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if u r with 1girlsits anandif with 2 girlsmaha anandwith 3girlsparama nandbut if u r with many girlsitsswami nityananda
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#2
Bhoot Raat ko Viraniyo me Q Ghumte hai…?..Kher Chodo ye Tumhara Personal Matter hai jaha Marzi Ghumo Firo.
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#3
Lagi thi jor seBathroom band tha…Wah WahLagi thi jor seBathroom band tha….Andar ja ke dekha toPani kam tha…
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#4
Neend jab Mujhe Aagosh me leti hai, Aapka Chehra Nigahon me bas jata hai, Ek dum se Meri Aankh khul jati hai,Hontho se ye Aawaz aati haiMUMMY BHOOT.
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#5
Gandhi ke smile me aaj bhi chamak hai…wah…wahGandhi ke smile me aaj bhi chamak hai…wah…wahKya aapko lagta hai uske tooth paste me namak hai…??
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#6
MALOOM HAI AAP BAHUT BUSY HO……………….IS LIYA KUCH NHI LIKHA WARNA AAP KO PADHNA PADTA
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#7
1 Akalmand insaan ne 1 Bewkoof se poocha: ‘saari duniya tumhe Bewakoof kyon kehti hai?’Neeche kya dkh raha hai jawab de…..
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#8
Mein tere naseeb ki barish nahi ho tujh pe baras jao dost..Tujhe is garmi mein roz nahana ho ga…!
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#9
I Pray 2 God 2 Give u.Shanti, Shakti, Prem, Pratap, Gyan, Shaan, Shardha, Samridhi, Shaurya, Vivek, Sneh, Vijay, Kaushal…13 Bacche kafi hai ki aur mangu.
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#10
Main jb b App ko dekhaApp ko JanaAp ko mesoos kyaAp ko ek farishtey jesa payaJis ko Jannat sy nikala gya apni harkatonKi vaja se…
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#11
Kya tm Gareeb ho?YES or NO?Agr Ameer ho to 50 ka balance bhejo..Aur agr Gareeb ho to Ye msg Aage bhejo..KHUL K MANGO YarHappy Bhikari day..
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#12
Pyaray Dost!Film Me Kaam Karoge?Roll Sirf itna He K 1 Larki Apko 1 Kamre Me Le Jaigi Or Apko Goli Mar Degi.Film Ka Naam He,’kutte Ki Mout’
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#13
WO kon c ghari thi jb ap paida huy?CITIZENRÖLEXSEIKORADOQUARTZYa koi or?Jldi jawab dainCompany band krwani haiTa k aisa HADSAPhir na ho,.
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#14
Us nay chori say meri girl friend ka number nikal liya tha FARAZAur aj wo apni hi behn k sath set hai.This is the result of CHORI.
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#15
When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala … Chakkar kia hai
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#16
Salam! Main Ye Sim OFF Kar Raha Hon.Is Par Mujhe Bohat Calls Aur SMS Aa Rahy Hain.Log Tang Karte Hain.Poochtay Hain K’Aapne Sania Mirza Ko Kyon Chhor Diya?’ 🙂
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#17
jab ghee seedhi ungli se na nikle to….chammach istemaal karo….har cheez me ungli karna achhi baat nhi hai
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#18
P=Petrol Rs.71A=Aata 400 Rs/KgK=Khudkush HamlayI=ilm Ki KamiS=Sarkoun Pay PaniT=Trafic JamA=Awam PareshanN=No ElectricityYae hai mera Pakistan
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#19
Garmi me b foreigners india ghumne a rhe hWah wahGarmi me bi foreigners india ghumne a rhe hDaya Pata karo bacche cid ke msgs Kaha se la rhe h.
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#20
Kyun dost?kya baat hai?harwaqtPREGNANThi rehte ho kya????jab bhi message karti hoon tumhari’DELIVERY REPORT’Aa jati h.
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#21
Tum cute ho .Tum sweet ho.Tum speciall ho .Tum innocent ho . @ Pata karo yeh afwahen kaun faila rha hai.
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#22
Difference between Dava & Daru!Dava like girlfriend,that comes with expiry date,Daru is like wifeJitni purani hogi utna sir chadke bolegi
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#23
Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neendUnki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beetIss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthaoAll out lagao machar bhagao…
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#24
Raja Pervaiz Ashraf: Yaar mujhey Mother’s Day pe koi Message nhi aaya? Secretary: Sir, Pakistan me jub Light jati hai, Log aap ki Maa ko hi yaad kertey hain :
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#25
Press Down To Have A CAKE….Where Is Cake?Kya HuaCake ChahiyeTumPehle Hi Itne Sweet Ho Phir Cake Khao Gi ToSUGAR Ho Jayegi.
