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About as innocent as a Nun doing pressups in a Cucumber field.
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About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.
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#3
As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition
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#4
As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat
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#5
As rare as a Blonde virgin
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#6
As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium
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#7
He’s as camp as a row of tents
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He’s as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank
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He’s got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure
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#10
He’s got a head balder than a baby’s arse.
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He’s got a nose like a blind carpenter’s thumb.
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#12
He’s got the dress sense of an Oxfam model.
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#13
He’s that useless he couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery
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#14
He’s tighter than a photo finish.
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#15
It’s colder than a penguin’s bollocks
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#16
I’ve seen better teeth on a worn out gear box
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#17
I’ve seen more hair on a billiard ball
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#18
Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the Hunter’s Lodge.
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#19
She’s angrier than a Bear with a sore head
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#20
She’s been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!
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#21
She’s been up and down more times than a whore’s drawers
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#22
She’s dressed up like a Dogs dinner
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#23
She’s got a face like a picture – it needs hanging
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#24
She’s had more pricks than a second hand dartboard
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#25
They call her ‘The radio station’ cuz she’s so easy to pick up
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#26
They’ve got a picture of her at the hospital – it saves using the stomach pump
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#27
Whiter than a pair of Snow White’s knickers
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#28
You could park a bike on that bum
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#29
You’ve got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier
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