Faraz Text – Set 11 – 2017

#1

Mere mehbob ne kaha aaj hum tumhare pyar ki intaha dekhna chahte hai Faraz,
Ye keh kar unho ne apna Summer Vacation ka kaam mere hath main thama dya.

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#2

Afridi se pucha Malinga kesi bowling karata hai Faraz…
Hans ker bola… Jese Pakistani Bachy Bus per Pathrao kartay hain.

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#3

Tutay huye dil ko le kar phirta hai Faraz gali gali…
Tutay huye dil ko le kar phirta hai Faraz gali gali…
Aaa Masakali Masakali.
Thora Matakali Matakali.. 🙂

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#4

Hum ne to sirf cold drink pelai thi Faraz.
Brrrrrrr Brrrrrrr akr k unho ne mehfil saja di.

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#5

Hajoom-e-Shehar mein kis qadar tanha hon mat pooch FARAZ….,
Jisay apna samjhta hoon usay apna nahi sakta.

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#6

Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain… faraz
Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To…
Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.

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#7

Maine to Sarak pe khari larki se Faqat Time pucha tha Faraz…
K Kitnay Bajy?
Woh Boli: 9 Bajy Quaid-e-Azam k Mazaar pe.

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#8

Hamari aur unki Zindagi main bus Tarteeb ka faraq hai Faraz….
Hamari Light 10:30 bajy jati hai.
Aur unki 11:30 bajy.

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#9

Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main ‘FARAZ’
Jo jata tha BILLO k ghar Ab kehta hy:
PREETO mery naal wiyaah kar lay.

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#10

Oh Jee Kyun bethey ho itney udaas.?.?.?.?
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Kya Thappar mar kar bhaag gya hai Faraz..

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Intizar karo
Faraz meeting main hai..

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#12

Meri nighahon ki Talash bas itni hai Faraz.
K aakhri saans se pehly us ka deedar ho jaey.

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#13

In Moti Larkyon se keh do mujh se door he rahain Faraz…..
Mujhe Doctor ne bara Gosht mana kia hua hai…

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#14

Faraz arz karta hy..
Teri yaad me hum itna kho gaye..
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Potty kartay kartay wahin soo gaye…

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#15

Hamari Pyaas ka Andaaz bhi alag hai Faraz…
Kabhi Daryaaon ko thukratay hain to kabhi Aansu tak pee jaty hain.

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#16

2 he Laddu thy,
Dono maine kha liye Faraz….
Ik tere aany se pehle.
Ik tere jaany k baad.

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#17

Ye bhi acha hoa k usay paa na sakay ‘Faraz’
Humara ho k agr bicharta to shayad qayamat hoti.

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#18

Urdu, Pushto Or Chinese K Baad Ab Ek Hindi Sher
Chintit Hun Ma K Is Prem Ma Kitni Durghatna Hy FARAZ.
Is Chinta Ki Vivastha Liay Ma Suargvasi Ho Chala 🙂

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#19

Faqat is dar se hum ne ishq karna chor diya Faraz
Jab usne kaha Pappiyan de paisy Wakhray tey Japhiyan de Paisy Wakhry.

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#20

Aata Khatam
Bijli Khatam
Cheeni Khatam
Pani Khatam
Sukoon Khatam
Waaday Khatam
Ittehad Khatam
Muqadamay Khatam
Banday Mar Mar K Khatam
Or To Or Sab Se Bari Baat. .
Ek Banda Bacha Tha FARAZ
Ab To Wo Bhi Khatam..

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#21

Main to pehle hi Sugar ka Mareez hon Faraz!!!
Aur woh kehti hy, Pyar di Ganderi choos ly..

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#22

Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali
Wah Wah
Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali
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Kameez Teri Kaali Tay Sohnay Phulla Wali:-)
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<./''/ ,,, _/'_ Oye.... Aankhen band karo... Faraz Naha raha hai..

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#23

Woh ye keh kar meri saari 7UP pee gaya Faraz…..
Tu meri adhuri pyaas pyaas, Tu aagai Man ko raas raas….

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#24

Hum Zindagi ki bheer main itnay kho gaye Faraz….
Pata he nahi chala k kab,
Aalu 40 rupay kilo, aur Timatar 80 Rupay kilo ho gaye.

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#25

Aankhon main nami thi, aur Vitamin ki kami thi Faraz…
Jis se sari raat baat ki, Woh meri Mehbooba ki Ammi thi.

