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A legend in his own mind…
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#2
About as interesting as watching paint dry
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#3
About as subtle as a flying brick
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#4
About as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit.
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#5
About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box
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#6
As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market
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#7
As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
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#8
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner
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#9
As rare as a brass monkey’s bollocks
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#10
As tight as a Camels arse in a Sand-storm
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#11
As useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse
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#12
As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.
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#13
Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard
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#14
He couldnae engineer his way outta paper bag!
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#15
He’s an expert on padded cells.
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#16
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
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#17
He’s as bent as a butchers hook
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#18
He’s as happy as a Pig in $hit
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#19
His nose is snottier than a frog in a blender
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#20
I’ve seen better hands on a clock
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#21
Lights on, door open, nobody at home
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#22
She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel
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#23
She’s as fit as a butchers dog
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#24
She’s got a face squeezed like a squeezed tea bag
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#25
She’s got half the Black Forest hanging out of her armpits
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#26
She’s got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum
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#27
She’s more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs
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#28
She’s seen more ceilings than Michelagelo
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#29
She’s stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
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#30
This guy is all foam, no beer.
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#31
Uglier than a hatfull of assholes.
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