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Science ne sabit kiya ki’Bandar aur Gadhe’ SMS padte vakt ANGUTHE ka istemaal karte heNA-NA Ab ANGUTHA mat hatao sabit ho Chuka he
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Apko Kabi Hmara Koi SMS Bura Lge,To Apko Pura Huq he K Ap Apna Mobile Zor Se Diwar Pr De Maro,Apki KHUshi Se Zyada Zruri Hmare liye Kuch Nhi Hai
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#3
BREAKING NEWS….Pakistani Team Ki Shikast ki Zimmedari…Tehreek-e-Taliban Ne Qabool Kerli Hai.’ABDUL REHMAN MALIK’…Interior Minister.
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#4
Oye Mere DostAndhero Ke GhostDouble Ande Ke TostBhujhe Huye LamppostFlop Show Ke HostI Miss U D Most
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#5
Mat ro zardari, abhi jaan baqi hai,Tere liye poora Pakistan baqi hai,Bibi mar gayi to kya hua,Abhi to shiri rehman baqi hai….
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#6
Teacher:M.B.B.S. Stand For?Student:M.B.B.S. stand forMuhtarma benzir Bhutto shaheed…
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#7
Wo SMS pe SMS Kar Rahi Thi’FARAZ’Maine Khushi Se KahaAaj Itna Pyar Kis Liye?Usne KahaYe Pyar Nahi PaglayKal Package ki Expiry Date Hai Is Liye.
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#8
Do Baatain Hamesha Yaad Rakho ‘apne Dosto se pyar karo, unki Sisters se nhi’And’apni Sisters se pyar karo unki dosto se nhi’Baghairto sun lo:-)
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#9
Are O sambha,zara bata to 1 msg ka kitna Daam Rakha HBilkul Free Hai sarkarTo utha mobile orBhej msg sab kanjooso ko Jinko free b mehanga lagta hai… ;->
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#10
Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar Aasmaan bhi ro para FarazJab Larkiuon kay Number se Bhari hui Sim Gum ho gai …..
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#11
Bohat Khwahish Thi K Mujh Ko woh “JAAN” bolayFARAZ!Bolti to hy Magr Pehle “BHAI” Laga deti hy..!
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#12
Kitne Ghuroor Mein Hein Woh Mujhe Tanha Chor Ke Faraz….Unhein Maloom Nahi Mere Pass Aur Bhi Bachiyon Ke Number Hein…
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#13
Mar Bhi Jaun To Usko Khabar Nahi DenaFARAZ!!!Agar Wo Aa Gaya To Biryani Khatam Ho Jayegi! 🙂
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#14
Rab kare Aap ko Sab MileyHimathIzatRupiyaBanglaStyleSmilePersonalityPopularityCarPyar…..Ab Bhi Button Daba Rahe HoLAALCHI.
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#15
Insan Ki Sab Se Ziada Kab Hat’ti Hai?Guess Karo…Nahi Pata?Jab Koi Mehnga Tareen,Genuine Mobile Le Kar Betha Ho,OrKoi Aa Kar Keh De.’China’ Ka Hai. 🙂
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#16
Daru Peene Se Problem Solve Nahi Hoti….Expert’s Comment:Preblem Doodh Peene Se Bhi Solve Nahi Hoti.So Cheers! 🙂
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#17
Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein Waade Tum ne Muhabbat Nibhane Ke Bagairta….. Yahan Her Roz Ek Naya ‘HIJDA’ Tumhara Pata Poochta hai..
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#18
Ap ki 1 bat mjhy bohat psand hyAap Jb b koi Sms krty hainTu dil se krtey hain.QkQKQKDimagh tu ap k pass hy he nhi! ha ha ha:-)
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#19
Kaminay Kaminay KaminayKaminay Kaminay KaminayKaminay Kaminay KaminayAap ki ‘KAMI-Nay’ Itna Pareshan Kar Diya,K Hum ko SMS Karna He Para….
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#20
Agar koi tumhain kahy’Oye INSAN ban!’.Tu . . ………………………Ek bar koshish zaroor kar lena . . . Baqi ALLAH ki marzi.
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#21
Happy world nice person day:Aap ye sms us insan ko krain jo aapki nzar me sbsy ziada nice ho.Mene aapko kar dea hy…..Ghalti sy,,:-)
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#22
Santa meets his friend BuntaSanta : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
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#23
Y dont v study d whole year & study Only during exams?Bcoz ‘Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai’
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#24
Merey dill totney ka sabab pochtey ho Faraz……..Kabhi koi tumhari ‘Kulfi’ cheen kar bhagey tou pata chaley:
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#25
ATTENTION ALL! Halaat kharab hugaey hain Abhe abhe 4 dhamakay aur thori bohot firing hui hai Mere pait mein:-)
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#26
God ne aurat ko sundar banaya,khubsurat sharir diya,hirni si aankhe,resham se baal,gulab se hont,pyar bhara dil diya., fir juban dekar sab kiye karaye par pani pher diya.
