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Sitaron Se Aagey Jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein.
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#2
Hum Zinadgi Ki Bheer Mein is Gadar Kho Gaye.
Pata He Nahi Chala Kab falsay 80 Rupay Kilo Ho Gaye.
Happy Falsay Season.
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#3
Achon Se Ziada Tum Achy Ho,
Sachon se Ziada Tum Sache ho,
Mene kaha Mujhe tmse ‘MOHABBAT’ Hai,
Wo boli Sharam Karo Abhi Tum Bachy ho.
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#4
1960’s Girls: Pehla Pehla Pyar Hai,
Aankhon main Bahar Hai
Aaja mere Sajna Tera Intezar hai.
2005’s Girl: Phela Pehla Pyar Hai
Aankhon main Bahar Hai
Aaja mere Sajna Warna Dosra Tayyar Hai. 🙂
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#5
Mat Dekh Mujhe Itni Hasrat Se Mere Dost
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Mere Paas Khud Biryani Ki Aik Hi Plate Hai. 🙂
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#6
When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
My Body Blasts Like a Bomber.
Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain K:
Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,
Mera Badan Patakay Maray. 🙂
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#7
Usne Kaha, Tum Mai Pehle Si Baat Nahi,
Maine Kaha Insaan Hon Koi Science ki Ijaad Nahi.
Usne Kaha, Ab Bhi Kisi ki Aankho Mai Doob Jaate Ho?
Maine Kaha, Bawla nahi Hun, Aankhen Hain Koi Talaab Nahi.
Usne Kaha, Kyun Itna Toot K Chaha Mujhy
Maine Kaha, Dimagh Se Pagal Tha, Jiska koi Hisaab Nahi.
Usne Kaha, Kiya Mai Bewafa Hon
Maine Kaha, To Itna Dhooke Baaz Hai Jiska koi Hisaab Nahi.
Usne Kaha, Bhool Ja Mujh Ko,
Maine Kaha, Abay Tu Hai Kon? Mujhy To Ye Bhi Yaad Nahi.
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#8
Teri Zulfon Main Kho Jana Chahta Hon.
Wah G Wah
Teri Zulfon Main Kho Jana Chahta Hon.
Wah G Wah
Par Tu ‘Tail’ He Itna Lagati Hai k Phisal Jata Hon.
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#9
Sahil Ki Geeli Rait Par,
1 Larki Bethi Thi.
Usne Apny Sath Bethe Larkay Se Poocha
Tum Boltay Kyon Nahi?
Wo Palken Jhuka Kar Muskura Diya,
Or.
Rait Per Likha.
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Mere Moon Main Gutka Hai. 🙂
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#10
Nafrat Na Karna Kabhi Hum Se
Hum Seh Nahi Paenge
Bus Ek Bar Keh Dena K Zarurat Nahi Hai Aapki
Qasam Khuda ki
Aapko Peetne GHAR Tak Chale Aaenge. 🙂
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#11
Class Teacher To student.
Batao Bacho Zinda Rehny k Liye Kiya Cheez Zarori Hai?
Student Zor se bolay:
Zinda Rehny k Liye Teri Qasam!
Ek Mulaqat Zarori Hai Sanam.
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#12
Tumhari Yaad Mery Dil Mein,
Kuch Is Tarhan Sy Bas Gai,
Jaisy Choty Sy Rikshy Mein,
Abida Parveen Phans Gai. Ha Ha Ha Ha. 🙂
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#13
Itney Kamzor ho Gaye Teri judai se….
Wah wah wah!
Arz kia hai.
Itnay kamzor ho gay teri judai se…
K aik din machar hi utha k le gaya chaarpai se. 🙂
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#14
Itna Na Yaad Aaya Karo K Raat Bhar So Bi Na Saken FARAZ
Subah Ko Surkh Aankhen Dekh K MAA Kehti Hai.
‘KANJRA RAAT CHARAS PI K SOOTA SI’. 🙂
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#15
Pal Pal k Pyar ka Waada Hai,
Apnapan kuch itna zyada hai,
Na sochna ke Bhul jayen Gey hum Aapko,
Jab tak Zindagi hai satane ka full irada hai…!
