Teacher Text – Set 1 – 2017

#1

Teacher: why you absent yesterday Boy: Girlfriend se milne gaya tha.Teacher: Kiss liye Boy: Yes miss bohat liye.

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#2

White color kaa dress pehen kar hum sab lagte they kitne ache.School lagta tha poultry farm or hum sab murghi ke bachay.Mujhko samajh na aya aaj tak teacher ka ye funda.Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda.(‘,’) hahaha

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#3

Teacher in girls class.Here are 2 meanings of every sentence.Girl: Well than show us.Teacher: Don’t ask, it also have 2 meanings.

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#4

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then, what is my age STUDENT:32 yrs.Teacher: How do you know STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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#5

The way you teach.The knowledge you share.The care you take.The love you shower.Makes you.The world’s best teacher.Happy Teacher’s Day!

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#6

Teacher:Agar sache dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to wo poori hoti hai…!!!Student:Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri biwi hotein.

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#7

Teacher: Explain Digestive System in one Sentnce Student: It is Da Process Which Startswith Eatng from your Rite Hand&Finishes With Washing From the Left Hand.

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#8

Teacher to Student:“Can You Define Who is a Lecturer… ”Student:“A Lecturer is a PersonWho has a Bad Habitof Speaking when Someone is Sleeping.

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#9

Studnet to Teachr: Madam are you Hen Teachr: Shut Up! Why are you asking Student: Why you alway give me “Aanda” in test.

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#10

Student School Me Gadha Leke Aaya,Teacher: Ye Gadha, Q Laye Ho. Student: Teacher Aap Hi To Kehti HyenK Maine Bare Bare Gadho Ko Insan Banaya Hy.

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#11

TEACHER-should aim for 90% marks!STUDENT-i’ll get 100% marks!TEACHER-What.. Why are you kidding STUDENT- Who starts

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#12

TEACHER: PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.PAPPU: I is…TEACHER: No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”PAPPU: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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#13

TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile” PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”TEACHER: No, that’s wrongPAPPU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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#14

TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE ”PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

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#15

TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ”PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand ”

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#16

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt FATHER : No. Why do you ask that PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then

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#17

TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,one is green and one is blue with red spots!PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange.I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

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#18

TEACHER: Now, PAPPU,tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

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#19

TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same asyour brother’s. Did you copy his PAPPU: No, teacher, it’s the same dog !

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#20

TEACHER : What do you call a person whokeeps on talking when people are no longer interested PAPPU: A teacher

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#21

TEACHER : PAPPU TELL ME THE FORMULA OF WATERPAPPU : HIJKLMNOTEACHER : WHAT IS THISPAPPU : MADAM H TO O

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#22

Teacher: If A=b,B=C thenA=c can u tell me one more example of this type Student: I love teacher.teacher loves his daughter,so i love teacher,s daughter

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#23

The mediocre teacher tells.The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates.The great teacher inspires.

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#24

If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter

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#25

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’

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#26

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#27

What’s the definition of a school report A poison pen letter from the principal!