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#27
3 cheezain jab khatam hojati hain to bohat takleef hoti hai…1– Muhabbat2– Rishta3– Sms Package 🙁
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#28
Hitler bhi chala gaya….Sadam mara gaya……..Bin laden ka pata nahi…Tum bhi dikte nahi…….Lagta hai dharti pe ache din aa gaye..
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#29
Dunya bewafa hoskti hai’TUM NAHI’Dunya Zalim hoskti hai’TUM NAHI’Dunya harjai hoskti hai’TUM NAHI’jalebi seedhi hosakti hai’LEKIN TUM NAHI..:
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#30
Kabir Das ji ne kaha hai.KAAL KARE SO AAJ KAR…Santa ne pucha.AB MUJHE KOI YE BATAYE, KAL AANE WALI ‘POTTY’ KO AAJ KAISE KAREIN? 😀 😀
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#31
LIFE MEANS:-6 frnds,2 bikes bt no petrol.exam nite,6 duffers n no notes.sitting on sea view,6 smokers n only 1 ciggarete!1 girl,6 frnds n all saying ‘teri bhabhi hai’
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#32
Zindagi me hamesha 1 baat yaad rakhokabhi kisi ke dil se mat khelokyunki dil 1 hi hota heagar khelna hi he to KIDNEY se khelo wo 2 hoti he
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#33
KARAY JAOOOOOOOO…. . . . karay jaoo. . . . karay jaoo. . . . baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo khud kabhi na karna…..
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#34
arz kia hai kay aap ki shakkal agar gadhay say milti hai wah wah subhanAllah aap ki shakkal agar gadhay say mitli hai to is main becharay gadhay ki kia ghalti hai?? ha ha ha
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#35
RaniKajolIshaAishTanuShilpaSushKareenaA ur aapkiChoti behen KATRINA ne advance me aapkoHAPPY RAKHI bola hai
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#36
Aap sochte honge ki hamariaur se aanewale sms kasilsila kab khatam hoga?Janab, ye to EKTA KAPURke serial jaisa hai…CHALTE RAHENGE
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#37
raja ko rani se pyar hota hai to tare kyo tilmilate hai kyonki bad me lion aur sher jese nishachar janavar hi peda hote hai
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#38
Jab b mera SMS mile to tali jarur bajana Qki mujhe brahma G ka vardan he ki jo mere sms me tali nhi bajayega vo agle janm me ghar-ghar jakar tali bajayega.
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#39
Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhanaWa wa.Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhanaBANDAR b msg pad raha h,EDUCATED hua zamana..Wa wa..
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#40
Pata he jab tum ghar se nikalte hoto…Ladkiyan tumhe hasrat se dekhti haiAahen bhrti hai,orsochti hai kash !Hmara b aisa ‘BHAI’ Hota.
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#41
USA se Tumhare liye rishta aya he, Baap hardware me he, Maa software me he, Bhai footwear me hai, aur Ladki sirf UNDERWER me he, chalegi?
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#42
Ye aankh roney ki shiddat se laal nahin hai FARAAZ..Is main kisi andhe k bachy ne ungli mari hai.(-_=) aaeee…
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#43
ek admi gana ga raha tha’behane de mujhe behane de’aik badmassladka bolta hai……..abe tujh jese kutte ko kaun apni behane dega…….kya samjhe
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#44
PANI & PYAAR me kya fark hota hai…? fark sirf 1 hi hai… insan pani me pade to ‘BHEEG’ JATA HE .. AUR PYAR ME PADE TO ‘SOOKH’ jata hai….
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#45
Aj ka mahan vichar:kisi ki taraf itani jaldi dosti ka hath na badhao!kyonki kuch log ……’Tatty’ se akar hanth nahi dhote.
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#46
Breaking News on ZEE NEWS.Pakistan mai loadshedding khatam:::::Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali gae:-(
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#47
Ye keh kar FARAZ nelarkiyon ko truck k neechey dey diya…. .. .bachna ae haseenon lo main agaya.
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#48
Kamiyab Insan banne k 3 tareeqe:1.2.3…Bhootni k, pehle insan to banja.Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka
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#49
Achi Baat Tou Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai..Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na Lage To Smjo..Tumhen Zaleel Hone Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai
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#50
Agar Ap Ke Paas Belt Na Ho Aur Pent Dheeli Ho, To Usay Girnay Se Bachanay Ka Sab Se Asaan Tariqa Hai KePent Ke Uper Underwear Pehan Lo…
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