Jabhi to kahun ye Dhuan sa Kaha se uthta hai
Lagta hai to ne Kahee qareeb he main PAADA hai. 🙂
ab bol or kch kahn?;-)
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#16
Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.
Bachiyan Teri Jawan Hain, Kuch To Khayal Kar. 🙂
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#17
Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon,
Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.
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Jab K Har Dafa
Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka Kiraya. 🙂
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#18
Ye Paad Waad Koi Buri Cheez Nahi Hai Dost!
Bus Soonghnay Walay Ka Mizaaj Acha Hona Chahiye. 🙂
All Izz Well.
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#19
Allah Bachaye!
Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.
Dubai k Sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.
Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.
Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.
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#20
Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi Aur Waseelay Se ILaaj?
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Isha Ka Rog Tha.
Ammi Ki Chappal Se Aaram Aaya. 🙂
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#21
Arz Kya Hai.
Faakay Pe Faaka Ho Raha Hai.
Dhamakay Pe Dhamakay Ho Raha Hai.
Hukumat Kar Rahi Hai Mansooba Bandi.
Phir Bhi Rickshaw Main Kaka Ho Raha Hai. 🙂
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#22
Kal Raat Mainy Apny Dil Say Bhi Taluq Torr Diya…
Kambakht Teri Bhi WATT Lagany Ki Baat Karta Tha.
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#23
Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Yaado Ki Kasak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Fizao Ki Mahak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Nazaro Ki Jhalak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Bijliyo Ki Tadak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Ghatao Ki Dhamak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Manzilo Ki Sadak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Khyalo Ki Khatak Nahi Jati,
End Nhi Hota Mera SMS Jab Tak
Parhne Wale ki Khopri Satak Nahi Jati. 🙂
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#24
Amir Khan Ne 3 IDIOTS Mai Table par Delivery kar k Konsa Karnama Kardiya!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshaw Mai Delivery Kar Dali.
GEO PAKISTANI
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#25
Bhari Mehfil Main Us ne Ye Keh Kar Ruswa Kar Diya
*WASI*
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Uth Kanjra Tenu Te Main Sadiya E Nae Si. 🙂
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#26
Sachi Muhabbat Bezuban Hoti Hai
Ye To Aankhon Se Bayaan Hoti Hai.
Muhabbat Main Dard Mile to Kya Huwa?
Dard k Liye 2 Goli ‘POSTAN’ Hoti Hai. 🙂
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#27
Kya Batayen Apne Doston Ki,
Wo To Hain Nirale Bandar.
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GIRL FRIEND K Liye ‘Food Centre’
Aur Dosto k Liye ‘MAZAR KA LANGAR’
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#28
Jeet K B Haar Gaya Mai Pyar Ki Baazi Yaaro
Main Uska DEVDAS Tha Wo thi Meri PAARO
Wo Guzar Gai Pas Se Nazar B Na Milai
Q K I was on Cycle & She was in PIJARO. 🙂
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#29
Ishq k Jazbat Ko Khudkashi Karni Pari
Panchiyon Ko Par Jala K Roshni Karni Pari
Ek Bachi Ki Bewafai Ko Bhulane K Liye
Jane Kitni Bachiyun Se Dosti Karni Pari. 🙂
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#30
Us Bewafa ki Yaad Mai Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya
Wah Wah
Us Bewafa ki Yaad Mai Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya
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Phir Uthaya Bread, Lagaya Jam aur Mand K Kha Liya. 🙂
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#31
TRUE LOVE SONG:
Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar,
Apni Ammi ko Razi Kar,
Tu Ne Dil Mera Tora,
Mai Ne Elfi Se Jora,
Meri Elfi k Paisay Wapis Kar,
Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar. 🙂
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#32
Hasil Karli Hum Ne Sari EDUCATION
Phr Bbhi Na Samjh Saky LOVE Ki DEFINITION
Dil K Darwaze Pe Likha Hai NO ADMISSION
Phir Bhi Log Chale Aate Hy WITHOUT PERMISSION.
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#33
A song 4 You!
Agar Tum Mil Jao
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Tumhari Taangein Torr Deingy hum.
Tumhain Paa Kar. Tumharay Peechay Kutty Chor Daingy hum.
Bas Tum Mil Jaao.
