Stupid Text – Set 1 – 2017

#1

Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

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#2

Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.

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#3

As soon as he ceased to be mad he became merely stupid. There are maladies we must not seek to cure because they alone protect us from others that are more serious.

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#4

With stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain.

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#5

For fools rush in where angels fear to tread

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#6

You guys line up alphabetically by height.

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#7

Two grand slams in a week man, that’s seven or eight ribbies right there.

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#8

I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.

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#9

If you give a person a fish, they’ll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they’ll fish for a lifetime.

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#10

Football players win football games.

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#11

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.

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#12

I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose Game 5.

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#13

The team has come along slow but fast.

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#14

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.

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#15

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.

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#16

We’re just physically not physical enough.

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#17

Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

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#18

We don’t like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out.

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#19

Sit by the homely girl, you’ll look better by comparison.

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#20

The only reason we’re 70 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.

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#21

I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.

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#22

Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.

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#23

Does the album have any songs you like that aren’t on it?

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#24

I cannot tell you how grateful I am I am filled with humidity.

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#25

If you think is was an accident, applaud.

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#26

The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It’s only the people who make them unsafe.

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#27

Boxing’s all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds.

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#28

A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.

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#29

The world is more like it is now then it ever has before.

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#30

Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that is not there?

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#31

Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon.

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#32

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.

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#33

Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.

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#34

We’re going to move left and right at the same time.

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#35

I don’t want to ever, ever do something in life that isn’t fun. Ever.

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#36

I do not like this word bomb.

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#37

Coming on to pitch is Mike Moore, who is sixfootone and 212 years old.

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#38

It is white.

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#39

SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt prepare for accident.

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#40

A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.

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#41

Permitted vehicles not allowed.

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#42

Solutions are not the answer.

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#43

All of the Mets’ road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium.

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#44

If only faces could talk…

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#45

Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.

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#46

IThe largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas.

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#47

He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.

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#48

I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad.

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#49

I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.

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#50

The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.