Funny Shayari – Set 31 – 2017

#1

lux se nha dho kar kya karna hai ,21 dec’2012 ke din sbko marna hai 2 sal khusi se ji le dost,q ki agle janam me phir jhonson baby se suru kena hai..

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#2

garmi me kulfi khane ka mazza aata hai,thandi me coffe ka mazza hai,hum water fall ki tarah sms karte hai,or aap ka munciplity k water ki tarah reply aata hai…

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#3

Kites SpcUdi Kites Or Cut GyiHritik Ki Ek Or Movi Pit GyiZindgi Do Pal Ki N Dil Ne Shor KiyaPure K Pure 2:15 Hou. Movi Ne Compleate Bore Kiya

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#4

Kuch kahe to ap kehte h bahut bolte hochup rahe to ap puchte h naraz hodilki bat apko kaise samjayejb izhar kare to kehte h Q mazak karte ho.

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#5

Na muje kisika Dil chahiyeNa muje kisiki ki Dosti chahiyeJo apna samajh kar apni Girlfrnd se setting karwaDeMujhe us sache Dost ki Dosti chahye

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#6

Q Marte ho Bewafa Sanam K Liye,2Gaz Zami nai Milegi Dafan K Liye,Marna hoTo Maro Desh-Watan K Liye,HAsinao b Dupata Utar degi,Tere Kafan K Liye

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#7

Hazaro Ladkiyan Aisi ki har Ladki pe Dum niklewahHazaro Ladkiyan aisi ki har Ladki pe Dum nikle,magar jiss pe Dum niklewo Ghar se kum nikle.

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#8

Aashiqo ka Dimag hota hai khali,Tabhi milti nahi Gharwali,Gulaam bankar fas jate hain ishq ke jaal me,Aur kehten hain maine LADKI patali..

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#9

Kuch Pattharon K Nagine Hote He,Kuch Log KutteKuch Kamine Hote HeGF Ko Karna Ho SMS To Kya Din Kya Raat,Doston Ko SMS Karne Me Mahino Rote Hain

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#10

Jo Koi Na Kar Saka Wo HUm Kar Denge,Apke Mobile Ko Sms Se Bhar Denge,Himat He to SMS Karo,Varna Hum Akele Hi Tumahri Naak Me Dum Kar Denge..

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#11

Tu apne dil ka don he,tu mere liye ek carore ki lon hai,kamine kitni ladkiyo ke sath firta hai,kam se kam ye to bata, inme se meri bhabhi kon h

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#12

garmi me jeene me maja aata hai….gariboon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai……….1 ham hn jo susu ki tarah sms krte hn …….aapka to sms bhi ladki k period ki tarah aata hai.

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#13

SAb mohmaya hai ,duniya me sukh kisne paaya haiek hum hain jo bhulte hi nahi aapkoaur ek wo hain jo kehte hainKAMBKHAT ka msg phir aaya hai..!

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#14

Aasman fata or dharti hil gayi,Aapne socha humse mukti mil gayi,Are hum jara se busy kya hue,Aap ne maan liya ki chalo musibat hi tal gayi.

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#15

Wo Gori Hai Uski Zulfe Hai KaliWo Pari Hai Ya Pariyo Ki RaniUski Har Baat Hai NiraliParKya Karu YaaroWo Ladki Kisi Aur Ne PATALI

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#16

Neend ki goli kha Lo acha rahe ga,Sochon se jaan churra Lo acha rahe ga,Bachi to Tum Se PHANSTI Nahi koi,Sub Larkiyon ko Behan bana Lo acha rahe ga.

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#17

Har shaam charaghon se saja rakhi heShart humne hawaon se laga rakhi heNa jane kis taraf se tum aajaoIs liye har Taraf MORTEIN COiL jala rakhi he:

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#18

Samandar k kinare beitha karo,Koi na koi lahar to aaye gi,Kismat na badli to kya huwa,Kam se kam ‘SHAKAL’ he dhul jaye gi.

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#19

I m a flower but Rose is UI m a star but Moon is UI m a stone but diamond is UI m the sky but sun is UI m a tree butUspe Latka BANDER Is U;

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#20

Bejan phool ko khushbu dna koi apse sekhe,Rohthe hwe ko hasana koi apse sekhe,Dost banana to har koi janta hy,Dost ko topi pehnana koi apse sekhe

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#21

Aisa dost kaha milta he, Din-Raat jo aapko yaad karta hai. Aapka rply aye ya na aye, Lekin wo Roz Sms ki Barsat karta he

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#22

apple kat raha hu knife sepaani p rha hu pipe sekya jamana aa gaya hai dosto………………….jute kha rha hu wife se

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#23

Hum fijao ke rukh ka injar nahi karte, hum barish ke thamne ka injar nahi karte. jab dil karta he ker dete he sms, hum kanjoso ke sms ka injar nahi kerte

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#24

khushi me gar ye suroor na hota…ye dil itna majboor na hota….hum aapko jagaane aa jate roz..agar aapka ghar itne door na hota…

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#25

Chor ne kia ladki ka purse chori.Wah wah!Chor ne kia ladki ka purse chori.Lalla lalla lori.Doodh ki katori

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#26

MAINE TUJE CHAHA THA SARASWATI SAMAJKAR,MAINE TUJE CHAHA THA SARASWATI SAMAJKAR,PAR TERE BAA{ NE MERE DIL KO BUJA DIYA AGARBATTI SAMAJKAR.