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#34
Adbi Shair Arz Hai:
Karte Thy Hum Jin Se Mohabbat Ka Dawa,
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Karte Thy Hum Jin Se Mohabbat Ka Dawa,
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Wohi Le Gaya Hamari Manji ka Pawa.
Shava Vai Shava.
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#35
Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon
Wah Wah Wah
Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon
Wah Wah Wah
Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon
Acha! Ab Main Chalta Hon. 🙂
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#36
Har Gham Ko Pala Nahi Jata.
Kaanch Ki Cheezon Ko Uchala Nahi Jata.
Kuch Karna Hai To Mehnat Karo Jaani.
Har Baat Ko ALL IZ WELL Bol K Tala Nahi Jata.
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#37
Meri Zindgi Per Hai Tere Pyar Ka Saaya…
Wah Wah Wah
Meri Zindgi Per Hai Tere Pyar Ka Saaya…
Jani 5 Minute Ruk Mai Zara Potty Kar K Aaya.
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#38
Afridi Ne Ball Chaba k De Diya Is Baat Ka Saboot!
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K Colgate Banaey, Masoorhe Sehet Mand or Daant Mazboot. 🙂
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#39
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI.
Wah Wah
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI.
Phir Bhage Tum
Aur RAB NE BANA DI JODI. 🙂
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#40
Arz Kia Hai:
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai
Wah Wah
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai
Bhai Wah Wah
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai
Zara si Tawajja Plz
Bhai Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai
Kya Irshaad Farmaya hai
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai
Bohat Khob
Bhai Waah
Mar Daala Zalim
Dobara Irshaad
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai.
Nahi Dalo to Nahi Chalti Hai. 🙂
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#41
Sahil ki Geeli Rait Par,
Maine Us Se Poocha,
Tu Bolta Kyon Nahi,
Wo Palken Jhuka Kar Muskura Diya,
Or.
Rait Per Likha.
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Main Goonga Hon. 🙂
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#42
Wo Mujhe Keh k Chali Gai GO TO HELL…
But Pappu Keh Raha Hai…
ALL IZZ WELL.
ALL IZZ WELL. 🙂
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#43
Kal Kary So Aaj Kar,
Aaj Kary So Ab.
Wah Wah
Kya Kehne.
Kal Kary So Aaj Kar,
Aaj Kary So Ab.
Abey Karta hi Rahega to Dhoyega Kab?
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#44
Dekhiye Zara Kitna Nafees Shair Arz Kia Hai.
Aankhon Mai Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaadon K Deep
Hato Bachoo,
Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeep…
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#45
Bichar k Phir Milenge Yaqeen Kitna Tha.
Tha to 1 Khwab Par Haseen Kitna Tha.
Mere Zawal se Pehle wo Mujhko Chhor Gaya.
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Kameena to Tha He Lekin Zaleel Bhi Tha.
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#46
Na Dil Ko ‘BEHLANEY’ K Liye.
Na Ghar Main ‘SAJANEY’ K Liye.
Bus Aapki Ek ‘TASVEER’ Chahiye Humain.
Apne Ghar Se ‘CHOOHAY’ Bhagane k Liye. 🙂
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#47
Arz Kya Hai:
Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.
Ghor Kijiye Ga.
Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay
Nahi Tay.
Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. 🙂
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#48
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.
Wah Wah!
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.
Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain, Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. 🙂
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#49
Meri Begum Ne Bhar Di Hain Mery Saalan Mai Wo Mirchain
Nivala Munh Mai Rakhta Hon To Aankhen Bheeg Jaati Hain
Shadi ki Ye Tasveerain Bari Mushkil Se Dhondi Hain
Mein Ab in ko Palat’ta Hon to Aankhen Bheeg Jaati Hain
Jama Poonji Mai Bister k Sirhaanay Rakh k Sota Tha
Wahan Ab Haath Rakhta Hon To Aankhen Bheeg Jati Hain.:-)
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#50
This Authentical Poem is Written on Tatti
by You Better Knows.
Kyun Tatti Tatti Karti hai,
Kyun lende pe tu Marti hai.
Ik bat Mujhe Batla De Tu,
Us Qabaz Se Kyon nai Darti hai,
Kya Hota hai Tatti Main,
Tatti ki Laga Don Dheri,
Main Barish Kar Don Tatti Ki,
Jo Tu ho Jae Meri. 🙂
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