Funny Shayari – Set 25 – 2017

#1

A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit…
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

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#2

A teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished high school.

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#3

A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes… No fun, send mon, your son!
Dad write back saying…so sad, too bad, your dad!

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#4

A friend is: Who lends you…
Pen in School…

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#5

A Baniya walking on the road suddenly bent & touched d road n said furiously: ‘Loki thuk vi aewein sutde ne jiven Rupeya peya hove!’

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#6

. Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?Santa: Very long!

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#7

Life without u is impossible,u r in my breath and blood.i cant stay for a second without u,if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

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#8

Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to someone that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had 100s already

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#9

THIS ONE IS CRAZY ! ;o) 2 flies r sitting on a pile of steamin shit,1 farted,d other says,
‘do u mind im eating’..

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#10

If any1 @ attack u .IL
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#11

I Pray to God to Bless you, guide you, save you, give you peace, joy and $1000000000. 50-50 OK ? You also pray !

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#12

I h8 u wen u smyl at me coz u make me crazy about u. i h8 u wen u talk 2 me coz u make me run out of words, i h8 u wen i c u coz u mke me luv u more,…..

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#13

A: He couldn’t take his foot of the accelerator.

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#14

A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. ‘Anything new at work?’ He replied, ‘No, I’m teaching History.’

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#15

(((((( ))))))
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(((((; <._.> ;)))))
(((((( ,__, ))))))
You are so… B H o o T I F u L

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#16

do i txt u? It’s my choice. It’s my way f saying i rmmbr u. Y do i rmmbr u? It’s my choice. It proves dat i care. Y do i care? Dnt knw. It’s not my choice. It’s my heart’s.

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#17

Ladka apni dilruba se puch raha hai Kya pyar karna paap hai Kya pyaar karna paap hai Ladke ka dost uske kaan mey bolta hai Abey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai

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#18

Meri nazar mey tum duniya k sabse sache dost ho. yakin nahi hai tho suraj ki roshni ki kasam… Aila! Andhera kaise ho gaya

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#19

Tum Apun Ko Itna SmS Karta Hai! Apun Ko REPLY Karne Ko Majboor Karta Hai! Kya Iske Peeche Koi PLAN Hai Ya Auro Ki TarAh Tum Bhi Apun Ka FAN Hai

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#20

Zindagi behaal hai,Sur hai naa taal hai, Msgbox bhi kangal hai, Kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

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#21

ZidApni Na Chhodi aur pyar bhara dil tod diya..! kuchh paiso k liye zaalim tumne SMS karna chhod diya.!!

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#22

Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism…kapkapatay hont….larkharati Aawaz…thartharata badan ….mujhe pehle se shak thak tumhain Malaria hai…..

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#23

Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez haiMaa se ho to IbadatBaap se ho to MuqaddasBhai se ho to AqeedatBehn se ho to FarzAur BV se ho to.Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu

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#24

Vegitable msg….MOOLI gajar Ka Noor tujh per bursay..Tery Chahat ko Aaloo Timater Tersay..Teri Zindagi me ayin itnay Kadoo….Kay too Chotay Tinday Khanay ko tarsa..y

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#25

Utaro Utaro,Jaldi Utaro,dupatta utaro, qameez utaro,shalwar utaro……Shukar hai barish se phlay rassi se saray kapray utaar liye…!

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#26

Teri dosti ki roshni aisi haiki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai… Sochta hun ghar ki bijli katva lu… Ajkal kambkhat bill bohat ata hai.!

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#27

Shetan ki 3 nishanian1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.2=parhte hue hansta hey.3=neeche mat jana—->Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

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#28

Saveray jaldi uth k,naha k,saaf j kapry paa k,masjid ja,ALLAH agay sajde paa k,ankhaan bund kar k sachey dil nal pooch,MOLA,jidoon tusi aqal vandi,’main kithey c’

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#29

Rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tumkio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum

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#30

Raam nay been bajai,or seeta duur k ayai…Kishan nay bansuri bajai,or Radha bhaag k ayai…aur hum nay sirf seeti bajai,Woh sali BHAI ko lay aai :phehe

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#31

Parh likh kar kya karna hai,Akhir 1 din sabko marna hai,Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,to phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!So enjoY!!

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#32

PANDIT: Shirt Ke Liye Badiya Kapda Dikhana SaLeSMan: PLAIN Main Dikhau’ PANDIT: Hawaai Jahaaj Tak Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai Yahi Dikha DE ‘!

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#33

Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain malkin: mujhey pata chala hay ktumharay sahab ka kisi larkisay chakkar chal raha hay offcie mainnaukrani: naheeeeeeen……sahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay

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#34

Nasa bundok ka, mahuhulog cell phone mo at girlfriend mo, anong gagawin mo Magpakatotoo ka brother! Sagipin mo ang cell phone mo at sigaw mo sa girlfriend mo, text na lang kita!.

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#35

Munna:Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

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#36

Momino!Aakhrat Kareeb ha,Aap sub se request ha k apna mobile mein save jokes ,pictures, girl friend k number,DELETEKarna se pehle mujhe forward kar dain.JIZAKALLAH.

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#37

Molvi apni wife say:jab me mar jaon to samnay walay ghar ki aurton ko zroor bulana.Biwi:wo kyunMolvi: unki aurtain murday se lipat lipat ker roti hain!!

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#38

Meri tarafse tumko ek pyari see ‘puppi’,tumhare frnd ko ek’pappi’,frnd ke frnd ko ek’pappi’. bolo kyon . . . . . . . . .aaj hamare doggy ne’10’puppi diye

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#39

Majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya,majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khayamajnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar mainaur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.

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#40

Maine kaha Dil RubaUsne kaha balance bhaijMaine kaha Paise NahiUsne kaha Kaise nahiMaine kaha Mehangai HaiUsne kaha Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha

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#41

Main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz’MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD’

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#42

Main nay pocha chand say,daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseenchand nay kaha:-Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia

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#43

Ma Betay se : Batao wo kon sa janwar hay jo hamain Khanay ke leye Gosht aur pehnay ke leye Joota deta Hay Bata : Hamaray Papa.

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#44

Life me hameshaHaste raho,Muskurate raho,Gaate raho,Gungunate rahoTaki tumhe dekhte hilog samajh jayen k tum’;UNMARRIED’ ho.

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#45

Kyon hota hai nasha because of drug addictionkyon aata hai maza because of food’s temptationna tum janno na humcoz no one knows/

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#46

Kyon chalti hai pawan because of evaporationkyon jhoome hai gagan because of earth’s revolutionkyon machalta hai mann because of excessive respirationna tum janno na hum parentsbut i just gave all the answers

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#47

Kyon aati hai bahar because of change in seasonkyon lutata hai kaarar becuase of mental tensionkyon hota hai pyaar because of fatal attractionna tum janno na hum like i said these are all science phenomenakyon gum hai har disha

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#48

Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho Munda: Haan Sharaab Haan Drugs Haan Jua Haan Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai Munda: Haanji, HIV+

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#49

Kung akala mo importante ka sa akin, kung akala mo may tiwala ako sayo, kung akalamo namimiss kita at kung akala mo friend kita Korek ka dyan!

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#50

Kiya lay ker ayai thay&ndash;- Kiy lay kar jao gay… Mujhey SMS nahin kar kkitnay paisay bachao gay Itnay paisay bacha ker kya……..Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p