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#27

Phul Kharab Nai Hota Makkhiya Kharab Karti Hain,Phul Kharab Nai Hota Makkhiya Kharab Karti Hain,Ladke Kharab Nahi Hote,Ladkiya Kharab Karti Hai

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#28

BE Wajah kisi koSataya Nhi KarteU Hi Kisi Ko TADPAYA Nhi KarteJinki SANSE Chalti HoAAPKE KHON se.ALLOUT JalakarUnhe Bhagaya Nhi krte

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#29

Kapade banane ke liye lagti hai ruewah wah wahKapade banane ke liye lagti hai rui Daya, iski maut zaher khane se nahi hui…

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#30

Yu khamosh rahke tadpaogi kab tak,Wah wahYu khamosh rahke tadpaogi kab tak,Wah wah..Cameraman Manish k sath Avneet Bhargava Aaj Tak

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#31

Arz kiya he,Teri har musibat ka hal nikal lenge,Teri har musibat ka hal nikal lenge,Agar IPL ka tikt Nai milato party hila denge.

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#32

Ham AapKo Khone Na Denge,Apne Se Juda Hone Na Denge,Aaj Hi Bhijwa Rahe Hain 1OOOO Macchar,Jo Raat Bhar Apko Sone Na Denge.

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#33

Chennai ki team me khelta hai raina..Wah wahChennai ki team me khelta hai raina…Wah wahTujhe yaad na meri aayi kisise ab kya kehna..

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#34

Deadly shayri:PITAAJI bane DAD,MAA ban gai MOM……PITAAJI bane Dad,MAA ban gai MOM…..WWW dot YAHOO dot COM…!!

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#35

Apki shakl ka andaz kuch aisa hai,kya bataun ki yeh wakya kaisa hai,kaun kehta h aap ullu jaise hosuch to yeh h ki ullu apke jaisa hai !

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#36

Khush ke pal me ek dua hamari heApka ghar base ye khwaish hamari heHum chahte he ki aap Arrenge merriage kareQki aapki GF pe nazar hamari He

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#37

Summer sms:Aa gaye garmi khao baraf ke gole.Aa gaye garmi khao baraf ke goleJab bhi koi ladki dekhu mera dil deewana bole ole ole ole ole ole.

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#38

Ek Sher Arj Hai..Osa Hai Gosa HaiBarish Ka Bosa HaiWah wah !!!Osa Hai Gosa HaiBarish Ka Bosa Hai,Manga Tha SAMOSA laya tu Dosa Hai

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#39

Ab pakau Sms bhej kar nahi karenge tumhe borwah wahab pakau Sms bhej kar nahi karenge tumhe bor,khiche muje koi Dor..teri or,teri or….teri or

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#40

Teri Hasrat Dua Ban Kr Reh JayegiTeri Kismat Juwa Banke Reh JayegiJis Pe Tu Try Marta HaiWo 1 Din Tere Bacho Ki ‘BUAA’Ban Kr Reh Jyegi

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#41

Ek sharaabi Vivah film dekh kar Ghar aaya aur Biwi se bola’Tujhe pikar me dekhu.. mujhe hak hai.Tu bhi piti hai daru mujhe shak hai’!!!;

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#42

us pari ko jameen par kisne bulayaus pari ko jameen par kisne bulayaDaya pata lagao dhoni ka MaxX mobile kisne churaya………

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#43

Pani ko Freezer me Rakhne se banti hai Baraf …Pani ko Freezer me Rakhne se banti hai Baraf …Daya tum is taraf jao aur Abhijeet tum us taraf…!

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#44

phool ko mat toro kanta lag jaye ga, larki ko mat chero chanta lag jaye gaMere Dil mein teri sanson ko panah mil jaye….Tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaye…..

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#45

Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akashwah wah Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akashDaya aur abhijeet, ghar ka kauna kauna chaan maaro!!!

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#46

DDLJ PJ- A.C Ka muqabla cooler kr nai skta wah wah A.C ka mukabla cooler kr nai skta. Ja Simran Ja is ladke se zyada pyar tuje koi kr nai skta

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#47

Tera msg aane se..milti hai mujhe RAHAT…Tera msg aane se..milti hai mujhe RAHAT…C.I.D ke baad dekhna na bhuleAAHAT!!!

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#48

Hukka shayariDiwana teri yaad me jag raha hai…..Diwana teri yaad me jag raha hai…..Coal change kar bhai gale mein lag raha hai.

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#49

Machhar bola insan seMat maro hume jaan seJang chid jayegidushmani badh jayegiMana ki aap me junoon hHmari ragon me baapka hi khun h

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#50

Pakistani FARMAN-Ab SANIA VATAN ki BAHU htoTENNIS khelte waqt har koi unke Healthy HIPS,Sexy THIGHS&Bouncing BOOBSko IZZAT kI NIGAH se dekhe