Irritating Text – Set 1 – 2017

#1

Hot n cold mix to gather…what happen.. hot become cold…little bit and cold become hot little bit.. hahahahah

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#2

LET ME TEST UR MATHS (read only once) 2+7 +9 -5 +4 +8 -2 +5 -4 +8 -7 +2 Q: How many times hav u pressed d down key?

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#3

Can u think how ‘2+5 =11’ ? kaise ayaaa? dont know? thoda aur dimag lagao… abhi bhi nahi? ok let me tell u kaise ayaaa… ‘By mistake’ 🙂

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#4

I went to ur home just now, i cannot enter cos your door says: #CUTE PEOPLE NOT ALLOWED# Pls, take it off next time, ok?

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#5

i l i lo i lov i love i love yo i love yo… i love your messages!!!

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#6

îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î’M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î’ll ßê okÃ¥Y. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. à Stìll lovE YOU ßût à ‘Vé tó SaY gooDbYê…

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#7

You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!

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#8

A-ur attractive B-ur beautiful C-ur caring D-ur delicous E-ur exciting F-ur funny G-ur gorgeous H-ur heavenly I-IM J-JUST K-KIDDING L-LOSER!

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#9

Cow Elephant Donkey. -Discussing who is greatest? Cow.I giv 50 ltres milk a day. Elephant.I eat 100 bundle’s of sugar cane a day. Helo its ur turn.:-)

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#10

How can I spell ‘D§MBO’ without ‘U’ ? or ‘D§FFER’? or ‘ST§PID’? or even ‘GHONCH§’? ? See how important are ‘U’!!!

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#11

Sometimes my mind asks me.. Why I like U? Why I wnt 2 c U? Why I Rem’ber U? Why U make me laugh? THEN my HEART answers…. Its simply coz I LOVE CARTOONS.

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#12

Heartbeats r countless, Spirits r ageless, Dreams r endless, Memories r timeless A person like YOU.. HOPELESS!!

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#13

Kal . . . kal kal kal kal kal kal kal Monday hai…

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#14

U r 1 of those I luv 2 msg Coz its fun 2 see your eyes goes up down up down up down up down

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#15

No sPècìål rèåSon foR thìS mèSsÃ¥gé ì jÜSt wÃ¥N to stèål Ã¥ sìNglé moMént oUt of yOÜr bÜSy dÃ¥y Ã¥Nd hoPé to mÃ¥kè yOÜ sMìlé wéN ì $aY ‘hey take care Be happy.’

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#16

Tere Ko ek Dikhawoo…. ‘1’ Ok, Dekha Kal do Dikhawoga!

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#17

Zindagi ek ajeeb paheli hai. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Abe dhakkan…. keypad dabane se solve nahi hogi

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#18

Tum Haste Raho ô Haste Raho ô Haste Raho ô Haste Raho Muskarate Raho Sada Khilkhilate Raho Khush Raho Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!

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#19

You are my Love! To kya karu? Nachu? OK! (( >>(‘,)/ >(‘,)/ < )) / >Khush?

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#20

Main Tumare Gum Main Piti Gayi Piti Gayi Piti Gayi Piti Gayi Piti Gayi Piti Gayi Piti Gayi Kya Kare BaDa ThumsUp Khatam Hè NaHi HoTa.

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#21

Ek Apnapan, Ek Khoobsurti, Ek Tazgi, EK Sapna, Ek Sachai, Ek Ahsas, Ek Aastha, Ek Vishvash – Yahi hai Abhinav KI KHAS BAAT…

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#22

Kyä ääp CLOSE UP kärte häi.. ! Kyä ääp confidence se chälte hai.! Kyä ääp penälty bhärte hai.! ‘MoBiLe’k bill se därte häi.! To ääp sMs kyo nähi karte hain?

