatzSELF CONTROL
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#18
An Australian court thinks that a woman in tight-jeans cannot be raped without her consent!
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cutest letter by a little kid:dear maths,pleas grow up n solve ur own problems:-):-)
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#20
Afantastic sing board displayed in highways for rncouraging slow driving…’Mr LATE’ is always better then ‘LATE Mr.’
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Best slogan seen on a famous beauty parlour…’Dont whistle at d girl going out from here……..she might be ur grandmother…!!
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What is D difference between POETRY & ESSAY.Any word you uttered by a GIRLFRIEND is a POETRY. While anything said by WIFE is ESSAY.
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Thought of the day :’Behind every successful man there is a woman and behind her there is a man looking at ass’…
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Nights are totally sleepless..Days are so restless…Ohhh GOD…am I in Love????GOD said:IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!Happy load sheding.
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#25
rate of load shedding isdirectly proportional to the temperaature ofatmosphere provided da beghairtee of wapda remains constant.
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A woman is always right.Sometimes confused, misinformed, rude, stubborn, irritable and even downright stupid…. but NEVER EVER wrong…!
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Little advice to guys:“Always communicate with your girlfriendsas long as your parents are paying the phone bills!!!…
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Newton’s New Law of motion. “Loose motions can never be done is slow motion”
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#29
Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?Old Man Replied: Yes,Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. 🙂
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Height of shame :A girl with her face covered on a bus stopA man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??Girl replies…….Papa mein hoon.
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Why Madras is named Chennai?…..B’Coz Madrasis wear Lungi in which there is no zip…CHEN-NAISamjhe
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Every woman needs a husband Bcoz there are a number of things that go wrong For everything u cannot blame God or the Government
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How to grow up a Baby into an absolutely honest, Innocent, Lovable, Truthful, and an extremely intelligent Kid.?..Ask My Parents.
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#34
Billboard On The Side Of The Road:’Keep Your Eyes On The RoadAnd Stop Reading These Boards.’ 🙂
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GOd is great. One such example is hereHe blows the naughty wind which blows the gal’s skirt high, But he sends dust along to close the boys eyes as well.
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2day I Walked on d Road,Suddenly 5 Policemen Surrounded Me,I got Amazed.I Asked Police:Y r U Surrounding Me?…Police:Bcz Govt. Order ‘SAVE OUR TIGERS’
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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI&SUNAMI ?Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Girlfriend is like paanipuri always tasty, ‘lover’ is like pizza, hot n spicy, ‘wife’ is like dalchawal no other option but good 4 health.
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#39
when U WERE Born………………The Cloud Parted,Sun shinedand God appeared in front of alland say’SORRY FOR MISTAKE’ kindly adjust it…
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A bright future can give you many beautiful girls.But a beautiful girl cannot give you a bright future.From-Boy’s Welfare Association.Jaago Kamino jaago.
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For 1st time I realy want to Celebrate dis spclDay with u. Plz apna gaal aage karein,I wana giv u smthng on ur Cheeks, SLAP.(chataak).Hapy SLAP DAY.
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#42
Ideal pair does not require ,compatible looks,compatible nature,same taste & same size ……….The best example is……GATHIYA & JALEBI…………
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#43
What will u find inside a very clean nose like urs?????????????A LOT OF FINGER PRINTS..HAHAHAHA
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#44
Tragedy of man’s lifeNice men are ugly,good looking men are not nice,good lookin nice men are married,good lookin nice unmarried men are gay
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#45
Lalit Modi, was Surrounded by PreityShilpaKatrina, etc…..ButNow is Surrounded by The IT officials…..He has Gone From D AXE Effect to theTAX Effect…..
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#46
I wrote this shortly after my first marriage, a long long time ago, trying to describe the evolution of love. From my First Love to what I thought at the time was my Last
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2 Married Men Talking-10yrs Ago,Whenever I Returned Home,My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
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#48
finding a right boy with all good qualities is like finding a right book that covers whole semester syllabus..mission impossible.
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#49
ULTIMATE MEANING OF LOVE’What is special in Love? Nothing special. it has two vowels, two consonants and two fools’
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10 TerroristsCame by BOAT recently..543 Terrorists willSoon Come by VOTE.. God Bless Us.. Take Care. JAI HIND……
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