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This is for ADULTS Only. . .If you areUnder the Age of 18,Please PleaseDon’t read this sms………Election is coming,Please Do Vote.!
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….If Jayalalita Winsin the Next Electionand Becomes theCM again,What would thePublic say.???“The Mummy Returns”
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Boys go to collegeto develop the mind;girls go to collegeto catch them before this happens
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height of honesty………….a pregnent mother buy one and half ticket in bus…
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#5
Every orning get up n look throgh the FORBBIES list of richest people in the world.if ur name is not there PLEASE GO TO WORK..
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If Bill Gate’s mother gets bored, What will u call her?. . . . . . Take a Guess…. . . . . . . . . . . . . MOTHER-BOARD!
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#7
What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer ‘Tikka’ Masala??. . . . Think! . . . . Think! . . . . . Simple! The Latter is Vaccinated…!!
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#8
What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???. . . . . . Guess??? . . . . . Give it a shot…. . . . MARUTI 800!!!
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#9
What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?. . . . . . A: Group discussion when he is alone.
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What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?. . . . . A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
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D most Romantic state of India…..???Guess……!!!O….Yes!!!West Bengal…!!!U know why????Har raat we’re having candle light dinner….thanxx to d West Bengal State Electricity Board…!!!
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#12
crazy doc to patient:There are no medicines,the only thing that can stop the hair falling is the floor!
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#13
A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.Man said:My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes ;->
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#14
One basic difference between girls and boys- girlz gives, gives, gives and forgives, but boyz gets, gets, gets, and forgets………
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i saw an interesting line on girls t-shirt-‘ONLY ENGINEERS CAN SEE HIDDEN LINES AND MSSING CURVES.’
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after getting up in the morning,pray 2 god thank u god 4 making my day,begin wid the sms of dis genius sender,whoz smartnes will inspire me whole day..
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#17
U get rich as U grow oldU start getting Silver in ur hair.Gold in ur teeth.Sugar in ur blood.Stones in ur kidney & Never ending supply of GAS!!
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#18
Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room So if u see darknes in ur life assume that NATURE is making beautiful Life 4 u… (A public service Msg 4rm KESC)
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A guy was praying passionately, Oh my God ! Turn me into a lizard A man asked, Why do u pray so? He answered, My wife dreads lizards.
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I Always pray for You that. May your life Be Bright & Sunny. and your partner be Fat & Funny May your life be filled with Roses and You have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.
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#21
A husband’s cute love quote:’Even my child started walking without any support but my wife still feels to hold my hand while walking…’
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people say that you can`t live without love. but i personally feel. oxygen is more important…
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#23
Best present 2 b given2 friend-honesty2 enemy-forgivness2 parents-care2 god-our lyf2 me-*Apple i phone 16GB*Video i-pod*Play station-3..!!!!
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#24
Legal Voting Age Fr Boys- 18yrs..Legal Marryng Age Fr Boys- 21Yrs..Wat Is Proved??’Its Tougher To Control A Wife, Than A Country’ !!!
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#25
Those Who Know Me, Know Me Well, . . . Waah Waah! . . . Those Who Know Me, Know Me Well . . . Those Who do Not, ‘Juz Go To Hell!’;-> satya
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#26
I ‘M Master Mind I’M Master Mind. I’ M Master Mind. I’M Master Mind. But s0rRy I cULd N0t b uR Bec0z u R WiTouT Mind.
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#27
Funny But Fact:Boys n Girls get into Love becoz of Misundrstngs…And hate each other when they started to understand each other..!
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#28
‘Be nice to people who smoke and drink.. They won’t be around us for long time’….!
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A Great JAPANESE Proverb:’If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it .&Its PAKISTANI Version:’If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.
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#30
I was worried in dream 2niteI saw All the devils of the world have died,Can u give me only 1 sms or miscall2 make me sure dat Ur still alive.
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#31
Close ur eyes and imagine this,The one u love just gave u a kiss.Move closer, have no fear,Dont open ur eyes or the dream will disappear.
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#32
advantage of not having LOVER1.can sleep wel.2 can save money3 no worry abt how u look4 no misd calls in mid night5 no need to rechrg 2ce a dy6 the mst imprtant is u cn fwd thisto all proud singles :
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#33
dear frnd plz don’t keep me in yuor heart but keep me in your brain…because rehne ki jagah jitni khali ho,rehne me utna hi maza hai.
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#34
U can control ur breadth,not ur death.u can control ur life but not wife…u can control emotions…..but not…….loose motions..ha ha
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#35
Why is a bachelor skinnyand a married man fat?-The Bachelor comeshome, takes one look atwhat’s in the refrigerator,and goes to bed.-The Married man comes home,takes onelook at what’s in the bedand goes to refrigerator!
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#36
What will be the name of Akshay Kumar at the age of 47 years.Answer:- AK-47
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#37
Mourn of a professor: I don mind wen studnts luk at their watch during lectures. Bt I get angry wen they remove their watch & shake it to c if its working..
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#38
There are two types ofpeople in this world:good and bad.The good sleep better,but the bad seem to enjoythe waking hours much more.
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#39
Brucelee’s Favourites:Favourite Vegetable: Mu-Lee.Favourite Breakfast: Id-Lee.Favourite Animal: Bilee,Favourite Actor: Chame-Lee.Favourite Music: Qawwa-Lee,Favourite Timepaas: Khuj-Lee…
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#40
Girl’s Hrt Is Lke WATER,Boy’s Hrt Is Lke MOBILEEither Water Falls On Mobile(Or)Mobile Fals In Water,Watt Mobile Ki Lagegi
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#41
You Know why Women starts with ‘W’ because all all questions starts with ‘W’… Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whome? Where? and finally Wife…!!
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A deep love story:Once upon a time true lovers went for a long walk,…………..remaining story will be published when they return.
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#43
What a strange society….!We dont believe in life after death but yet people always ask what next after engineering…!
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#44
I love stdyng.. Unfortunatly, if i do study, d course gets finishd..Hw can i finish smthng i love?So i dont study…Enjoy laziness…Laziness rocks!!;-)
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#45
Do U know full form of wife = ‘ Worries in life Forever’
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#46
Advice og your dentist ‘Treat ur girlfriend like toothbrush. dont share it and change it sfter 3 months’
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#47
Past brings tears,future brings fear,so live in present&drink chiled bear.
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#48
4Ur SMS is brkfast 4 me,ur SMS is lunch 4 me,ur SMS is diner 4 me BUT my dear friend,today is not my Upvas then why r u not sending SMS 2 me
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#49
You can impress anybody by your style Attitude. Talent Intelligence & if that is not enough then just say them I am Aji ‘FRIEND’..!
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#50
If i send a forward will it b forwarded enough so that the forward is forwarded back to d forwarder forwardly? See dis forward is being forwarded now.
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