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#26
Yaado ko kabhi bhulne nai denge,dosti ko kabhi todne nai denge,sharafat se s.m.s karo warna aja raat ko miss call maar maar kar sone nai denge.
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#27
DOOR SE DEKHA TO SHER THA,DOOR SE DEKHA TO SHER THA,ISLIYE PAS HI NAHI GAYA;
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#28
AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapdeyaha se less waha se less,kabhi sleevless to kabhi backlessor koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-“Oh How Mannerless” !!
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#29
meriy zindgi k 2 ausul he…1st k me kisi anjan ladki ki or dekhta nahi2nd me kisi ladki ko ajan manta nahi….
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#30
Motto of the Generation next…Na hum shadi karenge na apne bacho ko karne denge
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#31
What is difference between bus conductor & driver?Ans. Conductor so jaye to kisi ka ticket nahi katega or driver so gaya to sab ka ticket kat jayega
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#32
Tamilnadu me Garmi,Kashmir me Burf k GoleTamilnadu me Grmi,Kashmir me Burf k GoleJaB Bhi koi Ldki Dekhu mera DIL DIWANA BoleOle Ole Ole..ole ole ole
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#33
Aao!Aaj hum Dono Wada kareinKHum Zindagi bhar pyar karengeHum Wafa karengeHam Mohbbat karengeSirf or sirf ApniPiyari’AMMI JAAN’ se..
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#34
Ye jo Hath me 4 Inch ka Dabba Pakada hai na.Ye sirf msg Receive karne ke liye nahi hai,Isse msg Send bhi hote hai,Tey karke Dekho, Smile nahi Try maro.
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#35
Asmaan mein tum ho , samundar mein tum ho , zameen pe tum , hawa mein tum , jahan pe dekho tum hi tum. Domex wali aunty thik kehti thi kitanu har jagah hai
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#36
Insaan k andar message padne ka itna bada kida hota hai ki chahe us pagal stupid fool bevcoof nalayak ko kitni bhi gaali pad rahi ho niche tak padta zata hai.
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#37
main aapko ENGLISH ka 1 word Bhejta Hu jise aap aage se Padho Ya pichhe se aap ko aap ka Hi naam Dikhai Dega . . . . u l l u
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#38
MasterJi apne Student se bole koi aashiqi wala Sher sunao. Stdnt – ‘Mota marta Moti pe, Bhukha marta Roti pe, MasterJi ki 2 Betiya par me Marta Choti pe.’
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#39
Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai…Pyar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai…Isliye Try maro har Ladki par…Qki Dar ke aage Jeet hai…
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#40
1 Ladki _ Ladke ko kiss karti hai. to Ladke pe Lipstick ka Daag lag jata hai.Ladka bola ye kya kiya?Kuch Accha karne me Daag lage to’DAAG ACCHE HAI NA’
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#41
Bank Robber Bank me Sher farmata hai…Arz hai Takdir me jo hai vahi Milega,wah WahTakdir me jo hai vahi Milega,HandsUp, Koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega.
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#42
pata hai gabbar ne thakur ke ho hath kyun kate kyunki wo use msg nahi bhejta tha
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#43
Teacher to Electronics StudentsNAADE ko English mai kya kehte hai ?Student:- P.H.D.Teacher: Kya Matlab ?Pejama Holding Device.
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#44
pj on demand;itna padh likh k tu kya payega….wah wahitna padh likh ke tu kya payega…arre volume kam kar papa jag jaega.
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#45
IGNOU k student marne k baad jalaye nahi Dafnaye jaate hai,Yakin naa aaye to Kabar khod k dekh lo,Wo wahan v BackLog ki Taiyaari karte paaye jaate hai !!!!
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#46
1 Din k 24 Ghante:–Usme se:—-9 sone k9 kamane k1 Toilet- Bath k1 Travelling k2 Khane – Peene k2 Bibi/GrlFrnd kApne liye kya bacha GHANTA.
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#47
yaad teri na ayeaisa hone na dengedost tere jaisakhone na denge,sarafat se contacatme rahena,vernakan ke niche dokheech ke denge…
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#48
A apun ko tere sath SMS ka Dandha band karne ka hai,Kya hai ki apun ki Kanjoos se banti nahi,agar Compromise karna hai to 2-4 SMS kar,warna Dandha Khallas.
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#49
Agar mere msg se aap Pareshan ho aur Gussa bhi ata ho to aap 1 Jhadu 1 Chappal aur 1 Danda lekar apne Sir pe mar lo qki hum nahi Sudhrenge.
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#50
Kisi ko na THI mere pyaar ki khabar…Kisi ko na THI mere pyaar ki khabar….Diagram galat ho Gaya….rubber de rubber…:-D
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