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#23

MIL GAYA OYE, MIL GAYA. OYE,OYE, OYE… MIL GAYA… OYE, MIL GAYA OYE… MIL GYA… OHO OH Apna kam chad k mera msg padhan wala mil gaya..

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#24

Paichan kaoun? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Abe khufiapanti kya kar raha hai upar nam nahi pada kya.

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#25

/’/ ./’L YEH HAI BASANTI AB YEH NACHEGI… NACHI KYA… SORRY,apun bhul gaya tha ki,BASANTI KUTTO KE SAMNE NAHI NAACHTI.

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#26

MERE SMS MILE? NI MILE YE LO SMS SMS SMS LO CHHOTE SMS sms sms sms YE LO REMIX SmS sMs SmS STYLISH WALE B LO $M$ $m$ $M$ bs? Ab AP ki bari

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#27

.: :. , , .: :. ‘: :.¤.: :’ : Â¥ : ‘: :-‘!’-: :’ dekh lo,aap ke paas Butterfly aayie hai, kyunki isko phool bahut pasand hain.

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#28

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khyal aata hai, kabhi kabhi nahi bhi aata hai.

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#29

K’JMj k62MIN JOtg’ @mw.58 JBJD.. ? 0AMJ Gmj MGJP 2G6P !@ Md.Ajt jmwga jt ja wp MjMJ DTPm pagal ho kya.. kuch b bhejo padne lag jate ho

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#30

Worst pj ever:- Y does a dumb cat fall wen walking? coz the cat is dumb,it cant mew.So mew (coefficient of friction) is zero.so it slips off..

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#31

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ! ‘ # ? % * § + ; – : Thank GOD all butons of my cel r fine, Sorry 2 distrb u.

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#32

(((((( )))))) (((( @) (@ )))) (((((; ;))))) (((((( ,__, )))))) You are so… B H o o T I F u L

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#33

I want 2 talk 2 u now… Can i call u? Plzzzz yaaa… Nothing Special, but want 2 talk 2 u… Just 2 test whether i can understand monkey’s language!

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#34

1-u r nice person 2-line 1 is true 3-line 2 is faulse if line 1 is true 4-both 2&3 are correct 5-all 4 r wrong confuse? now msg & confuse others

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#35

.-”’-. ( ‘o’ ) (,,)==(,,) y did god create u b4 me? Coz he wanted to make a rough sketch B4 makin a master piece!!!

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#36

Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar khai? TV hai? Kon se channel aate hai? Table hai? Chair bhi hogi? Aapke ghar me chipkali hai? Bili hai? Kutte kyo nai hai? Audio hai k cd k vcd? Home theatre kyo nai hai? nal hai? Paani aata hai? Fridge hai? Bada hai k chota? Thanda karta hai? ice banata hai? kon c company ka hai? To dusri company ka kyu nahi hai? Fan hai k AC? Cooler kyo nai hai? Phone nai hai? ACHHA! Mobile hai? Balance hai? to sMs KARO NA YAAR!

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#37

Aaj Raat Thik 12 Baje ke baad 1 bajega!

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#38

=Wanted= () ”’ () ( ._. ) -(,,)(,,)- Name: ____ Age: ____ From: _____ If found running anywhere, shoot immediately! Sheriff

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#39

WHY do U think i SMS U..? is it b’coz i Care 4 u..? or i Miss u..? or i Like u..? or i need u..? No ‘coz, ‘Pareshan karne Ke Liye koi ek apna to chahiye na..!

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#40

Matematical surprise.. Enter 777 in ur mobile’s calculator multiply it with ur age then Multiply the result by 13.Reslt wil be exciting.TRY

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#41

A 992 i n0279q biquT2 2m2 pni992 .2iHT 9>IiI (use mirror to read) dnt erase! its realy interesting!

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#42

White-Silent Blue-Isolated Black-Mysterious Red-Hot Pink-Lovely Green-Cute Purple-Cool Orange-Smart Grey-Talkative Wich color represnts me? Reply is a must.fast