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#26

Dazz.. Dazz Dazz Dazz…
Dazz Dazz Dazz Dazz….
Chhup Jao!!! Faraz ‘Talibaan’ k saath mil gaya hai.

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#27

Kon kehta hai k Bachiyon k Number nahi miltay Faraz….
Zong to Ishtehaaron main, Number baant raha hai.

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#28

Itni mehngai main bhi ek kaam roz roz hota hai Faraz…
Dhooz Dhooz Dhaaz Dhaaz – Bomb Dhamaka.

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#29

Raastay Makaano k…
Hoslay Chattano k…
Raastay Makaano k…
Hoslay Chattano k…
Par Aaj Nashta Kahan Karo gay Faraz????
Hotel to Band hain Pathanon k…

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#30

Uski Qurbat to Muqaddar hai milay ya na milay Faraz…
Uski yaadon se bhi ho jati hai Tasalli dil ko.

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#31

Bathroom k lootay ki khuch to Izzat kya kro Faraz….
Kabhi Kabhi ek loota bhi ASSEMBLY ki Shaan ban sakta hy.

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#32

SMS walon se hua is qadar Naraaz.
Ye dunya he chhor k chal diya Faraaz.
Bohat ho gaya ab Faraz, Faraaz Faaraz.
Nikaalo ab Zardari pe Dil ki Bharaas.

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#33

Jis Beti par tha Maa ko Bara Naaz…
Wah Wah Wah
Jis Beti par tha Maa ko Bara Naaz…
Us Beti ko le kar bhag gaya Faraz…..

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#34

Maine apni B.V ko kaha tha ka Parday main raha karo Faraz….
To us ne Zalim ne Police ko phone kar k Bula liya ka Mera Miyaan Taliabaan hai.

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#35

Dil cheer k Dekho to Bhi Dard Dhoon na Pao gay Faraz….
Kyon k Dard to Meri Taang main hai. 😛

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#36

Dunya main Ek Tum he Cute nahi Faraz….
Suna hai Karachi main koi Irfan bhi Rehta hai. 🙂

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#37

Ab woh roz Nakhron se Msg karti hai Faraz…
Maine ek Baar kaha tha…
Sohni day nakhray Sohnay lagday.

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#38

Is se barri Dehshat Gardi aur kya hogi Faraz….
Washroom k lotay main koi Tezaab daal gaya…

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#39

Ye keh kar us ne tujhe Mehfil main ruswa kar diya Faraz….
Uth Chibla! Aye Phoosi Toon Maari Aa Naa?

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#40

Hum tu samjhy thay k wo hamein koi song suna rahi hai Faraz…
Pr us ne,….
‘Vay Gujra vay,
‘vay Gujra vay’
Keh ker apne BHAI ko bula lia.

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#41

Mere Mehboob ki shidat Pasandi ki
Kya misal don Faraz..
Mujhe khudkash jacket pehna k boli
Ab jannat mei mulakat hogi.

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#42

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
Faraz!!!
Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya… 🙂

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#43

Faqaat is gham sey Hum ne Diniya hi Choor di Faraz..!!
K Matric Fail Zardari Ab Hum pey Hakummat kar raha hai..!!

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#44

Aaj bhi main Garmi se marr raha hon Faraz…
Usne ek baar kaha tha Jacket main bohat Smart lagtay ho.

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#45

Mere Ishq ne Seekh li hai waqt ki Taqseem Faraz…
Woh mujhe bohat kam yaad aata hai, Sirf itna k Har saans k baad.

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#46

Meri Mohabat ka is tarha mazak mat banao Ayaz
Heraan mat hon aaj Chutti per hai Faraz….

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#47

Aaj uss ne DOWLANCE ka Refrigerator le hi lia FARAZ!
Jo har Waqt kehta tha.
WAVES ~ Naam he Kaafi hai…

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#48

Uss ki hui jub Mangni tou me ne kaha ab tou PARTY de dou FARAZ!
Who idiot 12 Rupay wala PARTY biscuit le aaya.

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#49

Main uske liye kitni Muhabbat se Prince Biscuit le kar gaya Faraz….
Woh Kambakht bola:
Pyaar Mohabbat se bhi ooper.
Peak Freanz Sooper!
Peak Freanz Sooper!

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#50

Is Umeeed par Beemaar parra hon Faraz…..
K Shayad kisi shaam koi Fruit le kar aajaye…